Skinr
Some guy who joined the forums and wiki because he had already read all the regular articles at least 5 times.
He has over 175 video games (not counting ROMs and abandonware) for at least 10 different systems. He even has a copy of After Burner for the Sega Master System, and several copies of Syphon Filter and PSO: Episode I. In the latter, he plays as a RAmar and is currently Level 12.
He also runs his own Webs site, and created Thing-Thing Wiki.
Skinr wrote a poem about himself, and insists that it has nothing to do with anything called "Elk Cloner" whatsoever. The poem is as follows:
Skinr: The programmer with a personality
He will burn The Offspring discs
He will mod his crappy chips
Yes, it's Skinr!
He dislikes the color blue
He hates #0000CD too
Send in Skinr!