Forum Quotes

	Life has too many playable characters. I say it's high time we drastically trim the roster.
	- Syd Lexia

	sidewaydriver: I've been lurking for about a year now but I only made an account yesterday. I was going to wait till I found a cool picture and a neat quote before I posted. Syd Lexia: I think I deleted your account once as a potential spam account and you had to re-register. I greatly apologize. sidewaydriver: Actually I am a spam account. I just came here to tell Syd that he has a long lost uncle in Zimbabwe who recently died and left him billions of dollars. I just need all your banking information first so I transfer all the money into a Swiss bank account in your name. Oh, and I have lots of cheap prescription drugs if you want any.
	- sidewaydriver & Syd Lexia

	I enjoy a phat beat and killer rhymes, but the damage that rap has done to American female asses is completely unforgivable.
	- Syd Lexia

	Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers. The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit. So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps: "I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you." "Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!" "Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!" Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.
	- Knyte