The Almighty Spehornoob
the_almighty_spehornoob is a member of the SydLexia.com forums. He spends the majority of his time on the video games, movies, or general discussions forums, often posting inane shit that nobody really cares about. He also lurked on the site for far too long before joining in September of 2008.
The Origin Of Spehornoob
One day, not too long ago or far from here, a mild mannered (and slightly eccentric) teenage boy was playing the online video game Star Wars: Jedi Academy, using the player name "Sephiroth" because he was on a FFVII kick. One of his opponents, after being cheaply killed (known as a Lame), complained to the server admin. When the admin asked who was laming, the opponent replied "spehornoob!" in a desperate and vain attempt to insult the boy. The boy, intrigued by the sheer awesomeness of the name, took it as his own, and, thus, The Almighty Spehornoob was born!
Where is he now?
The Almighty Spehornoob currently resides either at Elmhurst College in Elmhurst, IL, or in the middle-of-nowhere town, Franklin Grove, IL. He is often found hating his Global Business class, listening to hick-ass country music, or being chastised for being a republican. He is also a musical theatre enthusiast. How gay is that?