Difference between revisions of "Rihanna"

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* She can take her stupid umbrella and shove it in her fucking ass while yelling ''"S.O.S. Please someone help me!"''
 
* She can take her stupid umbrella and shove it in her fucking ass while yelling ''"S.O.S. Please someone help me!"''
 
* [[Soft Cell|Soft Cell's]] hit [[Tainted Love]] sucked just as much as S.O.S. Why the fuck did they re-sample it?
 
* [[Soft Cell|Soft Cell's]] hit [[Tainted Love]] sucked just as much as S.O.S. Why the fuck did they re-sample it?
* [[Blue Monday]] sucked too. Rihanna's gotta started writing her own music.
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* [[Blue Monday]] sucked too. Rihanna's needs to start writing her own music.

Revision as of 15:18, 17 December 2007

Name

  • Real Name: Robyn Rihanna Fenty

The good

  • She is a good looking girl who sings music that makes some people happy.

The bad

  • It seems as though those who love this girl are in slightly higher numbers than those who hate her. The problem is that the people who hate her do so with a passion much greater than those who like her. This situation does seem like a tribute to the 2004 United States Presidential Election

Opinions

  • She can take her stupid umbrella and shove it in her fucking ass while yelling "S.O.S. Please someone help me!"
  • Soft Cell's hit Tainted Love sucked just as much as S.O.S. Why the fuck did they re-sample it?
  • Blue Monday sucked too. Rihanna's needs to start writing her own music.