Cpt. Fantastic is a frequent reader/visitor, infrequent contributor to the Sydlexia forums. Although he has been around for a couple years, he generally doesn't have anything useful and/or interesting to say.
Cpt. Fantastic was born in the beautiful Pacific Northwest in the late 1970s. Once, in third grade, Cathy Daugherty (real name withheld) let him kiss her with tongue.
The Cpt. sues people. For anything. His favorite is NIED.
Long black robes. Gavels.
Ummm, the Cpt. has yet to figure out how to do this. But don't worry, he'll sue someone soon and force them to tell him.