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* Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous. | * Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous. | ||
| − | + | <u>Ross</u> | |
1. [[Scarlett Johansson]] | 1. [[Scarlett Johansson]] | ||
2. [[Marion Raven]] | 2. [[Marion Raven]] | ||
| − | + | <u>Brandon</u> | |
1. [[Megan Fox]] | 1. [[Megan Fox]] | ||
2. [[Elisha Cuthbert]] | 2. [[Elisha Cuthbert]] | ||
| − | + | <u>Geoff</u> | |
| − | 1. [[Lindsay Lohan]]- | + | 1. [[Lindsay Lohan]]-<i> Why? none of us are sure...</i> |
2. [[Keira Knightley]] | 2. [[Keira Knightley]] | ||
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[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||
[[Category:Band]] | [[Category:Band]] | ||
Revision as of 01:04, 4 July 2008
Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.
Break-up
On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.
Members:
Ross Rifle: Lead Guitars, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Connor Tkach: Keyboards, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Geoff Prokop: Rhythm Guitars, Lead Guitars, Vocals
Brandon Kostering: Bass, Vocals
Ryan Smith: Drums
Influences:
- The Beatles
- Led Zeppelin
- Van Halen
- Guns N' Roses
- Black Sabbath
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Aerosmith
- Pink Floyd
- Nine Inch Nails
- Motley Crue
- Alice Cooper
The Ladies of the Symphony
- Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.
<u>Ross</u> 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Marion Raven
<u>Brandon</u> 1. Megan Fox 2. Elisha Cuthbert
<u>Geoff</u> 1. Lindsay Lohan-<i> Why? none of us are sure...</i> 2. Keira Knightley
