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Revision as of 17:03, 11 December 2007
Van Halen is a band. They fucking rock. They've had more personnel changes than your mother's late night client roster.
1978-1984:
David Lee Roth-Vocals Eddie Van Halen-Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals Michael Anthony-Bass, Vocals Alex Van Halen-Drums
They fucking rocked.
1985-1996 Sammy Hagar-Vocals,guitar Eddie Van Halen-Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals Michael Anthony-Bass, Vocals Alex Van Halen-Drums
They pretty much sucked, but Eddie's solos still rocked shit.
1996 David Lee Roth-Vocals, Guitar Eddie Van Halen-Guitar Michael Anthony-Bass Alex Van Halen-Drums
Fucking Tease.
1998 Gary Cherone-Vocals Eddie Van Halen-Guitar, Keyboard, Vocals, Bass, Drums Michael Anthony-Bass Alex Van Halen-Drums
Good music, shitty Van Halen music.
2004 Sammy Hagar-Vocals, Guitar Eddie Van Halen-Guitar, Vocals, Bass Michael Anthony-Bass (tour) Alex Van Halen-Drums
Not bad, but definitely washed up.
2007 David Lee Roth-Vocals, Guitar, Stick-spinning, kicking, giant inflatable microphone riding Eddie Van Halen-Destroyer of today's shitty music Wolfgang Van Halen-Overweight, 16-year-old replacement for Michael Anthony Alex Van Halen-Ridiculousness
Fuck yes. FUCK YES!
Ross Rifle loves Van Halen, and owns every cd and their first 10 albums on vinyl.
Trivia
Have you seen Junior's grades?
Hey man that suit is you!
I like the way the line runs up the back of your stocking...
