Kubo

The Kubo in its natural habitat

Kubo is one of the original forum members on Sydlexia.com. He talks way too much about politics for his own good. He is an admitted Republican and wants you to fuck off if you have a problem with it. He worships Tecmo Super Bowl, Final Fantasy 2, and the Legend of Zelda Series (particularly [[The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|Link to the Past]). If he could have theme music that followed him everywhere he went, it would be the tune from Dr. Wily's first two stages in Mega Man 2.

He is also a goaltender in ice hockey, so his groin has been pulled many times (particularly by your mom).

Also known as "Last person to post". FTW, bitches.