Your mom

Definition: Your Mom

The woman who gave birth to you.

Reality

The woman who yelled at you and told you how horrible you were when you were doing that.

Jokes

• Your momma is so fat her ass has its own congressmen.
• Your momma is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican telephone service.
• Ross Rifle had sex with your mom.

Jokes about the Jokes

• Ross Rifle had sex.