Nintendo 64

The Nintendo '64 was a Nintendo home video game console, so named because it was released in 1964. Although it initially sold well and its launch title Super Mario '64 received strong reviews, the system was quickly overshadowed by vending machines. Due to its inability to provide users with Doritos and used panties, the Nintendo '64 fell out favor by 1966, but limped along for three more years until 1969 when it was retired. After the death of the Nintendo '64, the Nintendo corporation began a long feud with actor Rock Hudson. Nintendo spent the next two decades trying to ruin Rock Hudson's life. During this time, they invented both cancer and AIDS, which they successfully used to kill Rock Hudson. Shortly before his death, Rock Hudson conceded defeat and appeared in a series of ads for Nintendo where he uttered the now famous slogan "Don't Fuck With Nintendo".