FNJ

FNJ formerly known as JEW is a member of the SydLexia.com forums. He is best known for his love of Hannukah, wrestling, and a hatred of World of Snorecraft.

Origin

Super Powers

The Flyin’ Jew has a weakness of +4 fire dmg but gets an extra combat roll during dance recitals. The Flyin’ Jew enjoys the obscure, and can find humor in almost anything. He listens to a diverse selection of music, but has an affinity to The Protomen as of late.

TeH Internet

Upon finding a magic pair of 3D glasses in an adandoned arcade, Mild Mannered Pete Kowalsky was transformed into the mad chill, groovy cool super hero known as The Flyin’ Jew! Using his super powers of mad phat breakdancing and super tight skateboarding The Flyin’ Jew flies around and kills super villains everywhere!

Shortly after his transformation, The Flyin’ Jew joined forces with The Nude Smurf, The Abominable Arse, “Hardcore” Nick Orr, and The Mighty Ed Wood to form TeH Internet, which wielded Obscurity and Absurdity like weapons, and hacked down all who stood in it’s way.

Before The Fall of TeH Internet, The Flyin’ Jew had taken a Vince McMahon approach to THI. That is, leaving his workers to fend for themselves while he raked in the profit.

The Fall of TeH Internet

Around the year 2008 THI was in bad shape. The new Wordpress setup that they were using made updating time consuming and difficult, Jew and Smurf were drifting away as friends, and the final straw in the camel's back came from Jew borrowing $600 from fellow staffer EdWood to buy a 1990 Toyota Tercel off of Craigslist.

Smurf's insistence that he knew about cars had convinced the mechanically deprived Jew that the car was a worthwhile investment. It actually ended up costing nearly double it's initial price to even be driveable. Shortly after that Smurf dropped Jew's laptop and didn't tell him. Again believing Smurf's bullshit, and needing a way to get online for THI purposes, Jew put himself further in debt by buying a computer from him for $200.

Of course the computer was broken, and required even more money and effort to get working. Jew was furious at this point. A man who he had considered a close friend had just costed him well over a thousand dollars in less than a week, and wouldn't even pick up his cellphone to discuss the matter. Jew and Smurf stopped talking after that, and eventually his inability to pay Wood back the initial $600 put an even heavier strain on the already tense environment.

Because Smurf had been the one to handle things such as hosting and server things, he promptly pulled the Plug on the website without warning. THI now just links to a Mets fan blog. It is a sign of the degradation of the internet that we have lost such a beacon of humor and pop culture. Oh, well. At least we still have SydLexia.com

Everything And Nothing Dot Net

After the fall of THI, FNJ resurrected the concept as Everything and Nothing. Many of the old THI writers had joined the project and it was filled with awesomeness until a conflict of direction resulted in FNJ parting ways with the website on bad terms.

Trivia

• FNJ runs ran Teh Internet (now defunct).
• FNJ was a driving force behind Everything and Nothing.
• FNJ would've wrote his own page, but he was busy getting higher than Hilltop Zone.
• After hard negotiations, FNJ sold his sister to Slayer1 for ten rupees, half a goat, and one and a half cows.

Current projects

Although nothing is official, FNJ has been working on a wrestling related project involving Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 with Cactus Chris, as well as some small visual projects.

Controversy

• Although his internet handle is "The Flyin' Jew," or sometimes shortened to just "JEW," or FNJ, it is unknown whether or not Peter Kowalsky is actually Jewish. It has been proven that he can fly, however. He often claims to worship Will Smith as a deity, and celebrates Pastafarian holidays such as Talk Like a Pirate day. It is believed that he worships whatever he feels like at the time, out of convenience.

• Although FNJ no longer associates with eandn.net, the website still stands, and uses his design (albeit with his articles, as well as any contributions, articles by cactus chris, jason rivera, or former THI articles removed.) This is because although he came up with the design, former longtime friend and co-founder of E&N, Marion Wallace, claims that he also had input on the design. Because there was no copyright on the design, there is nothing that can be done about this, although the only thing Marion Edited was to badly photoshop a new name over FNJ's original logo.

• Recently FNJ has announced that he has joined the church of Scientology. It is believed that this is a publicity stunt brought on by Sydlexia moderator Tebor stating that there were no Scientologists on the forum.