MSLT3K/1

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the first movie done by MSLT3K. The initial crew consisted of Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem.

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[17:48] <LowEndLem> we starting/ [17:48] <LowEndLem> ? [17:48] <Nekkoru> Okay, so, as soon as you get my signal, you press play. That should give us the minimal lag. [17:49] <Nekkoru> Ready? [17:49] <LowEndLem> ?kk [17:49] <Nekkoru> Go! [17:49] <LowEndLem> a long time ago....kevin smith ripped starwars [17:50] <Nekkoru> I think his mom's retarded. [17:50] <Nekkoru> Oh, Jay's mom! [17:50] <LowEndLem> Keep on truckin? What kind of insult is thaT? [17:50] <Nekkoru> And that's how it all got started... [17:50] <Nekkoru> Those shutters are still broken. [17:51] <LowEndLem> They'll always be broken, like my spirit. [17:51] <LowEndLem> Also, if i ever buy weed from someone who rhymes while he deals, I'll kill him. [17:51] <@Fernin> gah, left the room to grab a drink, gotta catch up now [17:52] <LowEndLem> We're at about 3 minutes, fer. [17:52] <Nekkoru> Yeah. [17:52] <LowEndLem> I wish i had a CCCP jersey [17:53] <@Fernin> they certainly make enough gay jokes about Dante and Randall, goes on through all his movies [17:54] <LowEndLem> I really needed to hear about stink nuggets.... [17:54] <Nekkoru> That was a good line for a scientologist. [17:54] <Nekkoru> Chocolate-covered pretzel. [17:54] <@Fernin> of all the euphemisms for gay sex, they choose "toss the salad"? [17:54] <LowEndLem> Yep. [17:55] <Nekkoru> We're lagging a bit. [17:55] <LowEndLem> Also, brodie is my favorite character [17:55] <LowEndLem> Fer is, I'm at the fat cash line [17:55] <Nekkoru> That's from Chasing Amy. [17:56] <Nekkoru> That line. [17:56] <@Fernin> is there anything in this movie that isn't a reference to some other movie? [17:56] <LowEndLem> Oh, fourth wall. how you get destroyed. [17:56] <LowEndLem> I'm at about 7:40 [17:56] <@Fernin> bah, I'm still 10 seconds behind, then [17:57] <LowEndLem> do we wait when it ends, or do we just go right to tthe end/ [17:57] <LowEndLem> *next [17:57] <LowEndLem> mine ended. [17:57] <@Fernin> first part just finished for me [17:58] <@Fernin> should we pause the second part and let it load? [17:58] <LowEndLem> yeah, that would work [17:58] <LowEndLem> nekkoru? [17:58] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia [17:59] <@Fernin> heh, that explains why he's been quiet [17:59] <LowEndLem> ? [17:59] * Nekkoru (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) Quit (SVSKilled: Ghost command used by Vyyj!~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl�) [17:59] <Vyyj> She's. [17:59] * Vyyj is now known as Nekkoru [17:59] <LowEndLem> oh [17:59] <@Fernin> ...eventually, I'll remember that [18:00] <Nekkoru> Want me to rub my new genitalia on your face? [18:00] <LowEndLem> I'm good. [18:00] <@Fernin> I know one other person who went male to female, and I was able to get used to calling her a her pretty quickly... [18:00] <@Fernin> but it's easier when you see her in person every day [18:01] <Nekkoru> Han shot first. [18:01] <LowEndLem> did you keep going/ [18:01] <Nekkoru> Of course, only irssi bombed down on me. [18:01] <LowEndLem> we're stopped at the beginning of the second. [18:01] <Nekkoru> I'm at 3:50 of the second part. [18:01] <Nekkoru> You didn't have to wait for me. [18:02] <LowEndLem> we did. [18:02] <@Fernin> I paused it to let it load all the way [18:02] <Nekkoru> But thanks. [18:02] <LowEndLem> I'm starting at 4. [18:02] <LowEndLem> how the fuck do they not know you need tickets for a bus?! [18:02] <@Fernin> and once again, we're all at different spots :\ [18:02] <Nekkoru> I'm lagging a bit - let's catch up at the next part. [18:02] <LowEndLem> yeah, that works. [18:02] <LowEndLem> Carlin! [18:03] <Nekkoru> The old guy? [18:03] <LowEndLem> yeah [18:03] <@Fernin> yeah, that's George Carlin [18:04] <Nekkoru> I like his voice. [18:04] <Nekkoru> Didn't he voice someone in Fallout 1 or 2? [18:04] <@Fernin> the man's a legend, always found it weird to see him in Kevin Smith movies [18:04] <Nekkoru> Oh fuck a nun. [18:05] <LowEndLem> hahahaha [18:05] <LowEndLem> this part's always creeped me out [18:05] <@Fernin> watching Jay try to go down on a nun? [18:05] <Nekkoru> The book. [18:05] <@Fernin> yeah, that's understandable [18:05] <Nekkoru> Yeaaah. [18:06] <Nekkoru> Great job, cockbite. [18:06] <@Fernin> thus, the lesson is learned: Never pick up hitchhikers [18:06] <Nekkoru> Unless they're hot. [18:06] <Nekkoru> I think I know that car from somewhere. [18:06] <Nekkoru> And those guys. [18:06] <LowEndLem> hahaha [18:06] <LowEndLem> alright, secnod part finish [18:06] <@Fernin> why the Scooby Doo reference? [18:07] <LowEndLem> why not? [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up the beginning of the third part. [18:07] <Nekkoru> Are we at the same spot? [18:07] <LowEndLem> wait up [18:07] <@Fernin> paused at the beginning now [18:07] <LowEndLem> paused and ready [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, go. [18:08] <Nekkoru> Schwing sound always works. [18:08] <Nekkoru> That Velma's actually pretty hot. [18:08] <LowEndLem> scooby's freaking looking in reality [18:08] <@Fernin> yeah, I think their Velma is hotter than their Daphne [18:08] <@Fernin> horrible, horrible Shaggy impression, though [18:08] <LowEndLem> i'd do naughty things to velma [18:08] <Nekkoru> Mooby's. [18:09] <LowEndLem> any door that moos at me is evil. [18:09] <Nekkoru> This restaurant made me glad I'm vegetarian. [18:09] <LowEndLem> I'll still eat mcdonalds. [18:09] <@Fernin> ahh, Mooby's... such horrible things will happen here in Clerks II [18:09] <Nekkoru> Yes. [18:09] <Nekkoru> Hmm... [18:10] <@Fernin> ...was this section supposed to be funny somehow? [18:10] <Nekkoru> Maybe. [18:10] <LowEndLem> im sure it was at some point, weed does crazy shit [18:10] <Nekkoru> If I'd get thicker eyebrows and straighter hair, I could look just like Jay... With boobs. [18:10] <LowEndLem> that's mildly horrifying [18:10] <@Fernin> ...thanks for sharing? [18:11] <Nekkoru> You're welcome. [18:11] <Nekkoru> Bitch, start buffering my movie. [18:11] <Nekkoru> Synch up again at the next part, please. [18:11] <@Fernin> heh, that's why we should let them load fully before starting each part [18:11] <Nekkoru> Finally. [18:12] <LowEndLem> so, i love the van scene. [18:12] <@Fernin> interesting that he had such a... visible reaction to Justice showing up, but just stood there staring at the van scene [18:13] <Nekkoru> Yeah. [18:13] <LowEndLem> no, he filled the cup [18:13] <Nekkoru> Eww. [18:13] <LowEndLem> I'd like to know why kevin smith's wife is in the movie [18:15] <@Fernin> I almost want to say something about Sean William Scott's role in here... but he never exactly made himself out to be a comedy star, so this isn't much worse for him [18:15] <Nekkoru> Nothing like one chord per minute. [18:15] <LowEndLem> well, it could be worse. [18:15] <LowEndLem> people could still be fucking his mom. [18:15] <Nekkoru> I'm pretty sure Jay is already on that [18:16] <@Fernin> I'm pretty sure Jay would fuck anything with tits [18:16] <LowEndLem> jay's on everything. [18:16] <LowEndLem> okay, part 3 done. [18:16] <Nekkoru> Jay would fuck anythin that moves [18:16] <@Fernin> part 4 is loading now [18:16] <Nekkoru> Yeah, I'll think I'll buffer ahead, too [18:17] <Nekkoru> Even tho I have a ten megabit pipe. [18:17] <LowEndLem> how far ahead are we buffing? [18:17] <@Fernin> about halfway? [18:17] <Nekkoru> Yeah, sounds about right [18:17] <LowEndLem> Alright, just say when [18:20] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway done. What about you? [18:20] <@Fernin> yep, I'm past halfway [18:20] <LowEndLem> I'm good, you fer? [18:20] <Nekkoru> Let's start now. [18:20] <LowEndLem> k [18:20] <@Fernin> starting now [18:20] <LowEndLem> started. [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fat that fuck fuck? [18:21] <LowEndLem> fuck the fat fuck [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck the fuck fat? [18:21] <LowEndLem> Yes. [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck fat fuck that? [18:21] <LowEndLem> sure. [18:22] <@Fernin> two devils, how clever -_- [18:22] <LowEndLem> i like the angel abusing him [18:23] <@Fernin> heh, yeah [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put the dick down. [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put it down. [18:23] <Nekkoru> Slowly. [18:23] <LowEndLem> into her. [18:23] <Nekkoru> Yes. [18:23] <LowEndLem> oh, rape jokes, how silly [18:23] <@Fernin> "or until she's sleeping", interesting advice from the angel [18:23] <LowEndLem> it's jay. [18:23] <Nekkoru> This is why I think Jersey Girl is better than this. [18:23] <@Fernin> I've never seen it myself [18:24] <Nekkoru> Fat you fucky. [18:24] <LowEndLem> i've seen bits, it's not specia;l [18:24] <Nekkoru> It's not the same, oh, how emotional. [18:25] <LowEndLem> I wish i had that kinda time. [18:25] <@Fernin> to just hang out in front of a store, doing nothing? [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah [18:25] <LowEndLem> hang out, get high, poorly hit on women [18:25] <Nekkoru> They are working men. [18:25] <@Fernin> true, they sell their weed from that storefront [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's hard. [18:26] <Nekkoru> Hey - have you ever tried trafficking weed? [18:26] <Nekkoru> It requires SO MUCH SELF CONTROL. [18:26] <LowEndLem> i've trafficked pills [18:26] <LowEndLem> ....that might be the worst pickup line, ever. [18:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. [18:26] <LowEndLem> oh look, he's fucking glass. [18:26] <@Fernin> classic, humping the window [18:26] <@Fernin> classy* [18:27] <Nekkoru> Smoooth. [18:27] <LowEndLem> most people, celebrating the fact they can get laid, would not dry hump their best friend. [18:27] <@Fernin> snoogins, snootchie bootchie... does anything he says have meaning? [18:28] <LowEndLem> He may have once said "bitches" [18:28] <LowEndLem> that could have meant something./ [18:28] <Nekkoru> And he raps about smoking weed. [18:28] <@Fernin> sudden moral message in the middle of a lot of nonsense [18:28] <Nekkoru> They don't. [18:28] <Nekkoru> Boo-boo-kittyfuck. Yes. [18:28] <LowEndLem> "boobookittyfuck..." [18:28] <LowEndLem> Jesus christ. [18:29] <LowEndLem> I gotta try that [18:29] <Nekkoru> Part five in five seconds [18:29] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up. [18:29] <LowEndLem> i'm not [18:29] <LowEndLem> my part 4 juest ended [18:29] <Nekkoru> Buffering again? [18:29] <@Fernin> heh, fine time to have it cut off, right in the middle of the clit speech [18:29] <LowEndLem> would you like him to have kept going? really? [18:29] <Nekkoru> He is the master of the CLIT. [18:29] <@Fernin> buffering part 5 [18:30] <LowEndLem> just say when [18:30] <Nekkoru> Why are we watching this again? Shit, we're doing Where The Buffalo Roam next. [18:30] <LowEndLem> The fucks' thaT? [18:30] <@Fernin> hm, never even heard of that one, but that's a good thing [18:30] <Nekkoru> A movie about Hunter S. Thompson. [18:30] <@Fernin> we should stick to ones we haven't seen a lot [18:30] <LowEndLem> yeah [18:31] <Nekkoru> It has sick concepts, no plot and Thompson with an IV drip of Wild Turkey. [18:31] <Nekkoru> I've been meaning to watch this for a long, long time [18:31] <@Fernin> should we stick to comedy movies, or go with any genre? [18:31] <Nekkoru> You know, this could work. [18:32] <LowEndLem> ? [18:32] <Nekkoru> A movie evening every friday [18:32] <LowEndLem> that would be cool [18:32] <Nekkoru> Basically anything we can enjoy [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, I'm past halfway. You guys? [18:32] <LowEndLem> yep [18:32] <@Fernin> yep [18:32] <Nekkoru> Fern? [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, let's go... NOW! [18:33] <@Fernin> ...get off my kool aid? [18:33] <LowEndLem> a blowjob for good luck [18:33] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Jay. [18:34] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Silent Bob. [18:34] <LowEndLem> smooth moves all around [18:34] <Nekkoru> So, do we watch another movie after this? [18:34] <@Fernin> Bob with the utility belt, nice [18:34] <LowEndLem> eh, one anight, i think [18:34] <Nekkoru> Okay, what are these catsuits for? [18:34] <LowEndLem> ....i want to have sex with all those women. [18:34] <LowEndLem> right now. [18:35] <Nekkoru> All that latex... It is SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. [18:35] <Nekkoru> Trust me on this one. [18:35] <LowEndLem> I think i will instead of forcing myself into latex. [18:35] <LowEndLem> did she just stroke a box? [18:35] <Nekkoru> Also, high heels? Seriously? What for? [18:35] <@Fernin> she did, yes [18:36] <LowEndLem> fuck it, I'm just gonna watch this high next time, see if it's any from of enjoyable. [18:36] <Nekkoru> Spare a toke? [18:36] <LowEndLem> aren't you in poland? [18:36] <LowEndLem> or something [18:36] <LowEndLem> finalnd? [18:36] <Nekkoru> Poland. [18:36] <LowEndLem> k [18:37] <LowEndLem> i can't ship a toke to you, you know hat. [18:37] <@Fernin> I'm a little surprised there's no actual nudity in this movie, with all the gratuitous sexy shots of the girls [18:37] <LowEndLem> a single thing of diamonds. [18:37] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's how it always is. [18:37] <Nekkoru> I meant to say that. [18:37] <LowEndLem> I mean, when I went to the bank today, i had to jump over lasers to put money on my debit card, and it was all on this pedastal... [18:38] <@Fernin> good old Hollywood effects, hairspray would trigger those sensors, not reveal them permanently [18:38] <Nekkoru> Anyways, you can fit like six tokefuls in a plastic bag. Wrap that shit around in bubble wrap and get it in a nice box and sent it to me, care of one "Anna Olejniczak" [18:38] <LowEndLem> how the fuck would it track noie while movie? [18:39] <LowEndLem> 8movie [18:39] <LowEndLem> *moving [18:39] <@Fernin> and isn't that a ridiculously excessive amount of lasers? [18:39] <Nekkoru> What. [18:39] <LowEndLem> Haha, farjoke [18:39] <Nekkoru> Fart jokes. [18:39] <LowEndLem> *fartjoke [18:39] <LowEndLem> someone's gonna cut their hand when they open tat. [18:39] <Nekkoru> Oho, new ride? [18:40] <LowEndLem> well, hot girls always have to ride in a convertable. [18:40] <LowEndLem> it's a movie law. [18:40] <@Fernin> they're already stealing diamonds, why not steal a sweet car while they're at it? [18:40] <Nekkoru> Ace motherfucking Ventura. [18:40] <Nekkoru> Boom town! [18:40] <LowEndLem> really? it flipped? [18:40] <@Fernin> ...the hell caused the van to flip? [18:40] <LowEndLem> I call bullshit. [18:41] <Nekkoru> Wind. [18:41] <Nekkoru> It was wind. [18:41] <LowEndLem> Did the bitching hydrualics explode? [18:41] <Nekkoru> For sure. [18:41] <LowEndLem> also, who names their kid justice? [18:41] <LowEndLem> 5 done. [18:41] <Nekkoru> Cured up fart six. [18:41] <Nekkoru> *part six. [18:41] <LowEndLem> part six loading [18:42] <@Fernin> heh, we can see what's on Nekko's mind after that scene [18:42] <LowEndLem> we need better movies, damnit. [18:42] <Nekkoru> In the meantime, let's see what these fucks under my window are screaming about [18:44] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway buffered, you? [18:45] <LowEndLem> all i got's a is a bottle of vodka, and yes. [18:45] <@Fernin> yep [18:45] <Nekkoru> Then let's-a go! [18:45] <LowEndLem> oh god, will ferrel. [18:45] <LowEndLem> I'm not sure if it got better or worse. [18:45] <Nekkoru> Indiana Jones? [18:46] <@Fernin> Will Ferrel, playing the overly loud dumb guy, yet again [18:46] <@Fernin> and there's that 4th wall breaking again [18:46] <LowEndLem> Hey, the fourth wall got dented. [18:46] <Nekkoru> The fourth wall isn't going to hold much longer! [18:46] <LowEndLem> and they're utter iditos. [18:46] <@Fernin> when did the girls get the time to edit that video? [18:47] <LowEndLem> the same time they got time to....fuck it, i don't have a metaphor. [18:47] <Nekkoru> Maybe they didn't. [18:47] <LowEndLem> What, the rest was blank [18:47] <LowEndLem> ? [18:47] <Nekkoru> Yeah. [18:47] <@Fernin> I can see why Bob would get along better with the monkey... [18:47] <LowEndLem> Oh god, a cutaway. [18:48] <Nekkoru> Randall! No! Dante! No! [18:48] <LowEndLem> oh look, a refernce to the first movie! [18:48] <@Fernin> so, how many more movie parodies will we see? [18:48] <Nekkoru> Many, many, more. [18:48] <@Fernin> Scooby Doo, Planet of the Apes... what more can they destroy? [18:48] <LowEndLem> ha, he tripped. [18:48] <LowEndLem> It's funny. [18:48] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. [18:49] <@Fernin> oh, Jon Stewart, why? [18:49] <LowEndLem> i'm not sure if his spot in this is worse than death to smoochy [18:49] <@Fernin> ...I can only wonder how many takes it took to get him to say all that with a straight face [18:50] <LowEndLem> how'd silent bob get mentioneD? he wasn't even in it [18:50] <Nekkoru> He was right by Jay. [18:50] <@Fernin> ha ha ha, clit jokes, how high class -_- [18:51] <LowEndLem> what did you expect from kevin smith? [18:51] <LowEndLem> i mean, yeah, some good movies....but all based on cocks. [18:51] <Nekkoru> Intelligent humor like in Clerks? [18:51] <LowEndLem> also, boobies [18:51] <Nekkoru> Yes. Boobies. [18:51] <LowEndLem> why'd he let himself in? [18:51] <LowEndLem> worst pizza man ever [18:51] <LowEndLem> now i'm hungry [18:52] <@Fernin> ...people from Utah have a heavy Southern accent? [18:52] <LowEndLem> oh, judd nelson.... [18:52] <LowEndLem> Why?! [18:52] <Nekkoru> Yes they have. [18:52] <Nekkoru> An accent. [18:53] <LowEndLem> is it from the deep south? [18:53] <LowEndLem> or is it just...fuck it, i'm out of metaphors. [18:53] <LowEndLem> I have nothing. [18:53] <@Fernin> hm, I should've started up a "fuck" counter at the start of this [18:53] <LowEndLem> my part's over. [18:53] <Nekkoru> Part seven. [18:54] <@Fernin> I'm now curious how many times that word gets used in this movie [18:54] <LowEndLem> why are we doing this again? [18:54] <LowEndLem> you can check wikipedia [18:54] <@Fernin> you're the one who signed up for it, Lem [18:54] <@Fernin> could've turned it down like Mog did [18:54] <LowEndLem> Yeah, i know [18:55] <Nekkoru> Man, but this movie is way more enjoyable with other people. [18:55] <Nekkoru> But I guess that would be the case with most movies [18:55] <@Fernin> or when you're stoned off your ass, I'm told [18:56] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah. that's a given [18:56] <LowEndLem> i wanna watch MST3K high. [18:56] <Nekkoru> I never stone my ass off [18:56] <Nekkoru> I am, however, completely off my tits right now on the account of the extensive amounts of snuff consumed by me earlier. [18:56] <Nekkoru> Halfway done. You people? [18:56] <@Fernin> yep [18:57] <LowEndLem> yeah [18:57] <Nekkoru> OK, go. [18:57] <LowEndLem> Yeah, not a whole lot of convincing needs to be done to make people belive jay's gay [18:58] <Nekkoru> Yeah. [18:58] <LowEndLem> I would like to state for the record, that i hate. [18:58] <Nekkoru> You hate what? [18:58] <@Fernin> stupidity? [18:59] <LowEndLem> at this point, just hate. [18:59] <LowEndLem> dude, these guys have horrid aim. [18:59] <Nekkoru> Especially with Silent Bob. [18:59] <@Fernin> point blank, and he still misses [18:59] <LowEndLem> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS"?! [19:00] <Nekkoru> Jesus fuck, he couldn't hit his ass with a shotgun? [19:00] <LowEndLem> That's nigh impossible. [19:00] <@Fernin> nice pointless emotional moment that the movie could've done without [19:00] <Nekkoru> What the fuck is wrong with that Marshal? [19:00] <@Fernin> The Fugitive, anyone? [19:00] <LowEndLem> he's played by will ferrell and his life is pointless? [19:01] <@Fernin> that's one hell of a strong ape [19:01] <LowEndLem> they're not good, you footstool, they're just stoned. [19:02] <Nekkoru> What the fuck. [19:02] <LowEndLem> why isn't that ape's arms ripped off? [19:02] <Nekkoru> WHAT [19:02] <Nekkoru> Oh shit. [19:02] <LowEndLem> ? [19:03] <LowEndLem> Ahhh, silent bob. The only good line in this movie [19:03] <Nekkoru> Yes. [19:03] <@Fernin> "say it, don't spray it" is probably the weakest comeback Jay has [19:04] <LowEndLem> jay's also an idiot. [19:04] <Nekkoru> Yeah, but he does have his moments. [19:05] <LowEndLem> oh look, dealers have unions [19:05] <@Fernin> drug dealing unions, how nice [19:05] <Nekkoru> Part eight. [19:06] <LowEndLem> my god. [19:07] <Nekkoru> We're almost done... Have faith! Do not give up! [19:08] <LowEndLem> blaaaah [19:11] <LowEndLem> doesn't make it any less painful [19:11] <LowEndLem> we good? [19:11] <Nekkoru> We good. [19:11] <LowEndLem> go? [19:11] <@Fernin> go [19:11] <Nekkoru> Go! [19:12] <LowEndLem> went! [19:12] <LowEndLem> alliteration makes things seem more important. [19:12] <@Fernin> what blood and violence? [19:13] <Nekkoru> Hmmm... [19:13] <Nekkoru> Is she going to notice them? [19:13] <LowEndLem> really. explitave deleted. [19:13] <@Fernin> hey, she did they quote unquote thing correctly, Jeebus would be happy [19:13] <LowEndLem> jeebus is never happy. [19:13] <Nekkoru> Quote unquote thing? [19:14] <LowEndLem> she said quote at the beginning, and unquote at the end [19:14] <Nekkoru> Oh. [19:14] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did he run into that chicken? [19:14] <Nekkoru> Classic Wile E. Coyote moment. [19:14] <LowEndLem> haha, affleck joke. [19:15] <@Fernin> more gay jokes, though I doubt it's the last we'll see [19:15] <LowEndLem> of course not. [19:15] <LowEndLem> why does he keep saying Bong. [19:15] <LowEndLem> it's not funny. [19:15] <@Fernin> it's his catchphrase [19:16] <LowEndLem> We're not nearly high enough to enjoy this. [19:16] <Nekkoru> We have a saying here in Poland... [19:16] <Nekkoru> "The hungry one thinks of bread" [19:16] <Nekkoru> Thus, Jay wants his bong. [19:17] <Nekkoru> 4th wall... [19:17] <LowEndLem> oooops, there goes the fourth wall again [19:17] <Nekkoru> BROKEN! [19:17] <@Fernin> hm, what did Matt Damon and Ben Affleck do to deserve this kind of payback? [19:18] <Nekkoru> They play Jay and Silent Bob. [19:18] <LowEndLem> no, J and SB think they do. [19:18] <Nekkoru> I mean, Bluntman and Chronic. [19:18] <Nekkoru> Who are Jay and Silent Bob. [19:18] <LowEndLem> oh, fuck this movie. [19:19] <LowEndLem> Nothing makes sense anymore. [19:19] <Nekkoru> Yes. Just watch the hilarious hijinks. [19:19] <LowEndLem> where the fuck did he get a shotgun. [19:19] <@Fernin> I never saw Good Will Hunting, was Ben Affleck even in it? [19:20] <LowEndLem> yeah, somewhat. [19:20] <LowEndLem> I think? [19:20] <Nekkoru> Applesauce, bitch? Seriously? [19:20] <Nekkoru> Part nine. [19:20] <LowEndLem> yep. [19:20] <@Fernin> hm, right, they're on a movie studio now, they can parody tons of movies [19:20] <LowEndLem> how many parts does this have? [19:21] <@Fernin> 11, I think [19:21] <Nekkoru> Twelve. [19:21] <@Fernin> ah, ok [19:21] <LowEndLem> thank god, we're almost done. [19:21] <Nekkoru> Hi, I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. [19:21] <Nekkoru> Mike Nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. [19:21] <LowEndLem> Mike broke the hubble, mike broke the hubble! [19:22] <Nekkoru> And if you shits don't fucking find him innocent, you can just fucking kiss my fat fucking ass. [19:22] <Nekkoru> And that fucking goes for your bullshit court system too. [19:22] <LowEndLem> hehehe. [19:23] <Nekkoru> So, what have we learned from this movie? [19:23] <Nekkoru> Next time let's just shoot ourselves in the ankles and watch Pick of Destiny. [19:24] <LowEndLem> I've learned it takes me less than an hour to wish for death. [19:24] <@Fernin> I like that, aside from the shooting ourselves part [19:24] <LowEndLem> Well, i enjoyed PoD [19:24] <LowEndLem> somewhat. [19:24] <LowEndLem> I was sleepdeprived, so everything was funny [19:25] <LowEndLem> Well, i've over hald [19:25] <LowEndLem> half [19:25] <LowEndLem> you guys? [19:25] <@Fernin> as am I [19:25] <Nekkoru> Let's do this. [19:25] <Nekkoru> Go! [19:25] <LowEndLem> Yay, scream parody! [19:26] <@Fernin> ...is that actually Wes Craven? [19:26] <LowEndLem> i hope to god not. [19:26] <LowEndLem> I spy...ET [19:26] <@Fernin> hm, a red bike, I wonder what they'll parody next [19:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. [19:26] <LowEndLem> and daredevil. [19:26] <Nekkoru> That was Wes Craven. [19:26] <LowEndLem> and there's bond. [19:27] <Nekkoru> I would watch Moonraper. [19:27] <@Fernin> made it through without a scratch, yay Hollywood [19:27] <LowEndLem> everyone would. [19:27] <LowEndLem> worst silent bob ever. [19:27] <LowEndLem> jason biggs....well you haven't fallen far, but you fell. [19:28] <LowEndLem> ....what the fuck is he doing? [19:28] <@Fernin> ...seriously, you can't tell? [19:28] <Nekkoru> I'm getting tired. So fucking tired. [19:28] <LowEndLem> yeS? [19:29] <@Fernin> he was miming sex [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know of what he's doing, but he looks like a fuck doing it. [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know that. [19:30] <@Fernin> even more gay jokes, what a surprise -_- [19:30] <Nekkoru> I refuse to believe. [19:30] <LowEndLem> wow, even i love gay jokes, and that's excessive. [19:31] <LowEndLem> really. the monkey got the gun [19:31] <Nekkoru> Fuck yeah! [19:31] <Nekkoru> A monkey! [19:31] <Nekkoru> With a gun! [19:31] <@Fernin> with everything else that has happened, I'm not too surprised [19:32] <LowEndLem> jamie kennedy! [19:32] <Nekkoru> And an angry black man. [19:32] <LowEndLem> Played by Chris Rock, how approriate. [19:32] <@Fernin> the character Chris Rock is playing would probably bitch slap you for shouting that without mentioning him [19:33] <Nekkoru> Didn't they rip on Chris Rock in the animated series? [19:33] <LowEndLem> they rip on everything. [19:33] <Nekkoru> I meant, like excessively. [19:33] <LowEndLem> Oh. I dunno, [19:33] <LowEndLem> i only saw a few episodes. [19:33] <LowEndLem> a while ago. [19:34] <Nekkoru> The first three episodes, at the end, Jay and Sa'Bob used to beat him up at the end of every episode [19:34] <LowEndLem> end [19:34] <Nekkoru> Yeah [19:34] <Nekkoru> Or was that someone else? [19:34] <Nekkoru> I dunno. [19:34] <@Fernin> no, that was Charles Barkley, or however you spell his last name [19:34] <Nekkoru> They only made six episodes of that. [19:34] <Nekkoru> Who's him? [19:35] <@Fernin> a basketball player, no clue which team [19:35] <LowEndLem> basketball player [19:36] <Nekkoru> Oh, okay. [19:37] <LowEndLem> Will this go in thew quotes thread, or a new thread for movie raping? [19:37] <Nekkoru> I say new thread [19:37] <@Fernin> I'll make a new thread in Movies for it [19:38] <Nekkoru> If we want to make it a regular thing, of course [19:38] <Nekkoru> Halfway. We good? [19:38] <LowEndLem> we good [19:38] <@Fernin> yup [19:38] <Nekkoru> Go. [19:39] <Nekkoru> Let's finish this craphole as fast as we can. [19:39] <LowEndLem> two more parts, man [19:39] <LowEndLem> haha, they don't know what they're doing. [19:39] <Nekkoru> OH FUCK [19:39] <LowEndLem> ? [19:39] <Nekkoru> IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER [19:39] <LowEndLem> Hahaha [19:39] <@Fernin> Hemp Knight? [19:39] <Nekkoru> MOTHERFUCKING MARK HAMILL. [19:40] <LowEndLem> probably like batman's the dark knight [19:40] <Nekkoru> Cock-knocker. [19:40] <@Fernin> heh, you can almost hear his Joker voice coming out when he laughs [19:40] <LowEndLem> bluntsaber [19:40] <@Fernin> blunt bong saber, apparently [19:40] <Nekkoru> Yes. [19:40] <LowEndLem> gets you twice as fucked up [19:41] <LowEndLem> god, i hate jay. [19:41] <Nekkoru> Darth Balls. [19:41] <@Fernin> stunt double, much? [19:41] <LowEndLem> Ha, he took a hit. [19:42] <@Fernin> that was just a badly done flip over that rail [19:42] <Nekkoru> Bong saber. Yes. [19:42] <LowEndLem> how the fuck'd he get on set? [19:42] <LowEndLem> and he ended the shit out of mooby. [19:42] <@Fernin> ...shotguns do not work that way [19:43] <LowEndLem> You're questioning a shotgun while we're watching a bong saber fight. [19:43] <@Fernin> ...hah, point [19:43] <Nekkoru> Haha, cut! [19:43] <LowEndLem> hurhurhur [19:43] <Nekkoru> THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! [19:43] <@Fernin> apparently, he got rid of his shotgun [19:43] <LowEndLem> what, did he lose it/ [19:44] <LowEndLem> and back to clit jokes. [19:45] <@Fernin> and more people who can't aim [19:45] <Nekkoru> And the women fight and the whole situation's defused by the little angry blakc man. [19:45] <Nekkoru> And we have a whole lot of flips. [19:45] <Nekkoru> And silenced guns with no silencers. [19:45] <@Fernin> and lots of sentences beginning with And [19:45] <LowEndLem> well, that's how they work, don't cha know? [19:46] <@Fernin> wooden tables can stop bullets, don't cha know? [19:47] <LowEndLem> okay, that hell's done. [19:47] <LowEndLem> 2 more. [19:47] <Nekkoru> Part eleven. [19:47] <Nekkoru> Have mercy. [19:50] <Nekkoru> We good for part eleven? [19:51] <LowEndLem> im good [19:51] <LowEndLem> fer? [19:51] <@Fernin> we are [19:51] <Nekkoru> Go. [19:51] <@Fernin> and Bob talks again [19:52] <LowEndLem> hey look, silent bob is doing EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE [19:52] <@Fernin> "hur hur, Jay's so dumb, he thinks half is bigger than two thirds, that's so funny" [19:52] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did she not block that kick? [19:52] <Nekkoru> Yes. [19:53] <@Fernin> oh, he got tranq'd by the monkey, I thought he shot himself in the foot [19:53] <LowEndLem> i had hoped. [19:53] <LowEndLem> wow, that tranq wore off fast. [19:53] <LowEndLem> and that's not ironic in the least. [19:53] <@Fernin> indeed not [19:54] <Nekkoru> Retirony. [19:54] <LowEndLem> i think it ends at 11. [19:54] <Nekkoru> No, there's something in 12, too, I think... [19:55] <LowEndLem> i hope not. [19:55] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. [19:55] <@Fernin> again [19:55] <LowEndLem> and gay jokes. [19:55] <@Fernin> aga... no, not again, still [19:56] <Nekkoru> The forum should give us an award or something [19:56] <LowEndLem> yes, like bitches, or something. [19:56] <Nekkoru> We sat through this. [19:56] <LowEndLem> I actually enjoy this song. [19:56] <@Fernin> shame we can't hear it over Jay [19:56] <LowEndLem> well, you can somewhat. [19:57] <LowEndLem> how are they not being arrested? [19:57] <@Fernin> a good question, that [19:57] <LowEndLem> I mean dude, THAT'S A PRIEST! [19:57] <Nekkoru> Simple. [19:57] <Nekkoru> Everyone hates priests. [19:57] <LowEndLem> Oh. [19:57] <Nekkoru> See, they're doing a public service. [19:58] <LowEndLem> oh look, comic nerds. [19:58] <@Fernin> who are these people supposed to be parodying? [19:58] <Nekkoru> References to old Smith Moives [19:58] <LowEndLem> he just parodied himself. [19:58] <Nekkoru> These two ladies and those two are from Chasing Amy [19:59] <LowEndLem> please....can we end it at this part [19:59] <LowEndLem> I don't wanna hear anymore. [19:59] <LowEndLem> I can't do this. [19:59] <@Fernin> ...greatest band in the world, my ass [19:59] <Nekkoru> Well, here are the credits. [19:59] <LowEndLem> or are we doing the credit [19:59] <LowEndLem> a [19:59] <LowEndLem> s [20:00] <Nekkoru> We can't. They removed the last part. [20:00] <@Fernin> they didn't upload the credits, apparently, and there's nothing to em anyway [20:00] <LowEndLem> thank you....oh god, thank you