Rihanna

Name

• Real Name: Robyn Rihanna Fenty

The good

• She is a good looking girl who sings music that makes some people happy.

The bad

• It seems as though those who love this girl are in slightly higher numbers than those who hate her. The problem is that the people who hate her do so with a passion much greater than those who like her. This situation seems like a tribute to the 2004 United States Presidential Election.

Opinions

• She can take her stupid umbrella and shove it in her fucking ass while yelling "S.O.S. Please someone help me!"
• Soft Cell's hit Tainted Love sucked just as much as S.O.S. Why the fuck did they re-sample it?
• Blue Monday sucked too. Rihanna's needs to start writing her own music.