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| − | + | == '''The Legend of Ross Rifle''' == | |
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| + | Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "[[Sweet Child O' Mine]]" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard [[Eddie Van Halen]]'s legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He was lead guitarist of [[Chainsaw Symphony]], until their disbandment in 2008. He is now working on a solo album. Ross Rifle also has a [[Ross Rifle's Ball Crushing Record Collection|ball crushing record collection]]. He is now working on a solo album which is sure to be awesome. | ||
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| + | == Where Ross Lives == | ||
| + | [[Image:Ross-Canada3.jpg]] | ||
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| + | == '''Ross Rifle's Guns''' == | ||
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| + | Ross Rifle owns 7 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns": | ||
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| + | ''Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast'': Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time. | ||
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| + | ''Red'': Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s. | ||
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| + | ''Isabelle'': Black Typhoon Les Paul. Great sound, will probably become Ross' #1. | ||
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| + | ''Marion'': Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what. | ||
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| + | ''Esmerlda the Pirate Wench'': Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it. | ||
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| + | ''Betty Boop'': Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument. | ||
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| + | ''Melanie'': A Peavey JF1 EX Semi-hollowbody. Looks like a Gibson ES-335. Honeyburst. Named after his friend Mel, who was with him when he bought it. | ||
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| + | == '''Trivia''' == | ||
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| + | * Ross Rifle rules. | ||
| + | * He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a [[Ross Rifle (Gun)|Ross Rifle]]?". He laughed. | ||
| + | * [[Van Halen]] is his favourite band ever. | ||
| + | * His top 5 guitarists are as follows: [[Eddie Van Halen]], [[Slash]], [[Jimi Hendrix]], [[Jimmy Page]], [[Tony Iommi]]. | ||
| + | * His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of [[AC/DC]]. | ||
| + | * Though his favourite music lies in the [[Classic Rock]]/[[Hard Rock]]/[[Heavy Metal]] genre, he is an admitted fan of [[Frank Sinatra]], [[James Brown]], and [[Skye Sweetnam]]. | ||
| + | * He is a former [[Spelling Bee|spelling bee]] champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging. | ||
| + | * Ross wants to write for Syd. Anything music. Seriously Syd. Also, every time I read an article and see a spelling mistake, I really badly want to fix it. Really bad. | ||
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| + | == Beliefs == | ||
| + | [[Rock N' Roll]] will never die. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Forum Members]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Forum Members From Canada]] | ||
Revision as of 17:29, 25 August 2012
The Legend of Ross Rifle
Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O' Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard Eddie Van Halen's legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He was lead guitarist of Chainsaw Symphony, until their disbandment in 2008. He is now working on a solo album. Ross Rifle also has a ball crushing record collection. He is now working on a solo album which is sure to be awesome.
Where Ross Lives
Ross Rifle's Guns
Ross Rifle owns 7 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns":
Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast: Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time.
Red: Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s.
Isabelle: Black Typhoon Les Paul. Great sound, will probably become Ross' #1.
Marion: Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what.
Esmerlda the Pirate Wench: Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it.
Betty Boop: Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument.
Melanie: A Peavey JF1 EX Semi-hollowbody. Looks like a Gibson ES-335. Honeyburst. Named after his friend Mel, who was with him when he bought it.
Trivia
- Ross Rifle rules.
- He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a Ross Rifle?". He laughed.
- Van Halen is his favourite band ever.
- His top 5 guitarists are as follows: Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi.
- His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of AC/DC.
- Though his favourite music lies in the Classic Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal genre, he is an admitted fan of Frank Sinatra, James Brown, and Skye Sweetnam.
- He is a former spelling bee champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging.
- Ross wants to write for Syd. Anything music. Seriously Syd. Also, every time I read an article and see a spelling mistake, I really badly want to fix it. Really bad.
Beliefs
Rock N' Roll will never die.
