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Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.
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Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in [[Chilliwack, BC]], in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.
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== Break-up ==
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On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.
  
  
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Ryan Smith: Drums
 
Ryan Smith: Drums
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== '''Influences:''' ==
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* [[The Beatles]]
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* [[Led Zeppelin]]
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* [[Van Halen]]
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* [[Guns N' Roses]]
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* [[Black Sabbath]]
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* [[Ozzy Osbourne]]
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* [[Aerosmith]]
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* [[Pink Floyd]]
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* [[Nine Inch Nails]]
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* [[Motley Crue]]
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* [[Alice Cooper]]
  
  
  
 
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== '''Trivia''' ==
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== '''The Ladies of the Symphony''' ==
* Ross Rifle created a t-shirt, the very first piece of Symphony merchandise in Print Media in college. He was going to give it to his girlfriend, but she dumped him and is a total bitch and doesn't deserve it. Take that, you dumb bitch.
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* Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.
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<u>Ross</u>
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1. [[Scarlett Johansson]]
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2. [[Marion Raven]]
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<u>Brandon</u>
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1. [[Megan Fox]]
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2. [[Elisha Cuthbert]]
  
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<u>Geoff</u>
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1. [[Lindsay Lohan]]-<i> Why? none of us are sure...</i>
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2. [[Keira Knightley]]
  
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 23 July 2008

Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.



Break-up

On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.



Members:

Ross Rifle: Lead Guitars, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals

Connor Tkach: Keyboards, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals

Geoff Prokop: Rhythm Guitars, Lead Guitars, Vocals

Brandon Kostering: Bass, Vocals

Ryan Smith: Drums




Influences:



The Ladies of the Symphony

  • Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.

Ross 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Marion Raven

Brandon 1. Megan Fox 2. Elisha Cuthbert

Geoff 1. Lindsay Lohan- Why? none of us are sure... 2. Keira Knightley