Sammy Hagar (or alternately, Sammy Gaybar, Hammy Fagar, and Hagar The Horrible) is an accomplished rock singer and tequila manufacturer. He has had a fairly successful solo career, but he is best known as being the second of three men to front the band Van Halen. Sammy is often harshly criticized as being an inferior frontman to the man who preceded him, David Lee Roth, and Roth's fans love to make fun of him. These criticisms are somewhat misguided though, as it was not Hagar's fault that Roth left the band. Rather, it was Eddie Van Halen's fault. Eddie Van Halen is a massive prick who has managed to piss off pretty much everyone he's ever known - Michael Anthony, Valerie Bertinelli, Sammy Hagar, Gary Cherone, and of course, David Lee Roth. The only people who can actually stand to be around EVH for more than a couple of years are his son Wolfgang and his brother Alex. As of 2007, Eddie and Diamond Dave seem to be getting along again, but it's only a matter of time before Eddie somehow manages to fuck things up.
- The only person who can beat Sammy Hagar in a drinking contest is Jimmy Buffet.
- "Right Now" was the best Van Halen video to feature Sammy Hagar ever. It's also being used for the McCain campaign. Ugh.
- Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony are BFFs.