Wikipedophiles

Wikipedophiles are a special group of elitist internet users who spend nearly every waking minute on Wikipedia. For their efforts, they have been rewarded with excessive bucreatic power and gay little image files on their user pages called barnstars. Wikipedophiles picking fights with less senior users of Wikipedia and will often helpful revert edits for no apparent reason, then claim they're right based solely on their standing within the Wikipedia community. They do this because they secretly hoping that showing off their power on Wikipedia will make they seem important and will subsequently allow them to fulfilll their dreams of fucking underage boys. This is the #1 goal of Wikipedia administrators, especially Jimmy Wales.