Difference between revisions of "MediaWiki:Common.js"

Latest revision as of 12:46, 17 February 2009

/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */
/* --------------Editing Buttons----------------- */

document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="' 
           + 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MarkS/extraeditbuttons.js' 
           + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');



/* ------------------------------- */

var konami_code = new Array(38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66, 65);
var adleast = new Array(65, 68, 76, 69, 65, 83, 84);
var space = new Array (32);
var typed_code_index = 0;

document.onkeydown = function(event){
    if (!event) 
        event = window.event;
    if (event.keyCode == space[typed_code_index]) {
        typed_code_index = 0;       
    }
    if (event.keyCode == konami_code[typed_code_index]) {
        typed_code_index++;
        if (typed_code_index != konami_code.length) 
            return;
        location.href = "http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Sydlexia_Konami_Code";
    }
    if (event.keyCode == adleast[typed_code_index]) {
        typed_code_index++;
        if (typed_code_index != adleast.length) 
            return;
        alert("You are a fucktard");
        alert("Seriously.");
        alert("Fuck you.");
        alert("You realize you typed 'adleast'");
        alert("That isn't a word at all.");
		alert("Oh... you want proof?");
		alert("Fine.  Fuck you very much.");
		location.href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/adleast"
    }
    typed_code_index = 0;
}

/* -------------------------------- */
// Google Analytics Code

var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");
document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));

try {
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6738992-2");
pageTracker._trackPageview();
} catch(err) {}

/* -------------------------------- */
if (document.title == "Secret Illegal Drug Smuggling Operation - Sydapedia"){
location.href = "http://sydlexia.com/badclarissa.htm"
}