Aika

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I'm in ur forumz derailing ur threadz.

Aika is a member of the Sydlexia forums. She is currently the only regular female poster, which makes her the butt of a lot of jokes (proving once again why she is the only female poster).

Ever since she posted pictures of herself male forum members have been hitting on her in a futile attempt at finally getting laid by a hot gamer chick. This kind of behavior can lead to the complete derailing of any thread she appears in. Not to mention the fact that a bunch of forumers emailed her pictures of their schlongs without her even asking. Seriously, what the clevage-fucking Christ? This is why hot chicks don't get involved with message boards!


Professional

Arm Wrestling

Aika is a professional arm wrestler. While she is currently not the champion of her division, she has been making strides towards the top of her group. Analysts believe that she will be a top contender in the 2009-2010 season and barring any injuries are betting the proverbial farm on it. She recently defeated Mask X. And then she came.

Personal

Aika is a 22-year-old college student majoring in International Studies (w/ specialization in East Asia) while also persuing TESOL certification. She also studied Japanese in college, and now knows enough to hold a (mildly coherent) conversation. She's hoping to graduate college next spring, but who knows. She recently dumped her boyfriend of three months and is currently single and looking.


Video Games

A huge gamer, Aika has fond memories as a child of staying up late and watching her father play RPG's on the SNES. Some of her favorite games include:

  • Final Fantasy VI, XII, & Tactics
  • Shadow Hearts
  • Shadow of the Colossus
  • Sims 2 (fuck you, I'm a girl)
  • Tomb Raider: Legend


Trivia

  • Aika is fucking hot goddammit. Don't hate.
  • She loves the colors red, purple, silver, and black.
  • She also adores eating cherries.
  • Aika has a huge crush on someone on the forum. No, it's probably not you. Unless of course your name is Ross Rifle. Iamnotsleepingwithross.png
  • She is deathly afraid of spiders and heights.
  • Teaching assistants have rough, oiled up sex with the entire class.