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− | Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009. | + | Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in [[Chilliwack, BC]], in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009. |
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+ | == Break-up == | ||
+ | On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment. | ||
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Ryan Smith: Drums | Ryan Smith: Drums | ||
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+ | == '''Influences:''' == | ||
+ | * [[The Beatles]] | ||
+ | * [[Led Zeppelin]] | ||
+ | * [[Van Halen]] | ||
+ | * [[Guns N' Roses]] | ||
+ | * [[Black Sabbath]] | ||
+ | * [[Ozzy Osbourne]] | ||
+ | * [[Aerosmith]] | ||
+ | * [[Pink Floyd]] | ||
+ | * [[Nine Inch Nails]] | ||
+ | * [[Motley Crue]] | ||
+ | * [[Alice Cooper]] | ||
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− | == ''' | + | == '''The Ladies of the Symphony''' == |
− | * Ross | + | * Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous. |
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+ | <u>Ross</u> | ||
+ | 1. [[Scarlett Johansson]] | ||
+ | 2. [[Marion Raven]] | ||
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+ | <u>Brandon</u> | ||
+ | 1. [[Megan Fox]] | ||
+ | 2. [[Elisha Cuthbert]] | ||
+ | <u>Geoff</u> | ||
+ | 1. [[Lindsay Lohan]]-<i> Why? none of us are sure...</i> | ||
+ | 2. [[Keira Knightley]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 23 July 2008
Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.
Break-up
On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.
Members:
Ross Rifle: Lead Guitars, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Connor Tkach: Keyboards, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Geoff Prokop: Rhythm Guitars, Lead Guitars, Vocals
Brandon Kostering: Bass, Vocals
Ryan Smith: Drums
Influences:
- The Beatles
- Led Zeppelin
- Van Halen
- Guns N' Roses
- Black Sabbath
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Aerosmith
- Pink Floyd
- Nine Inch Nails
- Motley Crue
- Alice Cooper
The Ladies of the Symphony
- Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.
Ross 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Marion Raven
Brandon 1. Megan Fox 2. Elisha Cuthbert
Geoff 1. Lindsay Lohan- Why? none of us are sure... 2. Keira Knightley