Watership Down was the twelfth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Not Sure, and pineapple. SpraCoalee was with us at the start, but left halfway through.
[21:52:08] <@Tofurkey> Ok... GO!!!
[21:52:12] <UsaSatsui> No, wait...I mean "Mmm-hmm"
[21:52:37] <UsaSatsui> It start with Bunny Genesis
[21:53:07] <Fernin> I always wondered how to pronounce that
[21:53:46] <UsaSatsui> Telling God to fuck off never ends well...
[21:53:55] <+not_sure> I can't pronounce it after hearing it 5 times
[21:54:23] <Fernin> om nom nom
[21:54:27] <UsaSatsui> "The bunnies are only sleeping, kids"
[21:56:22] <UsaSatsui> So the lesson here is, "If you make God mad, he'll tell everything else on earth to kill you".
[21:57:12] <@Tofurkey> Art Garfunkel?
[21:57:19] <UsaSatsui> Art Garfunkel.
[21:57:28] <@Tofurkey> Wow
[21:57:54] <UsaSatsui> The song is only good because it's a chance to get a snack and not miss anything
[22:00:26] <@Tofurkey> What an ugly bunny he is
[22:00:27] <UsaSatsui> ...ut-oh. cigarettes.
[22:01:08] <UsaSatsui> ...what was in that cigarette anyways?
[22:01:14] <Fernin> yay, nightmare fuel!
[22:01:45] <UsaSatsui> "They'll think you're out of your mind". Okay.
[22:02:14] <@Tofurkey> Done
[22:02:18] <@Tofurkey> Ready?
[22:02:22] <+not_sure> uh-huh
[22:02:31] <Fernin> yep
[22:02:36] <UsaSatsui> yeah
[22:02:38] <Spracoalee> give me 1 min.
[22:03:15] <Fernin> when you said earlier that they load automatically, Spra... what was it you meant by that?
[22:03:41] <Spracoalee> they just load up really fast
[22:04:05] <Spracoalee> ok, I'm ready, just had to get a drink
[22:04:15] <Fernin> ...kind of like they do for... any person with a good internet connection, then
[22:04:31] <@Tofurkey> Try this again
[22:04:33] <UsaSatsui> Am I talking too much?
[22:04:33] <@Tofurkey> Ready?
[22:04:36] <Spracoalee> nope.
[22:04:40] <@Tofurkey> No, we're all dead quiet
[22:04:50] <Spracoalee> I'm ready.
[22:04:51] <UsaSatsui> I know the movie pretty well, so...
[22:05:08] <@Tofurkey> I've got to grab my chicken
[22:05:11] <UsaSatsui> Ready, but should we see if we're getting another person before we start?
[22:05:23] <+not_sure> isn't it kinda late for that
[22:05:31] <Spracoalee> it's cool, I don't mind, if this was City Of God or Lion King I'd be doing the same thing
[22:05:59] <UsaSatsui> ...um...dude, we don't need to know about your masturbatory habits.
[22:06:15] <Spracoalee> =-)
[22:07:14] <UsaSatsui> Fun fact, BTW: The little rabbit's name is "Fiver" because he was the runt of the litter, the fifth one born. Rabbits can only count to 4, anything past that is "hriar" or "thousands"
[22:08:06] <Spracoalee> before we begin, what's the difference between Rabbits & Bunnies?
[22:08:28] <UsaSatsui> His name in rabbit-languae is "hrairroo" or "the little one out of a thousand"
[22:08:41] <UsaSatsui> The same difference between "cats" and "kitties"
[22:09:07] <Spracoalee> Ohhhh! Continue
[22:09:11] <UsaSatsui> "bunny" is just a nickname for a rabbit or a hare.
[22:09:28] <@Tofurkey> Fiver pissed me off much less in the book, when I read it I didn't give him that annoying twitchy voice he has here
[22:09:30] <@Tofurkey> Anyway, I'm back
[22:09:56] <UsaSatsui> The voice does suit him though. Is Pineapple coming or no?
[22:10:38] <Spracoalee> Usa, whe did this come out?
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[22:11:04] <pineapple> okay
[22:11:12] <@Tofurkey> (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2o9QWGrSJ8&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2o9QWGrSJ8&feature=related
[22:11:17] <UsaSatsui> Um...checking the DVD cover it says 1978, but that seems suspect.
[22:11:19] <@Tofurkey> Get the other parts loading, too
[22:11:32] <Fernin> nineteen seventy... something is all I remember
[22:11:34] <@Tofurkey> Tell me when Part 2 is halfway loaded
[22:11:53] <UsaSatsui> Yeah, 1978. Shit
[22:11:56] <UsaSatsui> The year I was born
[22:11:59] <pineapple> Okay
[22:12:05] <@Tofurkey> OKAY
[22:12:11] <@Tofurkey> Third time, everyone read?
[22:12:12] <@Tofurkey> y
[22:12:13] <@Tofurkey> ?
[22:12:16] <UsaSatsui> Book was 1972
[22:12:20] <+not_sure> y
[22:12:20] <Fernin> yes
[22:12:21] <@Tofurkey> I knew that
[22:12:38] <UsaSatsui> I wasn't telling you. And yes
[22:12:41] <Spracoalee> I'm done making an ass of myself, I'm ready!
[22:12:46] <@Tofurkey> Just sayin'
[22:12:50] <@Tofurkey> Pineapple?
[22:13:07] <pineapple> ready
[22:13:12] <@Tofurkey> Ok, go!
[22:13:57] <UsaSatsui> Yeah, that really works. "Look, Secret Service guy, when have I ever asked to see the President before?"
[22:14:48] <+not_sure> bad danger, as opposed to good danger
[22:15:19] <UsaSatsui> Never suggest leaving during mating season.
[22:15:39] <UsaSatsui> Oooo, someone's in trouble.
[22:16:00] <Spracoalee> "I don't know guys, this doesn't seem like a good idea."
[22:16:30] <UsaSatsui> See, that's his special power. He can read.
[22:16:44] <UsaSatsui> Nazi bunnies.
[22:17:06] <Fernin> been a long time since I've looked at the bunny dictionary... owl-wha?
[22:17:34] <UsaSatsui> Yes, NS, apparently opposed to a good danger
[22:17:42] <@Tofurkey> Owsla?
[22:17:49] <UsaSatsui> "Owsla" is the army, essentially
[22:17:53] <UsaSatsui> The police.
[22:18:02] <Fernin> ah, right
[22:18:07] <Spracoalee> Does he really think he can take all of them?
[22:18:16] <UsaSatsui> Holly's pretty badass.
[22:18:27] <pineapple> Which one's Holly?
[22:18:42] <UsaSatsui> The one they just fucked up
[22:19:48] <Fernin> "If I hop into this shadow, he won't see me!"
[22:19:52] <UsaSatsui> AH! Pop-up badger!
[22:20:20] <UsaSatsui> That badger is so poorly animated I laugh every time I see it.
[22:20:25] <Spracoalee> holy hell....
[22:21:15] <UsaSatsui> Laaaaaaaaaaassssssssssieeeeeeee!
[22:21:48] <UsaSatsui> Fail
[22:22:43] <UsaSatsui> Nah. That idea will never come in handy again. Never happen.
[22:23:22] <@Tofurkey> Ready?
[22:23:26] <Fernin> ready
[22:23:30] <+not_sure> yeah
[22:23:36] <pineapple> yes
[22:23:40] <UsaSatsui> So are the children scarred for life yet?
[22:23:57] <UsaSatsui> I need a minute
[22:24:49] <Spracoalee> pretty good movie so far.
[22:25:30] <pineapple> Yeah I've never seen it before but it seems interesting.
[22:26:02] <@Tofurkey> I read the book, haven't seen the movie
[22:26:13] <UsaSatsui> Okay, ready
[22:26:34] <Spracoalee> ready
[22:26:36] <UsaSatsui> Starting at the still, that's scarily realistic looking roadkill
[22:26:45] <pineapple> xD
[22:26:48] <Fernin> agreed
[22:26:57] <@Tofurkey> NS?
[22:27:02] <+not_sure> anytime
[22:27:08] <@Tofurkey> Okey, goo!
[22:27:12] <pineapple> gooo
[22:27:32] <Spracoalee> roo-do-do?
[22:29:13] <pineapple> Damnnn
[22:29:25] <Fernin> Satsui, tell'm about Violet
[22:29:26] <pineapple> That hawk is a beast.
[22:29:33] <UsaSatsui> And the best part: That character wasn't even in the book
[22:29:40] <UsaSatsui> They added her JUST to kill her there.
[22:29:51] <pineapple> Seriously? Haha.
[22:30:47] <UsaSatsui> Yep. They added a red shirt just to get it killed
[22:31:22] <Fernin> smooth, ya pissed off the owl
[22:32:26] <UsaSatsui> I wonder why they played that scene for comedy. Probably because the rest of the damn movie is so terrifying
[22:33:42] * Fernin just remembered this scene.
[22:33:58] <UsaSatsui> I think that was the wrong voice there out of Fiver
[22:34:23] <Spracoalee> their eyes are creepy...
[22:34:25] <UsaSatsui> I just noticed that
[22:35:09] <Fernin> Cowslip's voice is familiar, any idea who it is, Satsui?
[22:35:51] <UsaSatsui> No, but I can look it up...
[22:36:36] <UsaSatsui> Marcus Brody?
[22:36:58] <UsaSatsui> (Link: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001186/)http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001186/
[22:37:21] <@Tofurkey> Ready?
[22:37:24] <pineapple> Ready
[22:37:34] <UsaSatsui> "I've had enough"...yeah, I can't stand goth bunny poetry either
[22:37:36] <Fernin> ready
[22:37:43] <+not_sure> yeah
[22:37:44] <Spracoalee> ready
[22:37:51] <@Tofurkey> Dokey, go!
[22:38:02] <Fernin> ohh, nope, Selsdon is who I recognize him as
[22:38:04] <UsaSatsui> Sure, I'm ready
[22:38:41] <UsaSatsui> "hraka" is exctiment
[22:39:16] <UsaSatsui> er...excriment
[22:39:27] <UsaSatsui> er...sit
[22:39:31] <UsaSatsui> FUCK
[22:39:36] <+not_sure> excrement
[22:39:46] <UsaSatsui> And he's wearing the crimson mask!
[22:39:51] <Spracoalee> holy shit
[22:40:07] <pineapple> Damn, wtf.
[22:40:32] <Spracoalee> and this was suppose to be for kids? jesus....
[22:40:42] <+not_sure> and now they eat him
[22:41:13] <UsaSatsui> Yay, he's alive!
[22:41:29] <Fernin> *hawk appears from offscreen and grabs Bigwig*
[22:41:33] <pineapple> mmm, rabbit meat
[22:42:44] <UsaSatsui> Hazel strikes sort of a creepy pedophile vibe here...
[22:43:05] <UsaSatsui> "Just you...and me...on the farm...alone"
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[22:44:25] <UsaSatsui> Helllooooooo ladies...
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[22:45:30] <Fernin> wait, was that the cat who said "You'll see"?
[22:45:35] <UsaSatsui> Yep
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[22:46:07] <UsaSatsui> "Fuckin' bunnies...I'm just gonna lick myself"
[22:46:12] <Fernin> damn, ruined my joke of cats and dogs not being able to speak, even though rabbits can
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[22:46:54] <UsaSatsui> Someone forget Keehar
[22:47:13] <UsaSatsui> Heeeeeeeey kids!
[22:47:34] <pineapple> ready
[22:47:40] <Tofurkey> Link?
[22:47:44] <Fernin> ready... for more nightmare fuel!
[22:47:49] <Fernin> (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkU1lyvPn_A&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkU1lyvPn_A&feature=related
[22:48:02] <UsaSatsui> Need a moment
[22:48:16] <+not_sure> ready whenever
[22:48:25] <Spracoalee> I'm was behind by at least a minute
[22:48:46] <Tofurkey> Yeah, you have to press Play when I say go
[22:49:07] <Spracoalee> I'm ready
[22:49:44] <UsaSatsui> Ready
[22:49:53] <Tofurkey> Fernin, NS, and Pineapple?
[22:50:00] <Fernin> still ready
[22:50:03] <pineapple> All go
[22:50:07] <+not_sure> always ready
[22:50:11] <Tofurkey> Go=go!
[22:50:48] <+not_sure> hehe... PG
[22:50:51] <pineapple> That shit is eerie.
[22:51:06] <UsaSatsui> "Humans suck"
[22:51:08] <Spracoalee> wow.
[22:51:24] <UsaSatsui> He wandered for days, but they've only been gone for maybe 3 days.
[22:53:09] <UsaSatsui> He's one badass rabbit. He went through hell twice.
[22:53:25] <UsaSatsui> Though in the book, it wasn't all at once like that.
[22:53:38] <Spracoalee> much worse?
[22:54:01] <+not_sure> good times are surely ahead
[22:54:42] <UsaSatsui> Well, in the book, he got fucked up pretty bad twice before even meeting up with the main group, then later got fucked up by the other rabbits.
[22:55:37] <UsaSatsui> Yes, he said that
[22:55:45] <pineapple> haha, funny ass bird
[22:56:09] <UsaSatsui> Piss off!
[22:56:11] <Spracoalee> Russia?
[22:56:20] <UsaSatsui> He's not hurt, he's just Russian, so he's drunk.
[22:57:12] <UsaSatsui> "Oh, shit, we forgot the chicks!"
[22:57:58] <Spracoalee> "is that where the candy is?"
[22:58:33] <UsaSatsui> "You schtoopid bunnies!"
[22:59:21] <pineapple> He's gotta take off and everything lol.
[22:59:34] <UsaSatsui> Keehar is awesome and hiliarious.
[22:59:39] <+not_sure> who's says you can't fly drunk
[22:59:44] <UsaSatsui> As are most Russians
[23:00:20] <+not_sure> ready whenever
[23:00:25] <pineapple> I'm ready.
[23:00:28] <Fernin> yep, ready
[23:00:30] <Spracoalee> ready
[23:00:35] <UsaSatsui> And just keep this in mind. The entire second half of this kid's movie is a hunt for sex
[23:01:00] <Tofurkey> Ready?
[23:01:16] <UsaSatsui> I think that may be the reason they added in Violet. "We had a girl, but she died" is less stupid than "We forgot to bring females"
[23:01:19] <UsaSatsui> Ready whenever
[23:01:30] <Tofurkey> Okey dokey, go
[23:01:39] <UsaSatsui> Though the fights over the one female would have been epix
[23:01:43] <UsaSatsui> epic, too
[23:02:25] <UsaSatsui> "Please come with us. It's a total sausage fest on the hill"
[23:03:28] <pineapple> Damn, that's some good aim.
[23:03:32] <Spracoalee> Shit!
[23:03:50] <UsaSatsui> I wish these guys would speak English.
[23:05:12] <UsaSatsui> Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conw...er, Art Garfunkel.
[23:05:33] <Tofurkey> I could never tell his and Simon's parts apart
[23:05:43] <Spracoalee> is this where he finds himself?
[23:06:08] <UsaSatsui> I'll be taking my headphones off for a while
[23:06:12] <UsaSatsui> This song is awful
[23:06:59] <UsaSatsui> And this entire part is pointless
[23:07:21] <pineapple> Fuck, I forgot something at work. I'll go pick it up now, and hopefully be back in time to catch part 7/8.
[23:07:27] <Spracoalee> ..........huh?
[23:08:00] <UsaSatsui> That was essentially Rabbit Death he was following.
[23:08:03] <UsaSatsui> The Black Rabbit
[23:08:11] <UsaSatsui> Remember, Fiver is prophetic and stuff.
[23:08:30] <pineapple> Be right back.
[23:08:54] <Spracoalee> It's just a flesh wound, walk it off son
[23:10:16] <UsaSatsui> And because it's not violent enough, let's hit a couple of bunnies with a fuckin' train
[23:11:16] <Tofurkey> Ready?
[23:11:20] <Spracoalee> So that one rabbit with the one green eye and white eye is the mafioso of their world?
[23:11:22] <+not_sure> yeah
[23:11:23] <Fernin> ready
[23:11:38] <Spracoalee> yeah.
[23:11:49] <Tofurkey> Satsui?
[23:11:52] <UsaSatsui> Ready
[23:11:52] <Fernin> didn't you have Woundwart as your avatar at one time, Satsui?
[23:12:02] <Tofurkey> Go-o
[23:12:22] <UsaSatsui> Yep, and still do on your board, I think.
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[23:12:35] <UsaSatsui> Had Bigwig too
[23:13:35] <UsaSatsui> That picture right there, actually
[23:15:42] <UsaSatsui> ...did he just offer up sex slaves as a perk?
[23:18:31] <UsaSatsui> Nah, he won't attract any attention
[23:19:28] <UsaSatsui> "You might be a spy." "No I'm not" "Okay"
[23:21:27] <+not_sure> k
[23:21:46] <Fernin> ready
[23:21:48] <UsaSatsui> Tension is mounting
[23:22:11] <Tofurkey> Okay, go
[23:22:17] <UsaSatsui> You people need to talk more.
[23:22:39] <Tofurkey> I'm sorry, I'm quiet as fuck, I admit
[23:22:42] <Tofurkey> I'm engrossed
[23:23:11] <UsaSatsui> Bigwig has problems with authority.
[23:24:20] <UsaSatsui> Awesome moment
[23:26:13] <UsaSatsui> Here comes the bunny gestapo...
[23:27:26] <UsaSatsui> That storm ended pretty quickly...
[23:27:59] <Fernin> "I trusted you. I knew you less than a day, but I trusted you!"
[23:28:29] <UsaSatsui> He's now been fired from two Owsla jobs.
[23:29:10] <+not_sure> pig water, huh'
[23:29:16] <UsaSatsui> Something not quite made clear in the movie is that the
concept of "floating" is alien to rabbits. So they didn't just escape from Woundwort, they just blew his fucking mind.
[23:29:52] <Fernin> they seemed to have a pretty good handle on floating when they found that board...
[23:30:22] <UsaSatsui> It was mostly just the one rabbit.
[23:30:35] <UsaSatsui> It's a subtlety you can't really show in film.
[23:31:05] <Tofurkey> All ready?
[23:31:09] <Fernin> yep
[23:31:11] <+not_sure> yeah
[23:31:23] <UsaSatsui> But it's explained as a big part of -why- Woundwort couldn't let them go in the book. It wasn't just the escape, but the fact the strange rabbits completely mindfucked him that threatened his authurity
[23:31:30] <UsaSatsui> Or whatever the word is. Go.
[23:31:31] <UsaSatsui> Er, ready
[23:31:37] <Tofurkey> Goo!
[23:34:35] <Fernin> hm, if I recall correctly, "tharn" is... scared shitless?
[23:34:40] <+not_sure> Lisa need braces
[23:34:43] <UsaSatsui> Pretty much, yeah
[23:34:43] <+not_sure> s*
[23:35:02] <UsaSatsui> Fright strong enough to induce fatal shock
[23:35:09] <UsaSatsui> And for the record, Bigwig is not the chief.
[23:36:27] <UsaSatsui> That's red.
[23:36:42] <UsaSatsui> And another death added to the movie. He lives in the book.
[23:37:02] <UsaSatsui> They killed him off for pretty much no good reason.
[23:38:41] <UsaSatsui> Surprise!
[23:39:08] <Fernin> For kids!
[23:39:45] <+not_sure> deplorable violence is okay, as long as they don't use any naughty words
[23:39:46] <UsaSatsui> And what the hell, let's throw some piss in
[23:40:26] <+not_sure> el finale
[23:40:31] <Fernin> ready
[23:40:37] <UsaSatsui> ready
[23:40:40] <+not_sure> ready
[23:40:47] <Tofurkey> Okay goo!
[23:41:20] <UsaSatsui> Dripping blood and everything
[23:44:52] <Fernin> what an uplifting way to end the film... with the death of a main character
[23:45:16] <Tofurkey> Good movie
[23:45:23] <UsaSatsui> So. Would you show that to kids?
[23:45:33] <+not_sure> as a punishment
[23:45:39] <Fernin> not a chance
[23:45:43] <UsaSatsui> Maybe kids of the 70s were a tougher breed