Syd Lexia

Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.

HE IS BORED

• When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
• HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL

Honors and Awards

• Master of Reality
• Paranoid
• Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
• Sabotage
• Technical Ecstasy
• Heaven and Hell
• Mob Rules