The Seven Words

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In the 1970s, the comedian George Carlin made a list if seven words you can never say on television the following is the original list of words.

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Fuck
  4. Cunt
  5. Cocksucker
  6. Motherfucker
  7. Tits

He also added three words that are only partially never to be said.

  1. Fart
  2. Turd
  3. Twat

In addition he added another list of words that are only sometimes dirty.

  1. Ass
  2. Cock
  3. Pussy

He also added an incomplete list of generally unpleasant words. This includes many that I can't quite recall, but everyone reading should feel free to add them in the below section.

Incomplete List of Unpleasant words

  • bastard
  • cumbubble
  • heck
  • hell
  • god-damn
  • dingle berry
  • pinching a loaf
  • dumping a load
  • Jizzim
  • shoot load
  • pearl necklace
  • Dildo
  • beef injection
  • vitamin F
  • hide the salmi
  • polishing the rocket
  • a quickee
  • poon tang
  • cooze
  • bearded clam
  • muff diver
  • furburger
  • riding the cotton pony
  • having the painters in
  • little brown eye bowl
  • hershey highway
  • onemanband
  • mustache ride
  • yodeling in the gully
  • 69
  • 71 which is two finger in the ass
  • 68 you do me and I owe you one

  • NOTE* This is an incomplete list. His joke is spoken fast and may take time to complete this "incomplete" list.