Cameron

Cameron is a member of the Sydlexia forums. This is his excessively long Sydapedia page.

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Personal

Cameron was born November 13, 1991. His hobbies include sleeping (it passes the time), playing video games, listening to music, doing really lecherous dances to music that should not be danced to, and making things worse.

He generally sticks to the Video Games and General Discussion forums, but occasionally posts in threads in other forums.

Favorite Video Games

• The Silent Hill series (particularly the second and third games, and Shattered Memories)
• Fallout 3
• The Castlevania series
• River City Ransom
• Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
• Dragon Warrior III
• Parasite Eve
• Virtua Fighter 4
• Zombies Ate My Neighbors
• Dead Rising 2
• The World Ends With You
• Ghoul School
• G.I. Joe (NES version)
• Sweet Home
• Ultima: Quest of the Avatar
• Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
• Pokemon (main series)
• The Mortal Kombat series
• The Resident Evil series

Currently Owned Consoles

• Atari 2600
• NES
• SNES
• Sega Genesis
• Virtual Boy
• Game Boy Color
• Game Boy Advance (owns two)
• Nintendo DS (owns two)
• PS2
• Xbox 360

Favorite Bands/Artists

Cameron enjoys listening to many bands and artists on occasion, but his favorites include:

• Smashing Pumpkins
• Joy Division
• Crystal Castles
• HEALTH
• Swans
• Zola Jesus
• The Cure
• Nine Inch Nails
• Depeche Mode
• Former Ghosts
• Pearl Jam
• Liars
• Coil
• Bjork

List of things Cameron can't do

• Blow his nose (no one ever taught him how, and every time he tries to, he ends up getting snot all over his mouth, which is more than a little disgusting)
• Ride a bike
• Tie anything
• Drive a vehicle
• Lose to anyone on a game of Street Fighter Alpha 3 (but only when he's using Rose)
• Hold his breath longer than 27 seconds(Cameron has confirmed via a stopwatch that he can hold his breath for 83 seconds before the desire for air becomes overwhelming)

List of things Cameron is good at

• Survival-horror games (Silent Hill, Resident Evil, etc.)
• Making things worse
• Not being good at opening stuff
• Sucking at anything related to arts & crafts
• Reading stuff that's really far away
• Taking really long showers
• Beating Silent Hill 3 on Extreme X difficulty
• Sucking in general
• Wasting time

A list of things Cameron doesn't like

• The White Castle French Onion Burger
• Nickelback
• Cheese
• The fact that every time he puts on aftershave, it somehow defies gravity and travels up his neck, up his face, and into his right eye
• Halo
• Krauser
• Cockroaches in his kitchen sink at 2 o'clock in the morning
• Chocolate
• That one time when he was seven and he got a lego stuck in his ankle
• The fact that people in Vermont get free dental insurance until they're 18, while he didn't get to go to a dentist until he was 16 because it costs over three hundred dollars for a freaking check-up in Missouri.
• People who don't like Octillery
• Random bottles of wine mysteriously appearing next to his computer
• Getting oral surgery and not being able to eat anything but mashed potatoes, yogurt, and soup for two weeks
• Urinary tract infections
• High School
• The Hoosier Hub (aka his hometown, Sullivan, MO)

Favorite Stuff

As if this page wasn't already obscenely long, here's a complete list of Cameron's favorite...stuff.

• Game - Silent Hill 3
• Band - The Smashing Pumpkins
• Songs - "Dreams" by the Cranberries, "Set The Ray To Jerry by Smashing Pumpkins, "Death" by White Lies, "Insight" by Joy Division, "Intimate" by Crystal Castles
• Album - White Light From the Mouth of Infinity by Swans
• Food - A tie between grapes and orange chicken
• Book - Concrete Island by J.G. Ballard
• Author - Arthur C. Clarke
• Movie - The Seventh Seal
• TV Show - Seinfeld...or Sex and the City...or Arrested Development...or Lost...or It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
• Street Fighter characters - Rose, Dee Jay, Sakura, and Guile, in that order
• Mortal Kombat characters - Sonya Blade & Rain (if playing 2D MK) or Baraka & Tanya (if playing 3D MK)
• Restaurant - Hometown Buffet (formerly known as Old Country Buffet).
• Beverage - Cranberry juice
• Condiment - Spicy Ranch
• Gum - Cool Mint Trident Xtra Care
• Color - Cerulean (It's BLUE, dang it.)
• Website - gee, I wonder...
• Song to dance to - "Human Behaviour" by Björk, "Bucky Done Gun" by M.I.A., "Intimate" by Crystal Castles, "Die Slow" by HEALTH, "Romantic Rights" by Death From Above 1979
• Songs to listen to while depressed - "Disorder" and "The Sound of Music" by Joy Division, "Rester" and "Past the Blue Brick Stone" by Zola Jesus, "The Figurehead" by the Cure, "Soot and Stars" by Smashing Pumpkins, Anything by Former Ghosts, "Bedridden and Dancing" by This Song Is A Mess But So Am I
• Songs to listen to while enraged - "Scarecrows on a Killer Slant" by Liars, "Tabloid Sores" by HEALTH, "Fault and Fracture" by Converge, "Faster" by Manic Street Preachers, "The Anal Staircase" by Coil

End of the page

Unless the four horsemen of the apocalypse appear and order him to so (or something else of that magnitude), Cameron won't be making any more extensions to his page other than this last section. Seriously, if you've actually read through this entire page (thank you!), he doubts you'd possibly want to know anything else about him.