Syd Lexia

Mr. & Mrs. Syd Lexia Sr.
request the pleasure
of the company of
You, your significant other(s), and everyone you know
at the marriage of their son Syd Lexia
to
Mrs GigglyPuff
at The Hyrule Community Church of the Seven Wizards
on Saturday 11th September
at 9er' clock
and afterwards at
Impa's Cottage behind Zelda's Castle.

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Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.

HE IS BORED

• When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
• HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL

Honors and Awards

• Master of Reality
• Paranoid
• Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
• Sabotage
• Technical Ecstasy
• Heaven and Hell
• Mob Rules

Trivia

• Syd's favorite color is PINK!!!

Thats right! PINK! The color of women in Milton Bradley's "LIFE".

• Syd fucking loves olives. Seriously, just ask his mom.