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''Yellow Submarine'' was the eighteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].
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''The Producers, original version'' was the twentieth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].
  
 
==Log==
 
==Log==
 
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[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough
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[22:56:15] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
[00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when
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[22:56:28] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Wait, no!
�02[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Client closed connection�)
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[22:56:30] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Stop!
[00:10] <@LowEndLem> ....
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[22:56:35] <@TARDISman> Blargh
[00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal?
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[22:56:41] <@TARDISman> What's up?
[00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not.
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[22:56:43] <@Fernin> ?
�06[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds
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[22:56:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Youtube you fucking bastard!
�03[00:11] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) has joined #MSLT3K
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[22:56:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Part 1 was loaded all the way to the end... starting three centimetres in
[00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready
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[22:57:18] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Whatever, I'll join in at part 2
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig
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[22:57:27] <@TARDISman> Ok then
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready?
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[22:57:40] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
[00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then?
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[22:58:15] <@TARDISman> I forgot about him and old people
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So
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[22:58:20] <@Rycona> Checky is indeed wonderful.
�01[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows
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[22:58:50] <@Rycona> I'd keep that cabinet locked, in case some old bitty gets nosy.
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ...
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[22:59:31] <@TARDISman> Is everyone at the credits?
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously?
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[22:59:39] <@Fernin> yep
[00:12] <+not_sure> stop that
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[22:59:50] <@TARDISman> Ok, at most I'm 5 seconds off
[00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH!
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[23:00:23] <@Rycona> What about Papa's table?
[00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY?
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[23:00:32] <@Fernin> Papa's table is firewood now
[00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube...
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[23:00:32] <@Rycona> ...and it jsut went furry.
[00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm*
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[23:00:34] <@Rycona> just*
�01[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already
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[23:00:38] <@TARDISman> Nevermind
[00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go
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[23:01:29] <@Rycona> She's probably a republican too.
[00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB.
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[23:02:46] <@Fernin> no one could feel better enough for that
[00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance
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[23:03:08] <@Rycona> Furries and roleplay...
[00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time
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[23:03:17] <@TARDISman> We've crossed into the dark realms now
[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror
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[23:03:37] <@Fernin> the things a man has to do to put food on his table
[00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so*
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[23:04:11] <@Rycona> Good thing babies and animals don't write checks.
[00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot.
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[23:04:23] <@TARDISman> In 3 or 4 parts I'm gonna have to run for a minute
[00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy....
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[23:06:41] <@TARDISman> !
[00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied.
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[23:07:58] <@Rycona> I'll steal this coat.
[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom
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[23:08:23] <@TARDISman> Not gonna lie, I kinda like Nathan Lane a bit better
[00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick
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[23:08:46] <@Rycona> I keep wishing he was Jackie Gleason.
[00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead
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[23:08:50] <@TARDISman> Figgy!
[00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right?
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[23:08:58] <not_sure> all my readies in advance again
[00:15] <+not_sure> real shame
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[23:08:58] <@Fernin> agreed, I prefer Nathan Lane in his role
[00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead
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[23:09:07] <@Fernin> but Gene Wilder totally outperforms Matthew Broderick
�01[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS?
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[23:09:19] <@TARDISman> That goes without saying
[00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one
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[23:09:26] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder's a fuckin' master
�01[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much
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[23:09:45] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Okay!
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored.
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[23:09:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o/
[00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P
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[23:09:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ?
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie.
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[23:09:52] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make
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[23:10:01] <@Rycona> Ready.
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this
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[23:10:01] <@Fernin> ready
�01[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack
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[23:10:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
[00:16] <+not_sure> 80
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[23:10:17] <@TARDISman> And there goes his pants
[00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway
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[23:10:51] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol Willy Wonka
[00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by JackTorrentz.com
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[23:11:53] <@Fernin> Cough!
[00:17] <+not_sure> ha
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[23:12:07] <@Rycona> They must be recording lude Diet Coke commercials in the parking lot.
[00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny
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[23:12:39] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder
[00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f.
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[23:12:42] * @TARDISman salutes
�01[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via torrentz.com
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[23:12:47] <@Rycona> Indeed.
[00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
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[23:13:39] <@Fernin> the pacing of the new one's nicer, nowhere near as fast as this
[00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun.
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[23:13:57] <@TARDISman> I remember seeing this live last year
[00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it!
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[23:14:00] <@TARDISman> It was fantastic
[00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up
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[23:14:20] <@TARDISman> They had a nice balance of Lane and Wilder sort of characters
[00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well
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[23:14:40] <@Fernin> Mostel can scream, I'll give him that
[00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals.
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[23:15:24] <@Rycona> Wake me if there's a fire in some old granny crotch.
[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway
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[23:15:37] <@TARDISman> This is like the pinnacle of the get rich quick scheme
�01[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book
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[23:16:11] <@Rycona> I hope Matthew Lesko busts through the door in his question mark suit.
�01[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie
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[23:16:26] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha
[00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie
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[23:16:58] <@TARDISman> Second Base!
[00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger.
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[23:17:06] <@Rycona> Haha.
[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me
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[23:17:21] <@Rycona> The ol' reacharound rope-a-dope.
[00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn.
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[23:18:28] <@TARDISman> This definitely had the volume
[00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger
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[23:18:40] <@Rycona> I love this.
[00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel.
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[23:19:27] <@TARDISman> That'd disturb the shit outta me
�01[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion!
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[23:19:36] <@Rycona> Hmm. Some of the mannerisms remind me of Howie Mandell.
[00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one.
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[23:20:13] <@Fernin> a lunch fit for kings
�01[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion!
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[23:20:28] <@TARDISman> I can see where this is going
[00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry.
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[23:20:36] <@TARDISman> I think I just had this earlier
[00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me
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[23:20:43] <@TARDISman> Yep I just had this
[00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet
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[23:20:59] <@Fernin> mmm, park corner hot dogs from a random vendor
[00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons.
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[23:21:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
[00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons.
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[23:21:07] <@TARDISman> In New York!
[00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself
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[23:21:07] <@Rycona> Mouthy hot dog vendors. What culture.
[00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing.
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[23:21:15] <@Fernin> ready
[00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh.
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[23:21:18] <@TARDISman> Those're my father's people!
[00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze
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[23:21:20] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail
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[23:21:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> WHY IS HE TELLING HIM THIS
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[23:21:27] <@Rycona> Red D.
[00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U.
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[23:22:01] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ope
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay
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[23:23:59] <@TARDISman> Fantastic cue
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died."
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[23:24:21] <@TARDISman> He's wet again isn't he?
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back
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[23:24:35] <@Fernin> yes, but he's not hysterical, or in pain
�01[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care
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[23:24:42] <@TARDISman> True
[00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?"
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[23:24:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hehe
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished
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[23:26:27] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha, that title always gets me
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next?
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[23:27:12] <@TARDISman> Concierge
[00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready.
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[23:27:22] <@Fernin> Manhattan-accented French, good stuff
[00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard.
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[23:27:31] <@TARDISman> Boirds
[00:24] <+not_sure> :P
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[23:28:01] <@Fernin> ugh, so glad they removed her character in the new one
[00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^
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[23:28:47] <@TARDISman> Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
[00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it
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[23:31:03] <@Rycona> Yelling is German is scary.
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos
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[23:31:05] <@Rycona> in*
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready
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[23:31:23] <@Fernin> say anything in German over a normal speaking voice and you'll sound scary
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go
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[23:31:27] <@Rycona> I had a conductor for a bi-county chorus do that sometimes. He was joking, but it's still scary.
[00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing.
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[23:31:33] <@Fernin> whole language makes you sound angry
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go
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[23:32:01] <@TARDISman> Yep, one of my friends is learning Japanese after 4 years of German
�02[00:25] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]�)
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[23:32:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
[00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers
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[23:32:25] <@Fernin> ready
[00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement.
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[23:32:30] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL.
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[23:32:45] <@Rycona> Ready.
�01[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny
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[23:33:16] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
[00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor."
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[23:35:26] <@Fernin> fantastic way to tell him "Go away!"
[00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god.
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[23:35:54] <@Rycona> It could've been a guy talking to his mother.
[00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants?
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[23:37:46] <@Rycona> Money, money, money, is all you need.
[00:27] <@Rycona>  /What/ he is??
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[23:37:59] <@Fernin> old version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder
[00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed.
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[23:38:44] <@Fernin> I like Ulla as an actual character, rather than an empty-headed bimbo whose entire purpose is eye candy
[00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though.
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[23:38:47] <@Rycona> She is smokin'.
�01[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3
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[23:38:56] <@TARDISman> Whooooooooo!
[00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it!
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[23:39:09] <@Rycona> This movie has everything.
�01[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny
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[23:39:16] <@TARDISman> Comedy, boobs and money
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!"
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[23:39:19] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I like her as eye candy
[00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better.
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[23:39:32] <@Rycona> He fondles the oldies and ogles the hippies.
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book.
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[23:40:22] <@Rycona> That's very phallic of her.
[00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie."
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[23:40:27] <@TARDISman> Did you see the size of that damn lighter?
[00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem.
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[23:42:02] <@Rycona> Yes, motel!
�01[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts
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[23:42:56] <@Rycona> I've never seen a gay werewolf before.
[00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom.
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[23:43:03] <@TARDISman> Holy balls
�01[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up
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[23:44:20] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand...
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[23:44:24] <@Fernin> ready
[00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!"
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[23:44:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o?
[00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in?
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[23:44:33] <@Rycona> Ready-i.
[00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's.
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[23:44:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure?
[00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette...
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[23:44:59] <not_sure> still here
[00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity...
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[23:45:17] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo
�01[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal"
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[23:47:12] <@TARDISman> You figure this'll still be up tomorrow?
[00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy!
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[23:47:26] <@Fernin> hopefully
[00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!"
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[23:47:32] <@Fernin> any that I don't get blocked, I'm leaving
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father!
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[23:47:58] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Huh?
[00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen.
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[23:48:02] <@TARDISman> Ok then, Iowa friend wants to watch it but she has to be up at 8 tomorrow
�01[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old!
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[23:49:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> "Open Call for the Role of Adolf Hitler" lol
[00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's
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[23:49:59] <@TARDISman> In New York no less
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up
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[23:50:14] <@Rycona> I bet Glenn Beck is up there.
[00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT
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[23:50:22] <@TARDISman> Probably
�01[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book?
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[23:50:25] <@TARDISman> Now he's crying
[00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway.
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[23:50:51] <@Rycona> He sounds like a muppet.
[00:34] <+not_sure> nope
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[23:50:58] <@TARDISman> Yeah
�01[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry
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[23:51:05] <@Rycona> He does kind of look like Frank Oz too.
�01[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago
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[23:51:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Sounds like Peewee
[00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp).
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[23:51:38] <@TARDISman> Somebody's got a stick up his ass so far he's tasting pine
�01[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D
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[23:53:14] <@Rycona> I love that Andy Warhol jewelery.
[00:35] <@Rycona> Really???
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[23:53:23] <@TARDISman> Totally working that soup can!
[00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome.
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[23:54:01] <@TARDISman> He's... got... finger... cymbals...
[00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe"
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[23:54:17] <@TARDISman> And boots the size of Lithuania
[00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have.
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[23:54:28] <@Fernin> I think this is the only song in the movie I interrupted
�01[00:35] <@Fernin> next part!
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[23:54:37] <@Fernin> but that's mostly because it's so damn long...
�01[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go!
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[23:56:05] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Preparado?
[00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear
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[23:56:07] <@TARDISman> HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP THAT SONG?!
[00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people.
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[23:56:12] <@TARDISman> ...Whatever
�01[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils
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[23:56:12] <@Fernin> ready
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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[23:56:17] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:37] <@Rycona> New friends.
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[23:56:22] <@Rycona> Rojo
[00:37] <@Rycona> Yay.
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[23:56:36] <not_sure> .
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants
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[23:56:41] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
[00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!"
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[23:56:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally dig this song, though
[00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil
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[23:57:45] <@TARDISman> Oh god
�01[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead
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[23:57:49] <@TARDISman> Here we go1
[00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing.
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[23:57:50] <@TARDISman> !
[00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!"
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[23:58:03] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally knew they wouldn't give a full song to a reject
[00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it.
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[23:59:13] <@TARDISman> Jawohl!
�01[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds
+
[00:00:04] <@Rycona> What he doesn't know is that the theatre is a giant gas chambers. Leo is enacting the True Revenge technique.
[00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel.
+
[00:00:20] <@Rycona> chamber*
[00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both!
+
[00:01:39] <@Rycona> I'd give her two medals also.
[00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster.
+
[00:01:57] <@TARDISman> Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party!
[00:41] <@Rycona> single*
+
[00:02:20] <@Rycona> "Honest" Leo is all excited about the ploy now.
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked"
+
[00:02:59] <@TARDISman> God /damn/ that crowd shot is a classic
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!!
+
[00:03:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Agreed
�01[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside
+
[00:03:44] <@Rycona> The pillars -> tank cannons is great.
[00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies"
+
[00:04:01] <@TARDISman> Every time there's a crowd shot on the simpsons, the commentary references that
�01[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind.
+
[00:04:24] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol
[00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing
+
[00:04:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hippie Hitler is wonderful
[00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors.
+
[00:04:55] <@TARDISman> Hitler: He's dangerously camp
[00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready!
+
[00:06:24] <@TARDISman> Mel Brooks hasn't had his cameo yet has he?
[00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat!
+
[00:06:47] <@Fernin> nope... I don't remember where he comes in in this one, if even at all
[00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle!
+
[00:06:56] <@Rycona> I think he does.
[00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams
+
[00:07:14] <@Rycona> The second nazi filler line sounded like a Brooks dub.
[00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool.
+
[00:07:25] <@TARDISman> I know that was him in the new one
[00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings.
+
[00:07:26] <@Rycona> From the overture.
[00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting.
+
[00:07:34] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready/
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which....
+
[00:07:35] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ?
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN
+
[00:07:36] <@Fernin> ready
[00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things
+
[00:07:42] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Gah
[00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point.
+
[00:07:43] <@TARDISman> Ready
�01[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away.
+
[00:07:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I swear it's the shift key, not my pinky
�01[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened
+
[00:08:03] <@Rycona> dim Ready[]
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on
+
[00:08:04] <@Fernin> no, in the new one, he doesn't show up until the very last line aftter the credits
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7
+
[00:08:15] <@TARDISman> Oh, right...
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu
+
[00:08:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure?
[00:47] <@Rycona> Ready.
+
[00:08:32] <not_sure> you know I am
�01[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go
+
[00:08:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> !ready
[00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself.
+
[00:08:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ...?
[00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har
+
[00:08:53] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
[00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining??
+
[00:10:02] <@TARDISman> Hahaha, See no evil
�01[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya.
+
[00:10:33] <@Rycona> Dun dun dun!
[00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:06?
+
[00:10:48] <not_sure> 4 wrongs make a right
�01[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid
+
[00:12:55] <not_sure> he sounds a lot like Robin Williams
[00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids
+
[00:13:06] <@Rycona> I was thinking that as well.
[00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs.
+
[00:13:37] <@TARDISman> Wow, delayed reaction
[00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup.
+
[00:13:46] <@TARDISman> Perfect for comedic effect though
[00:51] <@Rycona> syrup*
+
[00:14:10] <@Rycona> Yogi?
[00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night!
+
[00:14:31] <@Rycona> I don't like seeing ribs though.
[00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel!
+
[00:14:43] <@Rycona> Sexier in the nightgown dress.
[00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass!
+
[00:14:56] <@TARDISman> Yeah definitely
[00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!"
+
[00:15:37] <@TARDISman> Apart from him I don't think anybody's gonna get past the secretary
[00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy.
+
[00:15:46] <@Rycona> Haha.
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach.
+
[00:16:37] <@TARDISman> Wooooo! Wonka's kickin ass!
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can't*
+
[00:16:47] <@Rycona> His Jew Rage gauge was filled.
[00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy"
+
[00:17:05] <@Fernin> good thing Nazi Jr. there's a terrible shot
�01[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes
+
[00:18:43] <@TARDISman> Luger fail
[00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks.
+
[00:19:06] <@Rycona> Unlike Of Mice and Men, the retard doesn't get shot in this one.
[00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything.
+
[00:19:20] <@TARDISman> Ohohohoho, Lennie
[00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps.
+
[00:19:47] <@TARDISman> Oh jeez
[00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps.
+
[00:19:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
[00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons
+
[00:19:52] <@TARDISman> Ready
[00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar
+
[00:19:53] <not_sure> .
[00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here?
+
[00:19:56] <@Fernin> ready'
[00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man
+
[00:20:02] <@Rycona> Flink.
�01[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good
+
[00:20:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
[00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic?
+
[00:20:55] <@Rycona> When things get nasty, Use Bombs.
[00:56] <@Rycona> Yup.
+
[00:21:11] * @TARDISman starts singing the Bomb jingle
�01[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous
+
[00:21:35] <@TARDISman> Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiillllllll!
[00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY!
+
[00:21:35] <@Fernin> where do a trio of mooks like that just happen to get a bundle of dynamite?
[00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake.
+
[00:21:38] <@Rycona> nothing like pimping your own site in context.
[00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way.
+
[00:21:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Acme catalogue
[00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks?
+
[00:22:41] <@Rycona> You're not triple fat, only regular fat.
[00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes
+
[00:22:46] <@Rycona> And morally currpt.
[00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme.
+
[00:22:50] <@Rycona> corrupt*
�01[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon
+
[00:23:00] * @TARDISman thumbs up
[00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn."
+
[00:23:40] <@TARDISman> There that is
[00:58] <@LowEndLem> next?
+
[00:23:50] <@TARDISman> Bahahahahahaha!
�01[00:58] <@Fernin> next
+
[00:24:04] <@Rycona> Incredibly guilty! Double the sentence!
�01[00:58] <@Fernin> go!
+
[00:24:22] <@TARDISman> Phoenix really failed this case
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> go?
+
[00:25:10] <@TARDISman> Hit Franz, hit franz...
�01[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go
+
[00:25:51] <@TARDISman> He's right there... in a full body cast
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> went!
+
[00:25:59] <@TARDISman> Just swing a bit to the right
[00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything
+
[00:26:41] <@TARDISman> Aaaaaaahahahahhahaaha, his middle finger!
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN
+
[00:28:26] <not_sure> well that was fun
[00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is
+
[00:28:42] <@Fernin> I still find the new one to be more fun
[00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks.
+
[00:28:57] <@Fernin> better paced, better songs... slightly less screaming
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh
+
[00:29:08] <@TARDISman> But less Wilder
[00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe...
+
[00:29:10] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I give that movie a thumbs up
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out
+
[00:29:16] <@TARDISman> Which is a detractor
[01:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me!
+
[00:29:22] <@FabriqueAuMexique> And you can't top those songs
�01[01:01] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow?
+
[00:30:08] <@TARDISman> Springtime's always a classic
[01:02] <@LowEndLem> exposition
+
[00:31:05] <@Rycona> Wee.
�01[01:02] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying?
 
�01[01:03] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there?
 
[01:03] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle!
 
�01[01:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day
 
[01:04] <@LowEndLem> TURN IT THE HELL OFF. I WILL FIGHT YOU.
 
[01:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you.
 
[01:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy
 
[01:07] <@LowEndLem> ack!
 
[01:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc.
 
[01:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations
 
[01:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people.
 
�01[01:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities!
 
�01[01:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims!
 
[01:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin.
 
[01:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers?
 
[01:08] <@LowEndLem> toes.
 
[01:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis.
 
[01:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil.
 
�01[01:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound
 
[01:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches.
 
�01[01:10] <@Fernin> next part, set
 
�01[01:10] <@Fernin> and go
 
[01:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy.
 
[01:11] <@Rycona> Oh.
 
[01:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over.
 
[01:11] <@LowEndLem> and now....you DIE
 
[01:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot.
 
[01:11] <@Rycona> in the*
 
�01[01:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else?
 
[01:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that.
 
[01:13] <+not_sure> yeah
 
�01[01:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now...
 
[01:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing.
 
[01:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part.
 
[01:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't.
 
[01:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not."
 
[01:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy
 
[01:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book.
 
[01:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin!
 
�01[01:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes
 
[01:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read.
 
[01:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater.
 
[01:16] <+not_sure> oh shit
 
�01[01:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind
 
[01:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince?
 
�01[01:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice
 
[01:17] <@LowEndLem> oh
 
�01[01:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off
 
�01[01:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf *cough*
 
[01:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration
 
[01:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer.
 
�01[01:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself
 
�01[01:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS?
 
[01:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation"
 
[01:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think
 
[01:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again.
 
[01:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember
 
�01[01:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set
 
[01:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it
 
�01[01:21] <@Fernin> and go
 
�01[01:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here.
 
[01:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome.
 
[01:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack!
 
[01:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden?
 
[01:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence?
 
[01:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke.
 
[01:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks.
 
[01:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank?
 
[01:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him.
 
[01:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name.
 
�01[01:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady?
 
[01:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson.
 
[01:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading.
 
[01:29] <@LowEndLem> STOP RINGING THE BELL
 
[01:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that.
 
[01:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm
 
[01:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas
 
[01:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off.
 
�01[01:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all...
 
�01[01:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel
 
�01[01:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part
 
[01:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene*
 
[01:32] <@LowEndLem> huh?
 
�01[01:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8
 
[01:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer.
 
�01[01:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube
 
[01:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh
 
[01:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough.
 
�01[01:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling
 
[01:33] <@Rycona> Sexy.
 
�01[01:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead
 
[01:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P
 
[01:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying
 
[01:33] <+not_sure> or not
 
�01[01:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already
 
[01:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works.
 
�01[01:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one"
 
[01:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was."
 
[01:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI!
 
�01[01:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are
 
[01:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now.
 
[01:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left...
 
[01:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway.
 
[01:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE.
 
�01[01:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself!
 
[01:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back.
 
[01:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever.
 
[01:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money.
 
[01:43] <@Rycona> No club soda?
 
[01:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing?
 
[01:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom
 
[01:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments.
 
[01:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer.
 
[01:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes....
 
[01:45] <+not_sure> ok
 
�01[01:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it
 
[01:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me
 
[01:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows
 
[01:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both.
 
[01:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes!
 
[01:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too.
 
[01:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone.
 
[01:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick.
 
�01[01:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier
 
�01[01:46] <@Fernin> go
 
[01:46] <@LowEndLem> kk
 
[01:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic
 
�01[01:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated
 
[01:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan.
 
[01:48] <+not_sure> any advice?
 
[01:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying.
 
[01:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you.
 
�01[01:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now
 
[01:50] <+not_sure> 3:50
 
[01:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind.
 
[01:51] <@Rycona> Thanks.
 
[01:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35
 
[01:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking.
 
[01:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling.
 
[01:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet
 
�01[01:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it
 
[01:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job
 
[01:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
 
[01:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers.
 
[01:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink.
 
�01[01:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open?
 
[01:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol.
 
[01:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect.
 
[01:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message?
 
[01:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again.
 
[01:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!!
 
[01:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy....
 
[01:57] <@LowEndLem> next
 
�01[01:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride
 
[01:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly?
 
�01[01:57] <@Fernin> go
 
[01:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane.
 
[01:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill"
 
[02:01] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside!
 
[02:01] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk.
 
[02:02] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything
 
[02:02] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession
 
[02:02] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song
 
[02:03] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel.
 
�01[02:03] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much
 
[02:03] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter.
 
[02:03] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good.
 
[02:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day.
 
[02:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused.
 
�01[02:04] <@Fernin> haha
 
[02:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher
 
[02:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever!
 
[02:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud.
 
[02:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels?
 
[02:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine
 
[02:06] <@Rycona> Hmmm.
 
�01[02:06] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?"
 
�01[02:07] <@Fernin> next part, set?
 
[02:08] <@LowEndLem> tep
 
[02:08] <@Rycona> Yup.
 
�01[02:08] <@Fernin> go
 
[02:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself.
 
[02:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb?
 
�01[02:10] <@Fernin> ...er?
 
�01[02:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something?
 
[02:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie.
 
�01[02:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad
 
[02:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads
 
[02:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat!
 
[02:11] <+not_sure> swing*
 
[02:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting
 
[02:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant
 
�01[02:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double
 
[02:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI?
 
[02:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role.
 
�01[02:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane
 
[02:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane.
 
[02:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT?
 
[02:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office?
 
[02:13] <@Rycona> * - '
 
�01[02:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer
 
[02:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this.
 
�01[02:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves
 
[02:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't
 
[02:15] <@LowEndLem> STOP DETAILING YOUR PLAN
 
�01[02:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat
 
[02:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either.
 
�01[02:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it
 
[02:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it
 
�01[02:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity
 
�01[02:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko
 
[02:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie.
 
[02:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things.
 
[02:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books
 
[02:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It.
 
[02:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all
 
[02:18] <@Rycona> True.
 
�01[02:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie
 
�01[02:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere!
 
[02:19] <@LowEndLem> k
 
�01[02:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go
 
[02:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you.
 
[02:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for
 
[02:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block.
 
[02:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie.
 
�01[02:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene...
 
[02:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R.
 
[02:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet"
 
�01[02:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour...
 
�01[02:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour
 
�01[02:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea
 
[02:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite.
 
[02:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail!
 
[02:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something
 
[02:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats.
 
[02:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13!
 
[02:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay
 
[02:29] <@LowEndLem> weee
 
[02:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag.
 
�03[02:29] * FabriqueAuMexique (~eggburns@S01060011950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT3K
 
[02:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha
 
�01[02:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcNDery_Ic&feature=related
 
[02:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough!
 
[02:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig.
 
[02:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier
 
[02:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left
 
[02:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool
 
[02:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis.
 
�01[02:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf
 
[02:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... "
 
[02:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel
 
[02:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy
 
[02:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man?
 
[02:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry
 
[02:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books.
 
[02:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready
 
[02:32] <@LowEndLem> ready
 
�01[02:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then
 
[02:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid.
 
�01[02:32] <@Fernin> go!
 
[02:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending
 
[02:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring.
 
[02:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever
 
[02:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well.
 
[02:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer...
 
[02:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe.
 
�01[02:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny?
 
�01[02:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety
 
[02:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both
 
[02:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge.
 
[02:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever.
 
[02:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents.
 
�01[02:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother
 
[02:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on
 
�01[02:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere
 
[02:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/
 
[02:37] <@LowEndLem> ....
 
[02:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT
 
�01[02:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that?
 
�01[02:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well
 
[02:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes.
 
[02:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air.
 
[02:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground...
 
[02:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something!
 
�01[02:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once
 
[02:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future.
 
[02:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo
 
[02:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman!
 
[02:41] <@LowEndLem> next!
 
[02:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready
 
�01[02:41] <@Fernin> last part!
 
�01[02:41] <@Fernin> go!
 
[02:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time.
 
[02:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying
 
[02:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart
 
[02:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny!
 
�01[02:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves
 
[02:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe.
 
[02:43] <@LowEndLem> BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
 
�01[02:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself
 
�01[02:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book
 
[02:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know
 
[02:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along.
 
[02:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling...
 
[02:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh
 
�01[02:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen!
 
[02:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone
 
[02:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold
 
[02:46] <@Rycona> Haha.
 
[02:47] <@LowEndLem> close!
 
[02:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler.
 
[02:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg.
 
�01[02:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie
 
[02:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them
 
[02:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix.
 
�01[02:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure
 
[02:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup
 
[02:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit.
 
[02:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles.
 
[02:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits.
 
[02:52] <@Rycona> Fin.
 
[02:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting
 
 
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Latest revision as of 00:10, 11 February 2010

The Producers, original version was the twentieth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief.

Log

[22:56:15] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go! [22:56:28] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Wait, no! [22:56:30] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Stop! [22:56:35] <@TARDISman> Blargh [22:56:41] <@TARDISman> What's up? [22:56:43] <@Fernin> ? [22:56:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Youtube you fucking bastard! [22:56:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Part 1 was loaded all the way to the end... starting three centimetres in [22:57:18] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Whatever, I'll join in at part 2 [22:57:27] <@TARDISman> Ok then [22:57:40] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go! [22:58:15] <@TARDISman> I forgot about him and old people [22:58:20] <@Rycona> Checky is indeed wonderful. [22:58:50] <@Rycona> I'd keep that cabinet locked, in case some old bitty gets nosy. [22:59:31] <@TARDISman> Is everyone at the credits? [22:59:39] <@Fernin> yep [22:59:50] <@TARDISman> Ok, at most I'm 5 seconds off [23:00:23] <@Rycona> What about Papa's table? [23:00:32] <@Fernin> Papa's table is firewood now [23:00:32] <@Rycona> ...and it jsut went furry. [23:00:34] <@Rycona> just* [23:00:38] <@TARDISman> Nevermind [23:01:29] <@Rycona> She's probably a republican too. [23:02:46] <@Fernin> no one could feel better enough for that [23:03:08] <@Rycona> Furries and roleplay... [23:03:17] <@TARDISman> We've crossed into the dark realms now [23:03:37] <@Fernin> the things a man has to do to put food on his table [23:04:11] <@Rycona> Good thing babies and animals don't write checks. [23:04:23] <@TARDISman> In 3 or 4 parts I'm gonna have to run for a minute [23:06:41] <@TARDISman> ! [23:07:58] <@Rycona> I'll steal this coat. [23:08:23] <@TARDISman> Not gonna lie, I kinda like Nathan Lane a bit better [23:08:46] <@Rycona> I keep wishing he was Jackie Gleason. [23:08:50] <@TARDISman> Figgy! [23:08:58] <not_sure> all my readies in advance again [23:08:58] <@Fernin> agreed, I prefer Nathan Lane in his role [23:09:07] <@Fernin> but Gene Wilder totally outperforms Matthew Broderick [23:09:19] <@TARDISman> That goes without saying [23:09:26] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder's a fuckin' master [23:09:45] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Okay! [23:09:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o/ [23:09:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ? [23:09:52] <@TARDISman> Ready [23:10:01] <@Rycona> Ready. [23:10:01] <@Fernin> ready [23:10:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go! [23:10:17] <@TARDISman> And there goes his pants [23:10:51] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol Willy Wonka [23:11:53] <@Fernin> Cough! [23:12:07] <@Rycona> They must be recording lude Diet Coke commercials in the parking lot. [23:12:39] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder [23:12:42] * @TARDISman salutes [23:12:47] <@Rycona> Indeed. [23:13:39] <@Fernin> the pacing of the new one's nicer, nowhere near as fast as this [23:13:57] <@TARDISman> I remember seeing this live last year [23:14:00] <@TARDISman> It was fantastic [23:14:20] <@TARDISman> They had a nice balance of Lane and Wilder sort of characters [23:14:40] <@Fernin> Mostel can scream, I'll give him that [23:15:24] <@Rycona> Wake me if there's a fire in some old granny crotch. [23:15:37] <@TARDISman> This is like the pinnacle of the get rich quick scheme [23:16:11] <@Rycona> I hope Matthew Lesko busts through the door in his question mark suit. [23:16:26] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha [23:16:58] <@TARDISman> Second Base! [23:17:06] <@Rycona> Haha. [23:17:21] <@Rycona> The ol' reacharound rope-a-dope. [23:18:28] <@TARDISman> This definitely had the volume [23:18:40] <@Rycona> I love this. [23:19:27] <@TARDISman> That'd disturb the shit outta me [23:19:36] <@Rycona> Hmm. Some of the mannerisms remind me of Howie Mandell. [23:20:13] <@Fernin> a lunch fit for kings [23:20:28] <@TARDISman> I can see where this is going [23:20:36] <@TARDISman> I think I just had this earlier [23:20:43] <@TARDISman> Yep I just had this [23:20:59] <@Fernin> mmm, park corner hot dogs from a random vendor [23:21:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready? [23:21:07] <@TARDISman> In New York! [23:21:07] <@Rycona> Mouthy hot dog vendors. What culture. [23:21:15] <@Fernin> ready [23:21:18] <@TARDISman> Those're my father's people! [23:21:20] <@TARDISman> Ready [23:21:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo! [23:21:27] <@Rycona> Red D. [23:22:01] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ope [23:23:59] <@TARDISman> Fantastic cue [23:24:21] <@TARDISman> He's wet again isn't he? [23:24:35] <@Fernin> yes, but he's not hysterical, or in pain [23:24:42] <@TARDISman> True [23:24:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hehe [23:26:27] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha, that title always gets me [23:27:12] <@TARDISman> Concierge [23:27:22] <@Fernin> Manhattan-accented French, good stuff [23:27:31] <@TARDISman> Boirds [23:28:01] <@Fernin> ugh, so glad they removed her character in the new one [23:28:47] <@TARDISman> Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it [23:31:03] <@Rycona> Yelling is German is scary. [23:31:05] <@Rycona> in* [23:31:23] <@Fernin> say anything in German over a normal speaking voice and you'll sound scary [23:31:27] <@Rycona> I had a conductor for a bi-county chorus do that sometimes. He was joking, but it's still scary. [23:31:33] <@Fernin> whole language makes you sound angry [23:32:01] <@TARDISman> Yep, one of my friends is learning Japanese after 4 years of German [23:32:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready? [23:32:25] <@Fernin> ready [23:32:30] <@TARDISman> Ready [23:32:45] <@Rycona> Ready. [23:33:16] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo! [23:35:26] <@Fernin> fantastic way to tell him "Go away!" [23:35:54] <@Rycona> It could've been a guy talking to his mother. [23:37:46] <@Rycona> Money, money, money, is all you need. [23:37:59] <@Fernin> old version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder [23:38:44] <@Fernin> I like Ulla as an actual character, rather than an empty-headed bimbo whose entire purpose is eye candy [23:38:47] <@Rycona> She is smokin'. [23:38:56] <@TARDISman> Whooooooooo! [23:39:09] <@Rycona> This movie has everything. [23:39:16] <@TARDISman> Comedy, boobs and money [23:39:19] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I like her as eye candy [23:39:32] <@Rycona> He fondles the oldies and ogles the hippies. [23:40:22] <@Rycona> That's very phallic of her. [23:40:27] <@TARDISman> Did you see the size of that damn lighter? [23:42:02] <@Rycona> Yes, motel! [23:42:56] <@Rycona> I've never seen a gay werewolf before. [23:43:03] <@TARDISman> Holy balls [23:44:20] <@TARDISman> Ready [23:44:24] <@Fernin> ready [23:44:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o? [23:44:33] <@Rycona> Ready-i. [23:44:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure? [23:44:59] <not_sure> still here [23:45:17] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo [23:47:12] <@TARDISman> You figure this'll still be up tomorrow? [23:47:26] <@Fernin> hopefully [23:47:32] <@Fernin> any that I don't get blocked, I'm leaving [23:47:58] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Huh? [23:48:02] <@TARDISman> Ok then, Iowa friend wants to watch it but she has to be up at 8 tomorrow [23:49:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> "Open Call for the Role of Adolf Hitler" lol [23:49:59] <@TARDISman> In New York no less [23:50:14] <@Rycona> I bet Glenn Beck is up there. [23:50:22] <@TARDISman> Probably [23:50:25] <@TARDISman> Now he's crying [23:50:51] <@Rycona> He sounds like a muppet. [23:50:58] <@TARDISman> Yeah [23:51:05] <@Rycona> He does kind of look like Frank Oz too. [23:51:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Sounds like Peewee [23:51:38] <@TARDISman> Somebody's got a stick up his ass so far he's tasting pine [23:53:14] <@Rycona> I love that Andy Warhol jewelery. [23:53:23] <@TARDISman> Totally working that soup can! [23:54:01] <@TARDISman> He's... got... finger... cymbals... [23:54:17] <@TARDISman> And boots the size of Lithuania [23:54:28] <@Fernin> I think this is the only song in the movie I interrupted [23:54:37] <@Fernin> but that's mostly because it's so damn long... [23:56:05] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Preparado? [23:56:07] <@TARDISman> HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP THAT SONG?! [23:56:12] <@TARDISman> ...Whatever [23:56:12] <@Fernin> ready [23:56:17] <@TARDISman> Ready [23:56:22] <@Rycona> Rojo [23:56:36] <not_sure> . [23:56:41] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo! [23:56:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally dig this song, though [23:57:45] <@TARDISman> Oh god [23:57:49] <@TARDISman> Here we go1 [23:57:50] <@TARDISman> ! [23:58:03] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally knew they wouldn't give a full song to a reject [23:59:13] <@TARDISman> Jawohl! [00:00:04] <@Rycona> What he doesn't know is that the theatre is a giant gas chambers. Leo is enacting the True Revenge technique. [00:00:20] <@Rycona> chamber* [00:01:39] <@Rycona> I'd give her two medals also. [00:01:57] <@TARDISman> Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party! [00:02:20] <@Rycona> "Honest" Leo is all excited about the ploy now. [00:02:59] <@TARDISman> God /damn/ that crowd shot is a classic [00:03:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Agreed [00:03:44] <@Rycona> The pillars -> tank cannons is great. [00:04:01] <@TARDISman> Every time there's a crowd shot on the simpsons, the commentary references that [00:04:24] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol [00:04:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hippie Hitler is wonderful [00:04:55] <@TARDISman> Hitler: He's dangerously camp [00:06:24] <@TARDISman> Mel Brooks hasn't had his cameo yet has he? [00:06:47] <@Fernin> nope... I don't remember where he comes in in this one, if even at all [00:06:56] <@Rycona> I think he does. [00:07:14] <@Rycona> The second nazi filler line sounded like a Brooks dub. [00:07:25] <@TARDISman> I know that was him in the new one [00:07:26] <@Rycona> From the overture. [00:07:34] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready/ [00:07:35] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ? [00:07:36] <@Fernin> ready [00:07:42] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Gah [00:07:43] <@TARDISman> Ready [00:07:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I swear it's the shift key, not my pinky [00:08:03] <@Rycona> dim Ready[] [00:08:04] <@Fernin> no, in the new one, he doesn't show up until the very last line aftter the credits [00:08:15] <@TARDISman> Oh, right... [00:08:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure? [00:08:32] <not_sure> you know I am [00:08:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> !ready [00:08:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ...? [00:08:53] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go! [00:10:02] <@TARDISman> Hahaha, See no evil [00:10:33] <@Rycona> Dun dun dun! [00:10:48] <not_sure> 4 wrongs make a right [00:12:55] <not_sure> he sounds a lot like Robin Williams [00:13:06] <@Rycona> I was thinking that as well. [00:13:37] <@TARDISman> Wow, delayed reaction [00:13:46] <@TARDISman> Perfect for comedic effect though [00:14:10] <@Rycona> Yogi? [00:14:31] <@Rycona> I don't like seeing ribs though. [00:14:43] <@Rycona> Sexier in the nightgown dress. [00:14:56] <@TARDISman> Yeah definitely [00:15:37] <@TARDISman> Apart from him I don't think anybody's gonna get past the secretary [00:15:46] <@Rycona> Haha. [00:16:37] <@TARDISman> Wooooo! Wonka's kickin ass! [00:16:47] <@Rycona> His Jew Rage gauge was filled. [00:17:05] <@Fernin> good thing Nazi Jr. there's a terrible shot [00:18:43] <@TARDISman> Luger fail [00:19:06] <@Rycona> Unlike Of Mice and Men, the retard doesn't get shot in this one. [00:19:20] <@TARDISman> Ohohohoho, Lennie [00:19:47] <@TARDISman> Oh jeez [00:19:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready? [00:19:52] <@TARDISman> Ready [00:19:53] <not_sure> . [00:19:56] <@Fernin> ready' [00:20:02] <@Rycona> Flink. [00:20:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo! [00:20:55] <@Rycona> When things get nasty, Use Bombs. [00:21:11] * @TARDISman starts singing the Bomb jingle [00:21:35] <@TARDISman> Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiillllllll! [00:21:35] <@Fernin> where do a trio of mooks like that just happen to get a bundle of dynamite? [00:21:38] <@Rycona> nothing like pimping your own site in context. [00:21:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Acme catalogue [00:22:41] <@Rycona> You're not triple fat, only regular fat. [00:22:46] <@Rycona> And morally currpt. [00:22:50] <@Rycona> corrupt* [00:23:00] * @TARDISman thumbs up [00:23:40] <@TARDISman> There that is [00:23:50] <@TARDISman> Bahahahahahaha! [00:24:04] <@Rycona> Incredibly guilty! Double the sentence! [00:24:22] <@TARDISman> Phoenix really failed this case [00:25:10] <@TARDISman> Hit Franz, hit franz... [00:25:51] <@TARDISman> He's right there... in a full body cast [00:25:59] <@TARDISman> Just swing a bit to the right [00:26:41] <@TARDISman> Aaaaaaahahahahhahaaha, his middle finger! [00:28:26] <not_sure> well that was fun [00:28:42] <@Fernin> I still find the new one to be more fun [00:28:57] <@Fernin> better paced, better songs... slightly less screaming [00:29:08] <@TARDISman> But less Wilder [00:29:10] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I give that movie a thumbs up [00:29:16] <@TARDISman> Which is a detractor [00:29:22] <@FabriqueAuMexique> And you can't top those songs [00:30:08] <@TARDISman> Springtime's always a classic [00:31:05] <@Rycona> Wee.