MSLT3K/12

Creepshow was the tenth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime.

Log

[01:13] <FigNewton> Ok, GO!! [01:14] <Vald> FRIGGIN BREAD! [01:14] <Vald> FRIGGIN GARBAGE! [01:14] <FigNewton> A jack-o-lantern inside? [01:14] <FigNewton> How lame [01:14] <@Fernin> ooh, a model Rodan [01:14] <Optimist_prime> that kid mumbles too much [01:15] <FigNewton> That kid remind you guys of that kid from Pet Sematary just there [01:15] <FigNewton> ? [01:15] <@Fernin> he enjoys the word "crap" a lot, as well as "shit" [01:15] <Optimist_prime> he's a potty miuth [01:15] <Vald> FRIGGIN FATHERS! [01:16] <Optimist_prime> ...get it? [01:16] <FigNewton> Scatalogical references are the best kinds of curses [01:16] <FigNewton> Freaky ass thing floating outside my window... hahaha! [01:16] <@Fernin> ...why do I get the feeling that the AVGN had a similar room as a kid, with monster posters and models? [01:16] <Vald> zombie at the window is my friend [01:17] <FigNewton> Well, unappropriate affect /is/ a symptom of Schizophrenia [01:17] <Vald> leslie neilsen? sweet [01:17] <FigNewton> Who's Tom Savini? [01:17] <FigNewton> I know that name [01:17] <Vald> im taking acting classes from his nephew [01:17] <Optimist_prime> ...... [01:17] <Optimist_prime> tom savini is the king of horror make-up [01:18] <Vald> and.. action [01:18] <Optimist_prime> he is also sex machine in dusk till dawn [01:18] <@Fernin> and there's a ton of it in this movie [01:19] <Optimist_prime> hey guys i think these guys are supposed to be posh [01:19] <@Fernin> the comic book setup is pretty nifty [01:19] <Vald> that chick is a whore [01:19] <FigNewton> Yeah... hysterically [01:20] <Vald> THIS marble ashtray [01:20] <Vald> we kept it for posterity [01:20] <Optimist_prime> i do so love murderabillia [01:21] <Optimist_prime> and this martini glass killed your mother...COCKTAIL? [01:21] <@Fernin> set your watch by the lunatic, because we're all OCD about being on time [01:21] <Vald> I can't understand a word that old bag is saying [01:22] <Optimist_prime> she must have the same speech impediment as the kid, in that she's crazy [01:22] <Vald> I'd still bone her [01:22] <Optimist_prime> the cake is a lie [01:23] <@Fernin> burying people on your own property, tastefully illegal [01:23] <Vald> do people really have graveyards on their home property? [01:23] <Optimist_prime> who gets a cake for fathers day? [01:23] <FigNewton> Dude, that guy wants cake [01:23] <Vald> ready for part 2 [01:24] <FigNewton> As am I [01:24] <FigNewton> Everyone? [01:24] <Optimist_prime> likewise [01:24] <@Fernin> heh, I have it set on the playlist, it automatically started going [01:24] <@Fernin> back to 0:00 now, ready [01:24] <Optimist_prime> ready [01:24] <FigNewton> You already said that [01:24] <FigNewton> Ok, GO!! [01:25] <Vald> that was an interesting bleed pattern for a 4 foot fall [01:25] <Vald> with no spatter [01:25] <Optimist_prime> it's mostly internal [01:26] <Vald> call Gary Sinise [01:26] <Vald> and Marg Helgenberger [01:26] <FigNewton> That Jim Beam? [01:26] <Vald> I'd bone her too [01:26] <FigNewton> I haven't gotten a good look at it [01:26] <@Fernin> did I miss something, or is there some reason why she wasn't put in jail? [01:26] <Optimist_prime> she just explained [01:26] <Vald> she buried the body [01:27] <@Fernin> that gravestone looks rather professionally made, so /someone/ definitely knew the old guy died [01:27] <Optimist_prime> yeah she put the ashtray back andthey assumed it was a bad fall [01:27] <FigNewton> It's probably just a hobby of hers [01:27] <Vald> run bitch run! [01:27] <@Fernin> lol, he wants his cake [01:28] <Vald> at least he doesnt want pie [01:28] <Optimist_prime> oh the staple of the 80's movie [01:28] <FigNewton> Living room dance party [01:28] <Optimist_prime> the dance scene [01:28] <@Fernin> oy, 80's music... I don't even know what genre that's supposed to be [01:28] <Optimist_prime> ill glaze her ham [01:28] <FigNewton> I thought you could set your watch by her...? [01:29] <Vald> if sh eloses track of time, why do they set their clocks by her? [01:29] <@Fernin> that's awfully localized fog [01:30] <Optimist_prime> don't bring a silly thing like continuity into this, it's based off a comic [01:30] <Vald> zombie fog [01:30] <Vald> did he just light a match on an angel's head? [01:30] <FigNewton> The hell was that bang? [01:30] <Optimist_prime> ed harris just doesn't care [01:32] <@Fernin> just sit up, dude [01:32] <FigNewton> Don't move, you might get out of the way! [01:32] <Optimist_prime> best catchphrase ever [01:32] <Vald> hmmm, fight or flight seems to be failing for these people [01:32] <@Fernin> I like how he pushed his head back further right before the end [01:32] <FigNewton> Don't let go! Don't let go! Don't let gooooooooo! [01:33] <Vald> would any of you drink random alcohol you find in a graveyard? [01:33] <Optimist_prime> she's hobbing his knob [01:33] <FigNewton> I'd sniff it first, then maybe [01:33] <Optimist_prime> well yeah but your an alcoholic [01:33] <FigNewton> There was only a little left [01:33] <Vald> mrs danvers is the zombie! [01:34] <Vald> and she mightve gotten away with it if it werent for those meddling kids [01:34] <@Fernin> someone make the poor guy a cake already! [01:34] <FigNewton> God, that high pitched Synth noise is annoying [01:34] <Optimist_prime> you know if you didn't kill the cook yshe might of made you one [01:34] <Vald> how did he kill the old bag? i missed it [01:34] <FigNewton> NOTE: That is /not/ a very effective way to check for alcohol in a bottle [01:34] <Optimist_prime> turned her head 180 [01:35] <@Fernin> twisted her head straight around, apparently zombies have super strength [01:35] <Vald> cool [01:35] <FigNewton> Who's ready? [01:35] <Optimist_prime> end of part 2 [01:35] <Vald> ready [01:35] <@Fernin> I'm still on the playlist with auto-play on [01:35] <Vald> of course zombies have super strength [01:35] <Optimist_prime> im ready, loaded it all a while back [01:35] <FigNewton> Ok, GO!! [01:36] <@Fernin> hah, I had a feeling he'd get his cake before the end [01:36] <FigNewton> GAG!!! [01:36] <Optimist_prime> gag [01:37] <Vald> does no one know how to run? [01:37] <@Fernin> stupidity must run in the family [01:37] <Optimist_prime> best story in the movie [01:37] <@Fernin> Oh! [01:37] <@Fernin> That's Stephen King [01:37] <Optimist_prime> yes it is [01:37] <FigNewton> Meteor, poke it [01:37] <FigNewton> ! [01:37] <Vald> of course [01:38] <Optimist_prime> well you can't drink it [01:38] <Vald> hot rock is hot [01:38] <FigNewton> Wasn't it glowing? [01:38] <@Fernin> it did have a greenish glow to it [01:39] <Optimist_prime> $200 yeah damn right [01:39] <Vald> $200? [01:39] <@Fernin> mm, pustules [01:39] <FigNewton> That two hundred needs to be inflated and converted before I'll put stock in it [01:39] <Vald> those are bad blisters [01:39] <@Fernin> lovely, a bleeding rock [01:40] <Optimist_prime> meh, who cares about cancerous sores i gots a meteor [01:40] <Vald> mmm, omelet [01:40] <Optimist_prime> no, it's meteor shit [01:41] <Vald> I wonder if the purple meteor had bowel movements [01:41] <Vald> vince mcmahon? [01:42] <Vald> mmm, tasty cancer bubbles [01:42] <Optimist_prime> they are gang-GREEN-ous [01:42] <@Fernin> what is this, 1955? [01:42] <@Fernin> the tv, the phone... [01:43] <Vald> Vince Mcmahon sounding young [01:44] <Vald> can't... keep... fingers.. out of mouth [01:44] <Optimist_prime> i thought it was a meteor i guess it was an hemorrhoid [01:45] <FigNewton> Something's /happening/! [01:45] <Vald> maybe this is the guy turning into a weed the FRIGGIN FATHER was talking about [01:45] <@Fernin> Oh no, it got into my pot stash! [01:45] <Optimist_prime> nononono [01:45] <FigNewton> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [01:46] <Vald> YES [01:46] <FigNewton> Ready? [01:46] <Vald> YES YES YES [01:46] <Optimist_prime> ready freddy [01:46] <@Fernin> ready eddy [01:46] <FigNewton> OK GO [01:47] <@Fernin> ...Vodka? [01:47] <Optimist_prime> vodka kills bacteria [01:47] <Vald> vodka solves all problems [01:47] <@Fernin> "I'm fucked, so I may as well get good and smashed!" [01:47] <Vald> Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all our problems [01:47] <FigNewton> Eh, he's fucked anyway [01:47] <Optimist_prime> i must succeed [01:47] <FigNewton> If I figured I was doomed, I might as well go out dumb as fuck with a two second attention span [01:48] <@Fernin> I swear I see pot leaves in that mess of vegetation [01:48] <Optimist_prime> that meteor was clearly a failed miracle grow prototype [01:48] <Vald> ch-ch-ch-chia [01:49] <@Fernin> who wants to bet that something other than water's gonna come out of the tub faucet? [01:49] <Optimist_prime> it got to his bush [01:49] <FigNewton> Because if he were alive, it'd make sense why he was talking in the mirror [01:50] <Vald> who falls into the tub? [01:50] <Optimist_prime> mr king does [01:51] <Vald> pow [01:51] <Optimist_prime> ahchacha [01:52] <Vald> it WAS miraclegro [01:52] <Optimist_prime> ted dansen [01:53] <Vald> leslie neilsen [01:53] <FigNewton> Umm, HOLY FUCK, much?! [01:53] <@Fernin> Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson, the only celebs they could afford... and rather than spread them out, they put 'em together in the same bit [01:53] <@Fernin> ...Becky? Does he think he's on the set of Cheers? [01:53] <Vald> he and becky are what? [01:54] <Optimist_prime> the only celebs, the last scene had acting virtuoso mr king [01:54] <FigNewton> That's what she said [01:54] <Vald> put your hand down here [01:54] <FigNewton> No, /that's/ what she said [01:54] <Optimist_prime> hahaha [01:54] <Vald> bwahaha [01:56] <Vald> when's he gonna do something funny? [01:56] <@Fernin> who, Leslie Nielson? [01:56] <@Fernin> not in this movie [01:56] <Optimist_prime> well that depends, do you find murderous rage funny? [01:56] <FigNewton> Wait, why were there tire grooves early along the beach, but not near the end of the drive? [01:56] <Vald> only if he deadpans while doing it [01:57] <FigNewton> Estoy listo, tu? [01:57] <Vald> because the tide washed them away. duh [01:57] <Vald> and yes [01:57] <@Fernin> si [01:57] <Optimist_prime> wee [01:57] <FigNewton> Ok, Go! [01:58] <Optimist_prime> this is the weirdest police squad episode ever [01:58] <Vald> shovel vs gun [01:59] <Vald> shovel can stop bullets [01:59] <FigNewton> I bet something like this is why Coach /really/ left [01:59] <Optimist_prime> just ask william h macy [01:00] <FigNewton> I'd like to help /her/ comfort point get a little more private [01:00] <Vald> did he just shrug off a bullett? [01:01] <@Fernin> I think he just shot the sand [01:01] <@Fernin> there was no blood anywhere on his jacket [01:01] <Vald> oh [01:02] <Vald> I think he got crabs [01:02] <Optimist_prime> boy guy with the gun who buried me, get rid of this crab [01:03] <@Fernin> No animals were harmed in the making of this movie, except for the animals we boiled and ate afterwards. [01:03] <Vald> blub blub blub [01:04] <FigNewton> Yeah, he's insane /now/, the whole thing with the burrying him and the gun and the kidnapping, etc. was perfectly sane [01:04] <@Fernin> deliciously evil [01:04] <Optimist_prime> why is mr magoo so mean [01:04] <@Fernin> all those roles he had to play the idiot in, they drove him over the edge [01:04] <Vald> police squad interrogation methods [01:05] <FigNewton> Yeah, stop it [01:05] <FigNewton> Dick move, Richard [01:05] <Optimist_prime> that was horrible fig [01:06] <FigNewton> That screen shorting out looked like a second grader doing stop motion animation with paint [01:06] <FigNewton> Jesus [01:06] <Vald> save me bucket, save me! [01:06] <Optimist_prime> the walrus will save him [01:06] <Optimist_prime> the bucket that is [01:08] <@Fernin> looks like they had some plants leftover from the last scene [01:08] <Vald> minus the head [01:08] <Optimist_prime> bu dm tish [01:09] <Vald> i wonder if they'll get out [01:09] <@Fernin> it's a horror movie, so probably not [01:09] <FigNewton> Reado? [01:09] <@Fernin> ready [01:09] <Optimist_prime> readi-yo [01:09] <Vald> sir yes sir [01:10] <FigNewton> OK... GO!!!!!! [01:10] <Optimist_prime> they are reusing script [01:10] <Optimist_prime> no no no no no [01:10] <@Fernin> how can you not reuse that, it's such great writing! [01:10] <Optimist_prime> it says so much [01:11] <FigNewton> Wait... [01:11] <FigNewton> I missed something, how'd he get underwater? [01:11] <Vald> holy crap that was a fast tide [01:11] <Optimist_prime> that's why he likes the beach [01:11] <@Fernin> jump cut to about a few hours later, I'd guess [01:12] <FigNewton> He's going to jump out of the sand and bite him! [01:12] <@Fernin> hm, damn, lost mah VCR [01:12] <Vald> he wouldve drowned long before he was that far underwater [01:12] <Optimist_prime> he's a crab monster now [01:12] <FigNewton> Where were the helicopters in that horizon shot? [01:13] <FigNewton> Or did Michael Bay not do this one? [01:13] <Vald> this isnt michael bay [01:13] <Optimist_prime> "richard where's my cake?" [01:13] <Vald> thats a lot of snuff films [01:14] <@Fernin> now why doesn't Leslie Nielsen fall back on films like this, instead of making more moronic crap? [01:14] <@Fernin> he did a fine job as an insane villain here [01:14] <Optimist_prime> comedy pays better [01:15] <Vald> hey, he said blub blub blub like i did [01:15] <FigNewton> Don't fall in! [01:15] <Optimist_prime> splish [01:15] <@Fernin> more zombie fog [01:15] <Vald> youll shoot yourself in the head if you fall in [01:16] <Optimist_prime> his hair is bone dry [01:16] <FigNewton> I wonder who that silhouette is [01:16] <Vald> his boner is hair dried [01:16] <@Fernin> I wonder why only he came back, instead of both him and the girl [01:16] <@Fernin> tag team zombie fight would've been fun [01:17] <Vald> because he said so [01:17] <FigNewton> He swore revenge, the girl screamed No! repeatedly [01:17] <Optimist_prime> looks like both of em [01:17] <@Fernin> ah, poitn [01:17] <@Fernin> point* [01:17] <Optimist_prime> oh it's ok it's just the matelins [01:18] <@Fernin> wouldn't it make more sense to lock those doors, instead of opening them? [01:18] <FigNewton> They should have some cake while they're up [01:18] <@Fernin> drown him in the tub! drown him in the tub! [01:18] <Optimist_prime> run [01:18] <Optimist_prime> run [01:18] <Optimist_prime> hey, it worked [01:19] <FigNewton> Lock, lock godamnit! [01:19] <Vald> hey, hes actually trying to escape [01:19] <@Fernin> zombie teleport action! [01:19] <Optimist_prime> god leslie neilsen rocks [01:20] <FigNewton> Umm... [01:20] <FigNewton> What was that face? [01:20] <Vald> he's cuckoo for cocoa puffs [01:20] <FigNewton> Wait... [01:20] <Optimist_prime> it's the face of someone who killed his wife and her lover who then came back to life as sea zombie and buried him in the sand [01:21] <Optimist_prime> obviously [01:21] <FigNewton> These are on YouTube courtesy of CreepShowMovie, and he has none Creepshow movies up? [01:21] <FigNewton> What are the odds of that? [01:21] <FigNewton> Anyway... who's ready? [01:21] <Optimist_prime> this is the only good creep show movie [01:21] <Vald> this guy [01:21] <Optimist_prime> right here [01:21] <@Fernin> I'm ready, though confused by your comment [01:22] <FigNewton> Ok, go! [01:22] <Vald> THE CRATE [01:22] <Vald> and... action [01:22] <@Fernin> "Shit, there goes tonight's bus fare" [01:23] <Vald> my video is running choppy [01:23] <@Fernin> mine is as well [01:23] <Optimist_prime> it's joanie [01:23] <Vald> yay math people. i hope they have a happy ending [01:24] <FigNewton> YEah, drink! [01:24] <FigNewton> Everyone's doing it [01:24] <Vald> my wife is a lush... *sigh* [01:25] <Optimist_prime> i guarantee the carpets match the drapes [01:25] <Vald> permed? [01:25] <Optimist_prime> and likely lousy [01:26] <@Fernin> taking bets now, professor'll kill his drunken wife, but how? The weirder the weapon, the higher the payout! [01:26] <Vald> old crate is old [01:27] <Vald> I call voodoo [01:27] <Optimist_prime> i bet it will be with an Inca head [01:27] <FigNewton> To quote a scene from airheads... "WITH MY DICK!!" [01:27] <@Fernin> oh, how boring, just a gun [01:27] <Optimist_prime> good show old bean [01:27] <Vald> *golf clap* [01:29] <Vald> its the ark of the covenant [01:29] <Optimist_prime> and only 200 years old [01:30] <@Fernin> mm, 200 year old dust [01:30] <Vald> coke costs 25 cents? what kind of wacky world is this? [01:30] <@Fernin> probably would've been smarter to pull it out first, then dust it off, at least get it into the open air [01:30] <FigNewton> Fernin, go voice the bot [01:30] <FigNewton> And !bombon it, too [01:32] <FigNewton> Readu? [01:32] <FigNewton> y [01:32] <Vald> any suggestions for getting better video feed? [01:33] <Vald> ack, hold off for a minute [01:33] *** Vald has left #mslt3k [01:36] *** Vald has joined #mslt3k [01:36] <Vald> ok, somone link me [01:36] <Optimist_prime> (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl_I52UciA&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl_I52UciA&feature=related [01:37] <FigNewton> Ready? Part 8? [01:37] <Vald> ok, let it load for a second [01:37] <Vald> should be good to go [01:37] <FigNewton> Ok, Go!!! [01:38] <Vald> gun shot to the forehead, knife in the heart [01:38] <Optimist_prime> she's still alive, so inca head coula happen [01:39] <FigNewton> Aww, we shoulda watched Child's Play! [01:39] <Optimist_prime> nah [01:39] <Vald> doesnt wood usually rot? [01:39] <Optimist_prime> not magic wood [01:39] <FigNewton> Why'd he cough? [01:39] <FigNewton> He was like, a metre away [01:40] <Vald> sympathy cough [01:40] <FigNewton> lol [01:40] <FigNewton> Uh... what? [01:40] <Vald> whered the light come from? [01:40] <@Fernin> the sudden red film makes it all the more hilarious [01:40] <Optimist_prime> the lights turn red when i get attacked by 200 year old creatures too [01:40] <@Fernin> for a second there, I thought he'd died from having his arm mangled [01:41] <Vald> why did he die? [01:41] <Vald> i thought that too [01:41] <Optimist_prime> uhoh it's tasted human blood [01:41] <Vald> wow, he ran, /and/ got away [01:41] <@Fernin> send the unknown guy in its path! [01:42] <Optimist_prime> that won't last [01:42] <Vald> what killed the janitor! [01:42] <@Fernin> the furry creature in the box [01:42] <Vald> or how I should say [01:42] <Optimist_prime> that won't last1 [01:42] <@Fernin> after he got his arm mangled, he just sat there with his arm half in the box, and then the creature grabbed it and pulled it in [01:43] <Vald> but he died or passed out before that [01:44] <@Fernin> "Look at the blood! See, if I had killed him, there wouldn't be any blood! Oh, wait..." [01:44] <Vald> makes sense [01:45] <Optimist_prime> cmon charlie i didn't kill him the box did [01:45] <FigNewton> Careful, the box is in that room1 [01:45] <FigNewton> ! [01:46] <FigNewton> I do not think I'd have the balls to pick that shoe up, I'll be honest [01:46] <Optimist_prime> red light [01:47] <Vald> dummy, you just made it mad [01:47] <FigNewton> God, why do the lights go red and Lee Ronaldo pops up every time he comes out? [01:47] <Optimist_prime> what I want to know is how no one looked under the stairs in almost 200 years [01:47] <FigNewton> Hahaha [01:47] <FigNewton> He's holding the bloody shoe, freaking out... "What happened?" [01:47] <FigNewton> "TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD ALREADY!!" [01:47] <FigNewton> "Who's dead?" [01:48] <Optimist_prime> he's very calm [01:48] <FigNewton> He sounds like a parent calming a kid down after a nightmare [01:48] <Vald> wouldnt you be? [01:48] <Vald> This all makes rational sense [01:48] <FigNewton> Anyway, get ready [01:48] <FigNewton> I'm going to go grab a glass of milk [01:48] <Vald> ready [01:49] <FigNewton> GET ready [01:49] <Optimist_prime> ready [01:49] <Vald> im gonna get candy [01:49] <Optimist_prime> no! [01:49] <Optimist_prime> cake [01:49] <Optimist_prime> shit i forgot i left eggs in the care [01:49] <Optimist_prime> *car [01:49] <Vald> back [01:49] <Optimist_prime> do eggs go bad left out [01:50] <Vald> they can [01:50] <@Fernin> depends how long you leave em out [01:50] <Optimist_prime> hmm [01:50] <Vald> mmm, severed finger [01:50] <Optimist_prime> umm several hours [01:50] <Vald> they should be okay [01:50] <Optimist_prime> brb [01:50] <@Fernin> if the car's outside, and it's reasonably cold, like, below 45, they should be fine [01:50] <Vald> unless its like 100 degrees in your car [01:53] <Vald> i thought this was gonna be like tales from the crypt with excessive nudity, but i guess that wouldnt fly on youtube would it? [01:53] <@Fernin> heh,. nope [01:54] <Optimist_prime> k im back [01:54] <Vald> fig's fridge must be in kansas [01:54] <FigNewton> Jeez, if you looked in #sydlexia, I've been talking there [01:54] <@Fernin> if the eggs went bad, you'll definitely know, not much worse smelling than rotten eggs [01:54] <Optimist_prime> i love tales from the crypt [01:54] <FigNewton> I was waiting for OWD to get back [01:54] <Vald> that or he had to go to the store [01:54] <FigNewton> Anyway, just a second [01:55] <Vald> I'm just bustin your balls [01:55] <FigNewton> If anyone isn't ready at this point, fuck you! [01:55] <FigNewton> Ok, go! [01:56] <Vald> That looks like patrick duffy [01:56] <Optimist_prime> hey man calm down and relax, tell me about the gruesome murder [01:57] <Vald> lets feed it my wife. thatll kill it [01:57] <Optimist_prime> ok did anyone guess crate monster? [01:57] <FigNewton> I guessed my dick [01:57] <FigNewton> That's close, right? [01:57] <Optimist_prime> ummm [01:57] <@Fernin> "One more drink for the road, gotta have a good buzz to drive!" [01:57] <Optimist_prime> judges [01:58] <Vald> I guessed voodoo. there's definitely voodoo going on [01:58] <@Fernin> well, Fig's dick is something that's been boxed up for 200 years now... so I guess that works [01:58] <Optimist_prime> hoodoo [01:58] <Optimist_prime> zing [01:58] <Vald> zing [01:58] <Optimist_prime> jinx [01:58] <FigNewton> Oh har har [01:58] <Vald> damn [01:58] <FigNewton> You talked, and he didn't say your name! [01:59] <Vald> is that supposed to be a weapon? [01:59] <@Fernin> you'd think somebody would spring for a floodlight, so that the monster doesn't keep sneaking up on people in the dark [02:00] <Vald> pausing momentarily [02:01] <Vald> go on without me for now [02:02] <Optimist_prime> man henry is a great story teller [02:02] <FigNewton> ZOMG [02:02] <FigNewton> She said "Oh! Henry" earlier [02:02] <FigNewton> I forgot to mention [02:04] <Optimist_prime> she said it again [02:05] <Optimist_prime> should wait for vald to start part 10 [02:05] <Vald> if ya dont mind [02:06] <Optimist_prime> im cool with waiting [02:06] <FigNewton> If I knew someone named Henry, I'd always say oh! before their name [02:06] <FigNewton> And I'd giggle every time, too [02:07] <@Fernin> that's not real punching, that's slapping with a purse [02:08] <Optimist_prime> what? [02:08] <@Fernin> oh, hells [02:08] <@Fernin> I wasn't even paying attention, I'm 2 and a half minutes into part 10 [02:08] <@Fernin> I forgot it was on autoplay [02:08] <FigNewton> Jeez, Fern [02:08] <Optimist_prime> whoops [02:08] <Optimist_prime> has anyone had red apple jones soda [02:09] <FigNewton> Nope [02:09] <FigNewton> I've never had any Jones Soda [02:09] <@Fernin> neither have I [02:09] <Optimist_prime> it's good it really like apples [02:09] <FigNewton> While we wait, let's all listen to Happy Flowers' "Mom, I Gave The Cat Some Acid" (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQYrjfAQQQ&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQYrjfAQQQ&feature=related [02:09] <Optimist_prime> unlike the green apple version which is just sweet [02:10] <Vald> ok, ready [02:10] <FigNewton> Ready-o [02:10] <Optimist_prime> hey-o ready [02:10] <@Fernin> ready [02:11] <FigNewton> OKAY GO [02:11] <Vald> wilma, i thought her name was billy [02:12] <Optimist_prime> maybe billy is a nick name [02:12] <Vald> billy, i thought her name was wilma [02:12] <FigNewton> I won't be able to get her out like this! [02:13] <Vald> sooo, Dex really did kill the two people? [02:13] <FigNewton> that's not real punching, that's slapping with a purse [02:13] <Optimist_prime> hahah [02:13] <Vald> haha [02:14] <Vald> oooh, that was below the belt [02:14] <@Fernin> ahh, there's the red light [02:14] <FigNewton> Lee Ronaldo? Red lights? [02:14] <FigNewton> Oh boy! [02:14] <Optimist_prime> i am the caretaker of impotency [02:14] <Vald> you're free man! freeeeee [02:16] <Optimist_prime> zuul mother fucker zuul [02:16] <Vald> why not just bring a shotgun and kill it? [02:17] <@Fernin> a rather good point, then you could sell the body to science and claim it's Bigfoot [02:18] <Optimist_prime> we're both single now, so.....wanna make out [02:19] <FigNewton> OH, arguing like this while playing chess? [02:19] <FigNewton> How trite [02:19] <Optimist_prime> what drugs is this guy on [02:19] <Vald> uh, he's bragging about putting a single lock on it? [02:19] <Vald> on an immortal monkey? [02:19] <@Fernin> putting ancient wood underwater, real intelligent [02:20] <FigNewton> Creep/show/ing? [02:20] <Vald> every sterile lab needs a jukebox [02:21] <Optimist_prime> the final days of howard hughes [02:21] <Vald> ydaer [02:21] <FigNewton> Oot em [02:22] <@Fernin> I ma oS [02:22] <Optimist_prime> heyhey [02:22] <Vald> you are not an operating system fernin [02:22] <FigNewton> Jeez Fern, it's spelled /op/ [02:23] <Optimist_prime> bazing [02:23] <FigNewton> You're good to go, OWD? [02:23] <Optimist_prime> i said heyhey [02:23] <FigNewton> Ok....................................GO! [02:24] <@Fernin> Speak and Spell! [02:24] <@Fernin> I'd recognize that voice anywhere [02:24] <@Fernin> er, that computerized voice [02:24] <FigNewton> FUN FACT: Fig's never seen a cockroach in his life [02:25] <Vald> me either [02:25] <Optimist_prime> lucky [02:25] <@Fernin> I've seen little ones in person, but never the big ones like that [02:25] <Vald> the damn herpes [02:26] <Vald> why is everything except the jke box white? [02:26] <FigNewton> There was a ladybug crawling on my screen an hour or so ago [02:26] <Optimist_prime> cause white jukeboxes are racist [02:27] <Vald> CALL PETA!!! [02:27] <Vald> OMG!!! [02:27] <Optimist_prime> roaches aren't animals [02:27] <Optimist_prime> they have no spines [02:27] <Vald> neither do you! [02:27] <FigNewton> Is it a giant cockroach talking? [02:28] <FigNewton> I bet that guy was married to a giant cockroach [02:29] <Vald> vagina cancer [02:29] <Vald> mmm, cockroach smoothie [02:30] <@Fernin> what a dick [02:30] <Optimist_prime> being loaded does that [02:30] <FigNewton> I bet his wife is a giant cockroach that lives in that Jukebox [02:31] <Vald> I think he makes reasonable demand of his subordinates [02:31] <Optimist_prime> their only job is to keep his house clean [02:31] <Vald> roach smoothie [02:32] <FigNewton> Why's the cereal box white? [02:33] <FigNewton> I think we aren't supposed to like this guy [02:33] <Vald> but he's so lovable [02:33] <Vald> lovably racist [02:33] <Vald> OMG CALL PETA [02:33] <FigNewton> READY? [02:33] <Vald> dah [02:33] <@Fernin> ready [02:34] <Optimist_prime> ydear [02:34] <FigNewton> SET? [02:34] <FigNewton> OK GO [02:34] <FigNewton> THUNDER!! [02:34] <Optimist_prime> son of a bitchin? [02:34] <Vald> it seems like the volume changes in every clip [02:34] <FigNewton> He's like that Bind-Torture-Kill guy, 'cept just a weird psycho germaphobe instead of a weird psycho serial killer [02:35] <Vald> so his apartment isnt even run by his own pwer company? [02:36] <FigNewton> I really don't understand why that guy would do that to him [02:36] <Optimist_prime> wait..i bet the bigs aren't really there [02:36] <FigNewton> I mean... has he talked to the man, before? [02:36] <Optimist_prime> *bugs even [02:37] <Vald> panic room [02:37] <@Fernin> there has to be an air vent in there [02:37] <FigNewton> But they're already there~! [02:37] <@Fernin> meaning the bugs could get in... [02:37] <FigNewton> ZOMG CALLED IT [02:38] <@Fernin> death by cockroaches... not exactly the best way to kill someone [02:38] <Vald> effective [02:38] <FigNewton> Ewq [02:38] <FigNewton> Eww eww eww eww [02:38] <FigNewton> EWWW [02:38] <@Fernin> lol, oh wow, instant switch to a rubber body [02:38] <Optimist_prime> uggggggggggggggh [02:39] <Optimist_prime> shudder all over body [02:39] <Vald> awesome [02:39] <Optimist_prime> best death ever [02:39] <Vald> FRIGGIN DAD is gonna die [02:39] <FigNewton> I think it's a metaphor about how our greatest fears are inside each and every one of us [02:40] <Optimist_prime> tom savigni [02:40] <Vald> VOODOO! [02:40] <Vald> called it [02:40] <Vald> billy got eaten by a monkey [02:40] <Vald> they had to reuse names? [02:41] <FigNewton> Some hwat? [02:41] <Optimist_prime> i think that was on purpose [02:41] <FigNewton> :D lol, Voodoo [02:41] <FigNewton> THE END [02:41] <Vald> wow, and Ive never seen this before [02:42] <@Fernin> definitely a great style for a horror movie [02:42] <@Fernin> lots of little tales [02:42] <FigNewton> I give it four drowned Sam Malones out of Five [02:42] <FigNewton> Yeah, that was rad [02:42] <FigNewton> Aww, remember that show? [02:42] <Vald> I give it 3.5 Stephen Cobains [02:43] <FigNewton> Where it was like, a diner, and they had the bug or something and the other thing that hosted it and told stories? [02:43] <Vald> and 4 Kurt King's [02:43] <Optimist_prime> i give it 4/5 caaaaaaaakes [02:43] <Vald> creepy stories fig [02:43] <@Fernin> I give it 4/5 Hillbilly Stephen Kings [02:45] <FigNewton> Oh, Freaky Stories