Your mom

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Definition: Your Mom

The woman who gave birth to you.

Reality

The woman who yelled at you and told you how horrible you were when you were doing that.

Jokes

  • Your momma is so fat her ass has its own congressmen.
  • Your momma is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican telephone service.
  • Ross Rifle had sex with your mom.

Jokes about the Jokes

  • Ross Rifle had sex.

The Truth

Old jokes are old.

Gave me OCD