RegalSin
RegalSin is a former member of the SydLexia Forums. Aside from being bat shit crazy, he is also an anti-zionist, and possibly a lover of children. He was finally given the boot after everyone got too hot and too tired to continue to deal with his bullshit. He is also the retard who likes Mortal Kombat.
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THIS IS WHAT REGALSIN ACTUALLY BELIEVES!
- Sex with people of any age group is okay.
- Bass and Zero, two separate robots from the Mega Man series, are in fact one and the same.
- Games of today will never be like tomorrow.
- His dream girl is a ten year old Japanese Geisha.
- He can't get up off of his own toilet.
Understanding RegalSin
RegalSin used a language that only he himself understood, and left many forum members completely confused as to what ReginSin was trying to say.
Syd once conducted an experiment where he translated one of RegalSin's original statements:
"Not how my avator is resembling the ideal of Hitler saving Her beautiful Germany from Democracy or how Russia freed itself by raping and pillaging there Royal family only to be replaced by another man who had the wrong view of Hitler while doing as the French revolution did."
Syd translated this into French, then from French to German, then from German back to English using Babel Fish, to get this result:
"Not, how mine resembles avator the ideal of the economy of Hitler its beautiful Germany of the democracy, or how Russia freed itself, as hurts it, and by gepluendert there only the royal family who can be replaced from another man to, which the wrong view of Hitler had, by making, how it made the French revolution."
After the experiment, Syd concluded that there was "Not much difference, actually."
Responses To RegalSin And His Posts
- Black Zarak once said in response to RegalSin, "You know, it's off topic, but whenever I try to read something you wrote, I hear that "Wah-wahh-waa" noise adults make in the Peanuts cartoons..."
- Valdronius once said in response to a properly written RegalSin post: "I just spent the last 15 mintues searching this post for a grammatical error, and I can't find a single one! I feel a little faint; is this the first sign of the end of the world?"
- Tebor once said to RegalSin, after reading a post, "Regs, seek help, man. Seek help."
- Spanky McCracken once said to RegalSin, "Jesus, if it were ok to hit retards I'd find out where you live and lash you with my belt for being a moron."
- DarkMaze once said in response to RegalSin ripping on the Press Start flash cartoons: "I have no idea what he said either. But if he hates them, I consider that a compliment."
Quotes, a.k.a. Shit RegalSin Actually Said
- You know what, to hell with you all. I am too tired and too hot to have this redundant conversation to continue.
- The window is now open, may the rain drizzle in.
- Dr. Jeebus is like Sean Connery with insults.
- Relationships of Today will never be like tommorow.
- I think I have downloaded so much I am bored with downloading. No really I bored with downloading stuff I might consider moving to Canada or the pacific. (Note: RegalSin can stay the fuck out of Canada.)
- Capcom knows Zero is Forte. Forte saying girly in a game is like Tron asking for a slice of Pizza.
- If I wanted to see mice looking women media people I could just order nude news or browse the web for Exposed pics and videos.
- Well the truth is I would have ripped open the NES just to get into the creamy center.
- What I hate the most about it is nothing hey it's my Mothers birthday hurray
- The thing is right now this is many years after that happen and the thing is he lost his promotion after telling a worker not to sleep on the job, all grey unincluding his skin, has like five children in one house, his current wife looks like a cheetahs skin rug on a mop stick, and lastly the mother of the daughter he had before he married my mother is jacking him for "owed" child support and she is around 24 while paying child support for the two children he left behind( still paying for me the fact I am college), he needs to lose some weight and is starting to ride a bike back and forth like some guy who just got his license, and his father never went after his mother when she left for not telling his father about the son she had that was his father( he has like five brothers). (Editor's note: Yes, that was one sentence.)
- I want to see the movie the exact same way Mr. Rogers sawed Star Wars.
- My advice is the best defense is no defense.
- What in tarnation is a Dan Cook ?
- I recently order some stuff from Ebay and had to deal with talking to the post office manager (who is a Jew)
- Well I could obviously see that but Syd would have to throw something big out the window.
- If you did punch a specific person in the face they will attack you or demand treatment.
- Personally I am tired of these drawings but nothing is wrong with nudism as long as it's for profit and art.
- they are college kids, and more or less country 90210 bumpkings living in saved by the bell
- Show pictures of anything that is material. Your car, bike and extra bike pieces, your cloned enhanced manimal, your Funbags or nips, your new dvdplayer, your 8 track tapes of Kenny G Rogers, your destruc bot H302, your monkeys paw, your internet dick, your light saber, your spy gear, your M47, your B-16, your blackbird, your black cherry, your blue Titan, your framed pencil, and more importantly any toy for any age even a boulder breaker back from the stone age.
- In such case I was banned for racism. Where I used the phrase "The JEw part of town" and in another thread were I used slang or broken words........where one of the broken words was Nigga.
- I am not a erasict person
- Hell yes I ingore alot of things like I do not care if Japan Bomb pearl Harbor since hey they never wanted to trade in the first place.
- Like for example Chinese food restaraunts use vinegar on there food alot and I do not buy the food enymore unless somebody else pays.
- If the real B.B.King was alive he would have support me
- But first the forums haves to be filled up with all kinds of people and jist before Tee-Shirts could ever sell. Also these people must have jobs and be able to send money orders without hesitation.
- But to slaughty Little Red Hen, eat her bread, and then roast her children.
Forums That RegalSin Has Been Banned From
Did you know that SydLexia.com isn't the only site that Regal's crazy ass has been banned from? Here's a list of the sites he's been banned from (that we know of):
- SydLexia.com - Made remarks indicating that he was anti-semitic and enjoyed pedophilia.
- CheapAssGamer.com - CheapyD, the owner of the website, held a question and answer session between the CheapAssGamer community and his Japanese wife. RegalSin asked: "Why is japanese womens panties so thick?" This got him banned. He came back a second time, and made pro-terrorist and anti-American remarks, invoking the wrath of CheapyD and resulting in a permanent ban. Since they never bothered to ban his IP, RegalSin was able to return and get himself banned several more times.
HigherVoltage.net - Regal was not technically banned. Following several forum rule changes that he did not follow, his account name was changed to Me Fail English? That's Unpossible. He assumed had he banned and attempted to start a new account, which was promptly banninated due the forum's one account per user rule. He still has an account on this site, but has forgotten the password.
- AtariAge.com - Regal claimed that programmers were at the bottom of the game design food chain, and that those who came up with the game concepts were at the top. This earned him a ban. He came back under several different names, only to be banned yet again.
- Starmen.net - Regal actually hasn't been banned yet, but likely will be soon due to his inflammatory comments on some of the board's art.
- Neo-Geo.com - Made remarks comparing the Neo-Geo to a record player. This earned him a free ride into "The Thunderdome", which (I'm assuming) is some sort of pre-ban area of the forum. Regal kept on being Regal, and was eventually shitcanned.
- RFGeneration.com - Banned on reputation alone.
- Sega-16.com - Started a thread so insane that it resulted in his ban.
*UltimateConsoleDatabase.com - Started arguing that the SNES was better than the Amiga. This was considered trolling.
- ASSEMblergames.com - Used the N-word when someone posted a rap video.
- GBAtemp - Banned due to his odd writing style and failure to contribute anything useful.
- ZapOnline.org - Regal apparently wasn't actually banned for once, he just stopped posting.
*thetvforums.com - Attempted to win a Wii in a forum contest by spamming. He was banned shortly thereafter.
- RadioSega.net - Regal decided to start an argument about PAL vs. NTSC on a European gaming site. He was banned and all his posts were erased.
- Nintendo.com - It's Nintendo, so he could have done pretty much anything.
- KungFuRodeo.com - Unknown.
- OfficialNintendoMagazine.co.uk - Unknown.
- GameWinners.com - Unknown.
- The-NextLevel.com - Unknown.
- CoolROM.com - Unknown.
- Every other forum he's ever joined or will join
RegalSin Aliases
- Donovian B.
- Loyaltist S.
- Reguluse
- Rugal S.
- Red Queen
- Girly Gamer
Regal's Future on SydLexia
Regal is always free to come back to SydLexia under a different username, as Syd only gave him a user-level ban and not an IP-level one. However, if he returns to his old ways, he will surely be banned again.
External Links
- Regal's additions to this page edited by Char Aznable, who is too hot and tired to continue.
