MSLT3K/5

Clerks 2 was the fourth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of Nekkoru, Fernin and Chile Guy.

Log

[19:49] <Nekkoru> Okay, Go! [19:49] <+Chile_Guy> Ready and loaded for the beat [19:49] <Nekkoru> In a convienience store in a city very, very close... [19:50] <@Fernin> ...anyone read Chinese? [19:50] <Nekkoru> Yeah, that's what it said. [19:50] <+Chile_Guy> Oh crap no. [19:50] <@Fernin> "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" [19:50] <+Chile_Guy> Heh. FIRE! FIRE! [19:50] <Nekkoru> "Yo! I'm not even supposed to be here today!" [19:50] <Nekkoru> WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW [19:51] <+Chile_Guy> Get the heck out of here, boyo [19:51] <Nekkoru> Haha, smoooth [19:51] <@Fernin> Today was payday... [19:51] <Nekkoru> And still chewing that gum [19:51] <Nekkoru> Wanna go piss on it? [19:52] <Nekkoru> Randal's actually living in a house. [19:52] <Nekkoru> I thought of him as of a permanent couch surfer, tho. [19:53] <@Fernin> nice of the subtitles to get in the way of the credits [19:53] <Nekkoru> Yeah. [19:53] <+Chile_Guy> What song might be playing in the background? [19:53] <Nekkoru> Did you know that the Clerks logo was done with letters from fast food companies? [19:53] <@Fernin> hm, I did not [19:54] <+Chile_Guy> I never stopped to think about it. Thanks for the tidbit [19:54] <not_sure> interesting [19:54] <Nekkoru> FUCK [19:54] <Nekkoru> Another laptop with melted plastic. [19:54] <Nekkoru> Hmm. [19:55] <@Fernin> wow, a punch clock you actually have to punch [19:55] <+Chile_Guy> You guys have seen this movie before, right? [19:55] <Nekkoru> Why the fuck do all my laptops end up having the right side melted by a misfired match? [19:55] <Nekkoru> I have, I don't know if Fernin did [19:55] <Nekkoru> Oh hoh, and here they come [19:55] <@Fernin> yep, only twice before, though [19:56] <Nekkoru> New and improved... You can't get much worse than their feature movie, can you? [19:56] <@Fernin> were they in any films between that and this? [19:56] <Nekkoru> Part 2 [19:56] <+Chile_Guy> I don't know what's the big dead about Jay and Silent Bob [19:57] <Nekkoru> Well, it's their antics. [19:57] <Nekkoru> You'll see during the movie. [19:57] <+Chile_Guy> *deal [19:57] <+Chile_Guy> Okay, let's see then. [19:57] <+Chile_Guy> Part 2, buffering. [19:57] <@Fernin> oh, Dig had a good idea for these things... start buffering part 3 now, open it in a new tab [19:58] <Nekkoru> Also: instant spaghetti, waiting... [19:58] <+Chile_Guy> Maybe it will cause both videos to buffer very, very slow. [19:59] <Nekkoru> Meh, doesn't matter with my 10 mbit pipe [19:59] <Nekkoru> Okay, 2:05 and my spaghetti'll be ready... Meanwhile, I'm good to go [19:59] <@Fernin> as am I [20:00] <+Chile_Guy> Man, I hate my internet... [20:01] <Nekkoru> Be cool, seegee [20:01] <Nekkoru> Huh, kinda like Weegee [20:01] <+Chile_Guy> I don't have a fugly, scary face. :P [20:04] <Nekkoru> You ready, CG? My spaghetti is. [20:04] <+Chile_Guy> Almost there. [20:05] <+Chile_Guy> It wasn't a very wise idea to load part 3 along with part 2... [20:05] <Nekkoru> Probably. [20:06] <+Chile_Guy> Ready, guys. Let's go. [20:06] <Nekkoru> Okay, go! [20:06] <@Fernin> at least the song wasn't as long as the one in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back... [20:07] <+Chile_Guy> Thanks goodness for that. [20:07] <Nekkoru> Actually, I liked that one... [20:08] <@Fernin> I think the two buyers there are pretty much the two opinions of Jay & Silent Bob, you either chuckle at their antics, or think they're stupid as hell [20:08] <+Chile_Guy> The heck Randal was seeing on the PC? [20:08] <Nekkoru> A blog. [20:09] <+Chile_Guy> Heh, Randal doesn't knows the difference between Anne Frank and Hellen Keller [20:10] <+Chile_Guy> *doesn't know [20:10] <Nekkoru> Heh heh. [20:10] <Nekkoru> I knew it, they graffitied that wall just for that wall [20:10] <Nekkoru> *line [20:11] <@Fernin> can he make one movie without mentioning a woman's clit? [20:12] <Nekkoru> I think Clerks didn't mention the clit. [20:12] <Nekkoru> There however were chicks with dicks. [20:12] <Nekkoru> Also, spider man reference [20:13] <Nekkoru> Part three... We ready? [20:13] <@Fernin> yup [20:13] <+Chile_Guy> Okay, part 3. Loading all over again... so you guys wait [20:13] <Nekkoru> Oh well. Can't be helped. [20:14] <@Fernin> hm, why loading all over again? [20:14] <+Chile_Guy> Dunno... I loaded a good part of if in another window. [20:15] <Nekkoru> Then play it in that window? [20:15] <+Chile_Guy> *tab [20:15] <+Chile_Guy> I closed it already, because it made part 2 load very slow [20:15] <Nekkoru> Oh. [20:16] <+Chile_Guy> So, how many parts does this have [20:16] <@Fernin> 13 [20:16] <Nekkoru> Huh [20:16] <Nekkoru> That number is haunting me [20:16] <+Chile_Guy> It's gonna be a long night... [20:17] <Nekkoru> My name starts with M, the thirteenth letter [20:17] <Nekkoru> My class number in preschool and elementary was 13 [20:17] <Nekkoru> My current school was supposed to be the XIIIth High School [20:18] <not_sure> they could make a movie about that [20:18] * not_sure coughs [20:18] <Nekkoru> It's gone up to the point the I'm going to tatoo a roman 13 on my hand. [20:18] <+Chile_Guy> Like that movie with Jim Carrey about the number 23? [20:18] <not_sure> indeed [20:18] <Nekkoru> Awww [20:18] <Nekkoru> My cat just cuddled up to me and went to sleep [20:19] <+Chile_Guy> Ready, guys. [20:20] <Nekkoru> Okay go [20:21] <Nekkoru> Is he afraid of the pussy? [20:21] <@Fernin> apparently [20:21] <+Chile_Guy> Maybe he doesn't wants that surprise [20:21] <Nekkoru> Oh jesus [20:21] <Nekkoru> The new comic relief [20:22] <Nekkoru> There's this sticker again [20:23] <+Chile_Guy> Don't look at his wee-wee [20:23] <+Chile_Guy> lawl [20:23] <@Fernin> the arguments between Randall and what's his name aren't funny... they're just plain dull [20:24] <Nekkoru> Elias. [20:24] <Nekkoru> I like his name. [20:24] <+Chile_Guy> Yeah, not much point on it. [20:24] <Nekkoru> My cat's giving my bicep a massage. [20:25] <Nekkoru> Randal and Jay, a match made in an asylum [20:25] <+Chile_Guy> Damn, poor Elias or good thing? [20:26] <Nekkoru> Ass. [20:26] <+Chile_Guy> Heh, those two are professional loiterers. [20:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. [20:27] <Nekkoru> Ass to mouth. [20:27] <@Fernin> poor Elias [20:27] <@Fernin> what a conversation to walk in on [20:27] <Nekkoru> I am ready for part 4. [20:27] <not_sure> they say "ass to mouth" like 300 times in that movie [20:28] <Nekkoru> Yup [20:28] <+Chile_Guy> Well, so far looks like a nice movie. [20:29] <Nekkoru> Aww, she's opened her mouth and forgot to close it. [20:30] <@Fernin> a running gag is fine, as long as it's funny... I don't think ass to mouth was funny to begin with [20:30] <Nekkoru> Vaginal to mouth - sure [20:30] <Nekkoru> Ass to mouth - not so much [20:31] <Nekkoru> Mouth to ass, mouth to vag - perfectly acceptable [20:32] <Nekkoru> Meanwhile, my kitteh is all cuddled up and sleeping beside me. [20:32] <Nekkoru> SO CUTE [20:39] <+Chile_Guy> Ready [20:39] <Nekkoru> Go! [20:40] <Nekkoru> This was kinda weak. [20:41] <Nekkoru> So was this. [20:41] <@Fernin> indeed [20:41] <+Chile_Guy> I'm already fed up of ass-to-mouth [20:41] <Nekkoru> Jay and SB moment. Don't fuck it up. [20:41] <Nekkoru> Okay? [20:41] <@Fernin> Silence of the Lambs reference, out of nowhere [20:44] <@Fernin> tiny bottle of booze, nice [20:44] <Nekkoru> That's not booze [20:44] <Nekkoru> That's nail paint [20:44] <@Fernin> hm, what was it, then? [20:44] <@Fernin> ...ahh [20:44] <@Fernin> couldn't tell, crappy youtube quality [20:45] <Nekkoru> I could recognize nail paint from six miles away. [20:47] <Nekkoru> I think that Star Wars vs LotR argument is the definite highlight so far [20:47] <+Chile_Guy> Part 5 buffering now [20:47] <@Fernin> I'm not much of a Lord of the Rings fan myself, so I'm on Randall's side with all that [20:47] <Nekkoru> High five, Fernin [20:48] <+Chile_Guy> It was kinda embarassing, though [20:48] <+Chile_Guy> Maybe because I feel bad for people defending geek stuff [20:48] <+Chile_Guy> In real life, that is [20:49] <Nekkoru> Randal was on the offensive, tho [20:52] <Nekkoru> So, CG? How far in are ya? [20:53] <+Chile_Guy> Ah, it's ready now. [20:53] <Nekkoru> OK go [20:54] <+Chile_Guy> Oh crap, I hate any kind of depictions of vomiting [20:55] <@Fernin> same here [20:55] <Nekkoru> See, nail paint [20:58] <Nekkoru> Those romance dialogues are actually kinda fun to listen to in Kevin Smith movies. [20:59] <@Fernin> haha [21:00] <Nekkoru> This is good. [21:00] <+Chile_Guy> Man, I thought that was a woman, then I saw Silent Bob by his side... [21:01] <Nekkoru> Well, nearing the halfway point. [21:01] <+Chile_Guy> Part 6 buffering [21:01] <Nekkoru> Um, lack of boobies? [21:01] <@Fernin> not to mention, youtube doesn't allow naked women [21:01] <Nekkoru> Bullcrap [21:02] <Nekkoru> I distinctly remember a side boob shot from a movie on youtube... I think it was on youtube, at least [21:04] <+Chile_Guy> I saw the music vid for Smack My Bitch Up on Youtube a couple of times [21:05] <Nekkoru> Yeah, also that [21:06] <+Chile_Guy> Ready [21:07] <Nekkoru> That was fast [21:07] <Nekkoru> Okay go [21:08] <Nekkoru> Huh. [21:09] <Nekkoru> Oscar Wilde-like wordplay. [21:10] <Nekkoru> Cross dicks. And he is not gay apparently. [21:10] <Nekkoru> Invitations. [21:10] <Nekkoru> Neat-o. [21:10] <@Fernin> you'd think otherwise, with all the gay jokes and dick references Randall makes [21:11] <Nekkoru> Anne Frank again. [21:11] <@Fernin> ...That name does sound made up [21:12] <Nekkoru> Yup. [21:13] <Nekkoru> Myra? Maira? How do you spell that? [21:13] <Nekkoru> Oh the sheer horror on his face [21:13] <@Fernin> Randall's thoughts: What the fuck is wrong with this kid? [21:14] <Nekkoru> I like how he's disturbed by that and not by the donkey show. [21:14] <Nekkoru> Shit [21:14] <Nekkoru> Part seven is sans audio too [21:14] <@Fernin> son of a... [21:15] <Nekkoru> Fucking A [21:15] <+Chile_Guy> Part 7 buffering. Damn... [21:15] <Nekkoru> I say skip it [21:16] <@Fernin> agreed, on to part 8 [21:16] <+Chile_Guy> Very well then. [21:17] <Nekkoru> Ready [21:22] <+Chile_Guy> Ready [21:24] <Nekkoru> Fern? [21:24] <@Fernin> heh, ready [21:24] <Nekkoru> Go! [21:27] <@Fernin> porchmonkey, the other running gag of the movie that wasn't really funny to begin with [21:27] <+Chile_Guy> Umm, was that a racist gag or what? [21:27] <+Chile_Guy> Ah, yes [21:28] <@Fernin> interesting that the crowd that built up while they were gone all disappeared [21:30] <Nekkoru> That was kinda funny. [21:30] <Nekkoru> The last bit. [21:31] <Nekkoru> Eh, gotta go back to my room to charge up my laptop [21:31] <Nekkoru> I think I'll take my cat with me [21:31] <Nekkoru> Part nine, buff'rin' away! [21:32] <slayer_professional> WOOF [21:33] <Nekkoru> Who let the dog out? [21:34] <Nekkoru> *szzsxxzsswsxzzxszszsxswszsxz/*xssazawszX*/ [21:34] <Nekkoru> Huh. Don't hold the laptop by the keys, I guess [21:34] <@Fernin> heh [21:36] <slayer_professional> well then [21:36] <Nekkoru> We ready? [21:36] <+Chile_Guy> Almost there... [21:36] <@Fernin> I'm good [21:37] <Nekkoru> Ah, fuck it. Let's go. [21:39] <Nekkoru> What is it with roofs in Kevin Smith movies? [21:39] <@Fernin> heh, I was just about to ask that [21:40] <@Fernin> reliable old boom box [21:40] <+Chile_Guy> Holy shit, ABC [21:40] <Nekkoru> Hey, don't knock the ghetto blaster [21:40] <Nekkoru> I still have mine [21:41] <Nekkoru> Suddenly everyone's in the groove. [21:41] <@Fernin> ...okay, showing everyone in the place dancing is fine... but do we really need the pissing guy? [21:41] <+Chile_Guy> This movie wants to be as explicit as it can [21:42] <Nekkoru> Oh what the fuck [21:42] <Nekkoru> These movies used to be realistic. [21:42] <@Fernin> one montage later, he's an amazing dancer [21:42] <+Chile_Guy> Anyways, the dancing mob was not necessary [21:43] <Nekkoru> Yeah, why not. Let's use every fucking cliche in the book [21:44] <Nekkoru> I wouldn't stay so close to that wall and Jay if I were Bob. Also nice door hit. [21:44] <Nekkoru> Part ten. [21:46] <Nekkoru> Ready. [21:49] <@Fernin> also ready [21:50] <+Chile_Guy> Not ready yet, but let's go. [21:50] <Nekkoru> Go! [21:50] <@Fernin> spinning camera, much? [21:51] <+Chile_Guy> Again, door slam [21:51] <@Fernin> incoming donkey [21:53] <Nekkoru> SUDDENLY NIGHT [21:53] <+Chile_Guy> Smashing Pumpkins rule [21:54] <@Fernin> really, what the hell, less than an hour passed and it's that dark? [21:54] <Nekkoru> AND EVERYONE'S DANCING AGAIN [21:54] <+Chile_Guy> Well, where I live, sunset is fast. Like around 15 to 20 minutes [21:54] <Nekkoru> Yeah, same here [21:54] <+Chile_Guy> But that's America we are talking about, right? [21:55] <Nekkoru> Creepy [21:55] <Nekkoru> CREEPY [21:55] <Nekkoru> Nope, Poland. [21:55] <@Fernin> "Mommy, there's a strange man outside the window!" [21:55] <+Chile_Guy> I mean, in the film. [21:55] <Nekkoru> Ah. [21:55] * Arlock41 (~chatzilla@65.26.131.24) has joined #sydlexia [21:56] <Arlock41> Hello [21:56] <@Fernin> hey Arlock [21:56] <@Fernin> we're MSLT3K'ing Clerks II right now [21:57] <Arlock41> have you done Plan 9 From Outer Space yet? [21:57] <@Fernin> nope, and we won't be doing it, either, since it was done by the actual MST3K show [21:57] <Nekkoru> Nope, we don't wanna risk a metaphysical crisis [21:58] <@Fernin> we will be doing Ed Wood at some point, though [21:58] <Nekkoru> We could MSLT3K the MST3K episode, tho [21:58] <@Fernin> and that more or less has Plan 9 in it [21:58] <+Chile_Guy> Part 11, where is it? [21:58] <Nekkoru> Okay, there's no part 11. [21:58] <Nekkoru> FUUUUCK [21:58] <Nekkoru> Let's go to 12. [21:58] <@Fernin> there seems to be no part 11 :\ [21:58] <+Chile_Guy> Damn... I wanted to see the outcome of the donkey show... [21:58] <Nekkoru> They all get arrested [21:59] <Nekkoru> Because the firefighters come and there's no fire. [21:59] <+Chile_Guy> Ahh, okay. [21:59] <@Fernin> as I recall... "Kinky Kelly" is the butch guy [21:59] <Nekkoru> Also, Kinky Kelly is the donkey and the sexy stud is the guy [21:59] <@Fernin> oh, right, that's it [21:59] <Nekkoru> 12, ready [22:00] <+Chile_Guy> Kinda makes me wonder if Jay and SB are having quite a good time in prison [22:05] <Nekkoru> Let's go, eh? [22:05] <+Chile_Guy> Fine [22:05] <Nekkoru> Go! [22:07] <Nekkoru> He misses his donkey. [22:07] <@Fernin> ...classy, movie [22:08] <+Chile_Guy> Man, Randal is such a fuck-up... [22:11] <@Fernin> Anne Frank, yet again [22:12] <Nekkoru> Part 13... [22:12] <Nekkoru> Strike 3 and I'm out. [22:13] <+Chile_Guy> No wait a minute, part 12 didn't finish yet for me [22:13] <Nekkoru> Okay. [22:13] <Nekkoru> I'm thinking I'll watch 13 now and go to sleep, but I don't want to fuck up our synchronization and shit [22:14] <Nekkoru> And yet I am so tired I can barely move. [22:14] <+Chile_Guy> I feel that, too. [22:14] <+Chile_Guy> But I want to go until the end [22:14] <Nekkoru> Fuck it, this MSLT3K would have worked better if we were at this point about two or three hours ago [22:14] <Arlock41> everyone dies in a house fire [22:14] <Nekkoru> I mean, we started that movie two hours ago, for fuck's sakes, and it's 90 minutes long. [22:15] <@Fernin> this wasn't even a particularly good MSLT3K, the movie wasn't good or bad enough to really have a lot to say about it [22:15] <Nekkoru> Actually, I doubt anyone reads the logs. [22:16] <Nekkoru> The MSLT3K is something you have to be around for [22:16] <@Fernin> quite true [22:16] <@Fernin> I've felt that from the start, this format just doesn't work out as well as the original MST3K [22:17] <Nekkoru> Still, it's fun for us. [22:17] <@Fernin> heh, yup [22:17] <Nekkoru> But tell ya what - I have a very comfortable futon/couch crossover and I have a DVD player. [22:18] * Arlock41 is watching Into The Wild Green Yonder [22:19] <Nekkoru> Okay, thirteen. I don't care where you guys are, let's get this done. [22:19] <@Fernin> we ready to go on part 13 yet? [22:19] <+Chile_Guy> Fine, let's do it [22:21] <+anorexorcist> what are you watching? [22:21] <Nekkoru> Clerks 2 [22:21] <+anorexorcist> ah, nice [22:22] <+Chile_Guy> Can we go on? [22:22] <Nekkoru> Dude, yeah [22:23] <Nekkoru> I can't believe I forgot the catchphrase [22:23] <@Fernin> I think Nekko started when he mentioned thirteen [22:23] <Nekkoru> I did. [22:23] <@Fernin> er, she, even [22:23] <Nekkoru> Hah, you'll get used to it. [22:24] <@Fernin> at least I remembered on my own this time [22:25] <@Fernin> ...little bit too enthusiastic on that reaction, Elias [22:26] <Nekkoru> It ends with a milk maid. [22:26] <Nekkoru> Just sayin' [22:29] <+Chile_Guy> Uhh, strange ending... [22:30] <+Chile_Guy> To Clerks 2 I mean