Syd Lexia

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Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.

HE IS BORED

• When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
• HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.

Syd's Relatives

• Brother - Dr. Jeebus
• Sister - Krislexia

Honors and Awards

• Master of Reality
• Paranoid
• Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
• Sabotage
• Technical Ecstasy
• Heaven and Hell
• Mob Rules

Trivia

• Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
• Syd fucking loves olives.

The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.