Valdronius
Under the guise of a loyal fan, Valdronius, (commonly known as Val, Vald, Valdo, Valdro, Valde, and Valdronious), has steady advanced his plans to ultimately usurp Syd Lexia and take control of the site for his own. After outsourcing several Eastern call centres to repeatedly spam the site, Val was given authority over the SydLexian forums. This was the first major step toward his goal. The most significant step taken thus far has been the assassination of Dr. Jeebus, necessitating a replacement writer for the site. As his power and ego grow, so to does his thirst for his ultimate goal of supreme overload of SydLexia.com.
Other Projects
Valdronius is particularly proud of his collaboration with Mark McGrath to create the dearly beloved children's book, Green Eggs and Math.