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Meow can mean so much. It is almost as useful as the word "fuck".
- How are you?
- I like you.
- I want food.
- Can you pet me?
- Pick me up please.
- I need to throw up, leave me alone.
- The litter box is full, I am going to shit on your pillow now.
- I own you bitch, don't you forget it.
- Fuck you!
- No really fuck you, and here is my claw on your face to prove it.
- Oh you want more bitch? Fuck you and fuck your fucking arm and legs too.
- The pain will only stop when you give me what I want.
- Let's start with your bed. The floor is good for you, I want the fucking bed.
- Take the pillow I shit on and go on the floor.
- I want some fucking food while you are at it.
- Fuck you. Yeah, again.
- Keep that fucking ear medicine away from me!
- Okay, maybe I want that ear medicine after all.
- You fight like a dairy farmer!
Cats on the internet are usually very unfunny and overrated, as they are used way too much.