Chun-Li

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She is a character in the Street Fighter games.

History

It is said that when she was very little she suffered a permanent injury after straddling a chain link fence. Since she was no longer able to do the deed, she has worked on protecting that portion of her body from further harm. Her greatest defense is her insane kick of bitchiness.

Facts

No one likes her very much.

You used to "Strong Kick" with her and pause it at the right moment so you could see her ass cheeks.

She is the focus of a lot of hentai.

In Street Fighter II, her Lightning Kick was one of the best moves in the game. However, as of late (particularly in Capcom vs. SNK 2), her lightning kick is crap; the range has been severely reduced and it rarely hits more than three times. Also, as of late, they've stripped her of all her useful moves save for her Lightning Kick, her fireball, and her Spinning Bird Kick, so she's basically useless.

Rumors

She likes to play with fire, but only when there is a new moon.

Lies

There has been speculation that she tag teamed with Blanka and Dhalsim.

There is no way that this is true. Blanka's unit dropped off when he turned into a beast and the rumor came out prior to Viagra, making it impossible for Dhalsim to have done anything.