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== '''The Legend of Ross Rifle''' ==
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Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "[[Sweet Child O' Mine]]" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard [[Eddie Van Halen]]'s legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He was lead guitarist of [[Chainsaw Symphony]], until their disbandment in 2008. He is now working on a solo album. Ross Rifle also has a [[Ross Rifle's Ball Crushing Record Collection|ball crushing record collection]]. He is now working on a solo album which is sure to be awesome.
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== Where Ross Lives ==
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[[Image:Ross-Canada3.jpg]]
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== '''Ross Rifle's Guns''' ==
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Ross Rifle owns 7 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns":
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''Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast'': Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time.
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''Red'': Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s.
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''Isabelle'': Black Typhoon Les Paul. Great sound, will probably become Ross' #1.
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''Marion'': Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what.
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''Esmerlda the Pirate Wench'': Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it.
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''Betty Boop'': Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument.
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''Melanie'': A Peavey JF1 EX Semi-hollowbody. Looks like a Gibson ES-335. Honeyburst. Named after his friend Mel, who was with him when he bought it.
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== '''Trivia''' ==
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* Ross Rifle rules.
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* He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a [[Ross Rifle (Gun)|Ross Rifle]]?". He laughed.
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* [[Van Halen]] is his favourite band ever.
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* His top 5 guitarists are as follows: [[Eddie Van Halen]], [[Slash]], [[Jimi Hendrix]], [[Jimmy Page]], [[Tony Iommi]].
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* His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of [[AC/DC]].
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* Though his favourite music lies in the [[Classic Rock]]/[[Hard Rock]]/[[Heavy Metal]] genre, he is an admitted fan of [[Frank Sinatra]], [[James Brown]], and [[Skye Sweetnam]].
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* He is a former [[Spelling Bee|spelling bee]] champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging.
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* Ross wants to write for Syd. Anything music. Seriously Syd. Also, every time I read an article and see a spelling mistake, I really badly want to fix it. Really bad.
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== Beliefs ==
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[[Rock N' Roll]] will never die.
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[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]

Revision as of 18:29, 25 August 2012

The Legend of Ross Rifle

Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O' Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard Eddie Van Halen's legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He was lead guitarist of Chainsaw Symphony, until their disbandment in 2008. He is now working on a solo album. Ross Rifle also has a ball crushing record collection. He is now working on a solo album which is sure to be awesome.

Where Ross Lives

Ross-Canada3.jpg

Ross Rifle's Guns

Ross Rifle owns 7 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns":


Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast: Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time.

Red: Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s.

Isabelle: Black Typhoon Les Paul. Great sound, will probably become Ross' #1.

Marion: Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what.

Esmerlda the Pirate Wench: Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it.

Betty Boop: Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument.

Melanie: A Peavey JF1 EX Semi-hollowbody. Looks like a Gibson ES-335. Honeyburst. Named after his friend Mel, who was with him when he bought it.

Trivia

Beliefs

Rock N' Roll will never die.