Rihanna

Name

• Real Name: Robyn Rihanna Fenty

The good

• She is a good-looking girl who sings music that makes some people happy.

The bad

• It seems as though those who love this girl are in slightly higher numbers than those who hate her. The problem is that the people who hate her do so with a passion much greater than those who like her. This situation does seem like a tribute to the 2004 United States Presidential Election.

Opinions

• She can take her stupid umbrella and shove it in her fucking ass while yelling "S.O.S! Please someone help me!".
• Sampling Soft Cell's hit "Tainted Love" is teh gay.
• Sampling "Blue Monday" is teh gay sucked too. Rihanna needs to start writing her own music.