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''Yellow Submarine'' was the eighteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].
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''The Shining'' was the nineteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].
  
 
==Log==
 
==Log==
 
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[22:56:15] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
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[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough
[22:56:28] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Wait, no!
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[00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when
[22:56:30] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Stop!
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[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Client closed connection�)
[22:56:35] <@TARDISman> Blargh
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[00:10] <@LowEndLem> ....
[22:56:41] <@TARDISman> What's up?
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[00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal?
[22:56:43] <@Fernin> ?
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[00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not.
[22:56:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Youtube you fucking bastard!
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[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds
[22:56:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Part 1 was loaded all the way to the end... starting three centimetres in
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[22:57:18] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Whatever, I'll join in at part 2
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[00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready
[22:57:27] <@TARDISman> Ok then
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[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig
[22:57:40] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
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[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready?
[22:58:15] <@TARDISman> I forgot about him and old people
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[00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then?
[22:58:20] <@Rycona> Checky is indeed wonderful.
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[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So
[22:58:50] <@Rycona> I'd keep that cabinet locked, in case some old bitty gets nosy.
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[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows
[22:59:31] <@TARDISman> Is everyone at the credits?
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[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ...
[22:59:39] <@Fernin> yep
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[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously?
[22:59:50] <@TARDISman> Ok, at most I'm 5 seconds off
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[00:12] <+not_sure> stop that
[23:00:23] <@Rycona> What about Papa's table?
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[00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH!
[23:00:32] <@Fernin> Papa's table is firewood now
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[00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY?
[23:00:32] <@Rycona> ...and it jsut went furry.
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[00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube...
[23:00:34] <@Rycona> just*
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[00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm*
[23:00:38] <@TARDISman> Nevermind
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[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already
[23:01:29] <@Rycona> She's probably a republican too.
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[00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go
[23:02:46] <@Fernin> no one could feel better enough for that
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[00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB.
[23:03:08] <@Rycona> Furries and roleplay...
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[00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance
[23:03:17] <@TARDISman> We've crossed into the dark realms now
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[00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time
[23:03:37] <@Fernin> the things a man has to do to put food on his table
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[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror
[23:04:11] <@Rycona> Good thing babies and animals don't write checks.
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[00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so*
[23:04:23] <@TARDISman> In 3 or 4 parts I'm gonna have to run for a minute
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[00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot.
[23:06:41] <@TARDISman> !
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[00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy....
[23:07:58] <@Rycona> I'll steal this coat.
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[00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied.
[23:08:23] <@TARDISman> Not gonna lie, I kinda like Nathan Lane a bit better
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[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom
[23:08:46] <@Rycona> I keep wishing he was Jackie Gleason.
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[00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick
[23:08:50] <@TARDISman> Figgy!
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[00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead
[23:08:58] <not_sure> all my readies in advance again
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[00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right?
[23:08:58] <@Fernin> agreed, I prefer Nathan Lane in his role
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[00:15] <+not_sure> real shame
[23:09:07] <@Fernin> but Gene Wilder totally outperforms Matthew Broderick
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[00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead
[23:09:19] <@TARDISman> That goes without saying
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[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS?
[23:09:26] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder's a fuckin' master
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[00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one
[23:09:45] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Okay!
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[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much
[23:09:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o/
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[00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored.
[23:09:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ?
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[00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P
[23:09:52] <@TARDISman> Ready
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[00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie.
[23:10:01] <@Rycona> Ready.
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[00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make
[23:10:01] <@Fernin> ready
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[00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this
[23:10:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
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[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack
[23:10:17] <@TARDISman> And there goes his pants
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[00:16] <+not_sure> 80
[23:10:51] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol Willy Wonka
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[00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway
[23:11:53] <@Fernin> Cough!
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[00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by JackTorrentz.com
[23:12:07] <@Rycona> They must be recording lude Diet Coke commercials in the parking lot.
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[00:17] <+not_sure> ha
[23:12:39] <@TARDISman> Gene Wilder
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[00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny
[23:12:42] * @TARDISman salutes
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[00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f.
[23:12:47] <@Rycona> Indeed.
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[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via torrentz.com
[23:13:39] <@Fernin> the pacing of the new one's nicer, nowhere near as fast as this
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[00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
[23:13:57] <@TARDISman> I remember seeing this live last year
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[00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun.
[23:14:00] <@TARDISman> It was fantastic
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[00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it!
[23:14:20] <@TARDISman> They had a nice balance of Lane and Wilder sort of characters
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[00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up
[23:14:40] <@Fernin> Mostel can scream, I'll give him that
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[00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well
[23:15:24] <@Rycona> Wake me if there's a fire in some old granny crotch.
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[00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals.
[23:15:37] <@TARDISman> This is like the pinnacle of the get rich quick scheme
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[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway
[23:16:11] <@Rycona> I hope Matthew Lesko busts through the door in his question mark suit.
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[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book
[23:16:26] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha
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[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie
[23:16:58] <@TARDISman> Second Base!
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[00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie
[23:17:06] <@Rycona> Haha.
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[00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger.
[23:17:21] <@Rycona> The ol' reacharound rope-a-dope.
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[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me
[23:18:28] <@TARDISman> This definitely had the volume
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[00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn.
[23:18:40] <@Rycona> I love this.
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[00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger
[23:19:27] <@TARDISman> That'd disturb the shit outta me
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[00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel.
[23:19:36] <@Rycona> Hmm. Some of the mannerisms remind me of Howie Mandell.
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[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion!
[23:20:13] <@Fernin> a lunch fit for kings
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[00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one.
[23:20:28] <@TARDISman> I can see where this is going
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[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion!
[23:20:36] <@TARDISman> I think I just had this earlier
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[00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry.
[23:20:43] <@TARDISman> Yep I just had this
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[00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me
[23:20:59] <@Fernin> mmm, park corner hot dogs from a random vendor
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[00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet
[23:21:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
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[00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons.
[23:21:07] <@TARDISman> In New York!
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[00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons.
[23:21:07] <@Rycona> Mouthy hot dog vendors. What culture.
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[00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself
[23:21:15] <@Fernin> ready
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[00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing.
[23:21:18] <@TARDISman> Those're my father's people!
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[00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh.
[23:21:20] <@TARDISman> Ready
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[00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze
[23:21:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
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[00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail
[23:21:27] <@Rycona> Red D.
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[00:23] <@LowEndLem> WHY IS HE TELLING HIM THIS
[23:22:01] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ope
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[00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U.
[23:23:59] <@TARDISman> Fantastic cue
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[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay
[23:24:21] <@TARDISman> He's wet again isn't he?
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[00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died."
[23:24:35] <@Fernin> yes, but he's not hysterical, or in pain
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[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back
[23:24:42] <@TARDISman> True
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[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care
[23:24:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hehe
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[00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?"
[23:26:27] <@TARDISman> Bahahaha, that title always gets me
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[00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished
[23:27:12] <@TARDISman> Concierge
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[00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next?
[23:27:22] <@Fernin> Manhattan-accented French, good stuff
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[00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready.
[23:27:31] <@TARDISman> Boirds
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[00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard.
[23:28:01] <@Fernin> ugh, so glad they removed her character in the new one
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[00:24] <+not_sure> :P
[23:28:47] <@TARDISman> Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
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[00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^
[23:31:03] <@Rycona> Yelling is German is scary.
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[00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it
[23:31:05] <@Rycona> in*
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[00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos
[23:31:23] <@Fernin> say anything in German over a normal speaking voice and you'll sound scary
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[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready
[23:31:27] <@Rycona> I had a conductor for a bi-county chorus do that sometimes. He was joking, but it's still scary.
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[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go
[23:31:33] <@Fernin> whole language makes you sound angry
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[00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing.
[23:32:01] <@TARDISman> Yep, one of my friends is learning Japanese after 4 years of German
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[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go
[23:32:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
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[00:25] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]�)
[23:32:25] <@Fernin> ready
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[00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers
[23:32:30] <@TARDISman> Ready
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[00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement.
[23:32:45] <@Rycona> Ready.
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[00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL.
[23:33:16] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
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[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny
[23:35:26] <@Fernin> fantastic way to tell him "Go away!"
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[00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor."
[23:35:54] <@Rycona> It could've been a guy talking to his mother.
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[00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god.
[23:37:46] <@Rycona> Money, money, money, is all you need.
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[00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants?
[23:37:59] <@Fernin> old version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder
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[00:27] <@Rycona> /What/ he is??
[23:38:44] <@Fernin> I like Ulla as an actual character, rather than an empty-headed bimbo whose entire purpose is eye candy
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[00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed.
[23:38:47] <@Rycona> She is smokin'.
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[00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though.
[23:38:56] <@TARDISman> Whooooooooo!
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[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3
[23:39:09] <@Rycona> This movie has everything.
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[00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it!
[23:39:16] <@TARDISman> Comedy, boobs and money
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[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny
[23:39:19] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I like her as eye candy
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[00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!"
[23:39:32] <@Rycona> He fondles the oldies and ogles the hippies.
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[00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better.
[23:40:22] <@Rycona> That's very phallic of her.
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[00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book.
[23:40:27] <@TARDISman> Did you see the size of that damn lighter?
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[00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie."
[23:42:02] <@Rycona> Yes, motel!
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[00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem.
[23:42:56] <@Rycona> I've never seen a gay werewolf before.
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[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts
[23:43:03] <@TARDISman> Holy balls
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[00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom.
[23:44:20] <@TARDISman> Ready
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[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up
[23:44:24] <@Fernin> ready
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[00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand...
[23:44:25] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready-o?
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[00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!"
[23:44:33] <@Rycona> Ready-i.
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[00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in?
[23:44:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure?
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[00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's.
[23:44:59] <not_sure> still here
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[00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette...
[23:45:17] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo
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[00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity...
[23:47:12] <@TARDISman> You figure this'll still be up tomorrow?
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[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal"
[23:47:26] <@Fernin> hopefully
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[00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy!
[23:47:32] <@Fernin> any that I don't get blocked, I'm leaving
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[00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!"
[23:47:58] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Huh?
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[00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father!
[23:48:02] <@TARDISman> Ok then, Iowa friend wants to watch it but she has to be up at 8 tomorrow
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[00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen.
[23:49:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> "Open Call for the Role of Adolf Hitler" lol
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[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old!
[23:49:59] <@TARDISman> In New York no less
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[00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's
[23:50:14] <@Rycona> I bet Glenn Beck is up there.
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[00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up
[23:50:22] <@TARDISman> Probably
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[00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT
[23:50:25] <@TARDISman> Now he's crying
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[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book?
[23:50:51] <@Rycona> He sounds like a muppet.
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[00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway.
[23:50:58] <@TARDISman> Yeah
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[00:34] <+not_sure> nope
[23:51:05] <@Rycona> He does kind of look like Frank Oz too.
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�[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry
[23:51:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Sounds like Peewee
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[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago
[23:51:38] <@TARDISman> Somebody's got a stick up his ass so far he's tasting pine
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[00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp).
[23:53:14] <@Rycona> I love that Andy Warhol jewelery.
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[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D
[23:53:23] <@TARDISman> Totally working that soup can!
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[00:35] <@Rycona> Really???
[23:54:01] <@TARDISman> He's... got... finger... cymbals...
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[00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome.
[23:54:17] <@TARDISman> And boots the size of Lithuania
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[00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe"
[23:54:28] <@Fernin> I think this is the only song in the movie I interrupted
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[00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have.
[23:54:37] <@Fernin> but that's mostly because it's so damn long...
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[00:35] <@Fernin> next part!
[23:56:05] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Preparado?
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[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go!
[23:56:07] <@TARDISman> HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP THAT SONG?!
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[00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear
[23:56:12] <@TARDISman> ...Whatever
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[00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people.
[23:56:12] <@Fernin> ready
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[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils
[23:56:17] <@TARDISman> Ready
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[00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
[23:56:22] <@Rycona> Rojo
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[00:37] <@Rycona> New friends.
[23:56:36] <not_sure> .
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[00:37] <@Rycona> Yay.
[23:56:41] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
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[00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants
[23:56:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally dig this song, though
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[00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!"
[23:57:45] <@TARDISman> Oh god
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[00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil
[23:57:49] <@TARDISman> Here we go1
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[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead
[23:57:50] <@TARDISman> !
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[00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing.
[23:58:03] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I totally knew they wouldn't give a full song to a reject
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[00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!"
[23:59:13] <@TARDISman> Jawohl!
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[00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it.
[00:00:04] <@Rycona> What he doesn't know is that the theatre is a giant gas chambers. Leo is enacting the True Revenge technique.
+
�[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds
[00:00:20] <@Rycona> chamber*
+
[00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel.
[00:01:39] <@Rycona> I'd give her two medals also.
+
[00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both!
[00:01:57] <@TARDISman> Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party!
+
[00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster.
[00:02:20] <@Rycona> "Honest" Leo is all excited about the ploy now.
+
[00:41] <@Rycona> single*
[00:02:59] <@TARDISman> God /damn/ that crowd shot is a classic
+
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked"
[00:03:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Agreed
+
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!!
[00:03:44] <@Rycona> The pillars -> tank cannons is great.
+
[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside
[00:04:01] <@TARDISman> Every time there's a crowd shot on the simpsons, the commentary references that
+
[00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies"
[00:04:24] <@FabriqueAuMexique> lol
+
[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind.
[00:04:29] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Hippie Hitler is wonderful
+
[00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing
[00:04:55] <@TARDISman> Hitler: He's dangerously camp
+
[00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors.
[00:06:24] <@TARDISman> Mel Brooks hasn't had his cameo yet has he?
+
[00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready!
[00:06:47] <@Fernin> nope... I don't remember where he comes in in this one, if even at all
+
[00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat!
[00:06:56] <@Rycona> I think he does.
+
[00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle!
[00:07:14] <@Rycona> The second nazi filler line sounded like a Brooks dub.
+
[00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams
[00:07:25] <@TARDISman> I know that was him in the new one
+
[00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool.
[00:07:26] <@Rycona> From the overture.
+
[00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings.
[00:07:34] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready/
+
[00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting.
[00:07:35] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ?
+
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which....
[00:07:36] <@Fernin> ready
+
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN
[00:07:42] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Gah
+
[00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things
[00:07:43] <@TARDISman> Ready
+
[00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point.
[00:07:49] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I swear it's the shift key, not my pinky
+
[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away.
[00:08:03] <@Rycona> dim Ready[]
+
[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened
[00:08:04] <@Fernin> no, in the new one, he doesn't show up until the very last line aftter the credits
+
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on
[00:08:15] <@TARDISman> Oh, right...
+
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7
[00:08:20] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Not_Sure?
+
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu
[00:08:32] <not_sure> you know I am
+
[00:47] <@Rycona> Ready.
[00:08:47] <@FabriqueAuMexique> !ready
+
[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go
[00:08:52] <@FabriqueAuMexique> ...?
+
[00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself.
[00:08:53] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Go!
+
[00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har
[00:10:02] <@TARDISman> Hahaha, See no evil
+
[00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining??
[00:10:33] <@Rycona> Dun dun dun!
+
[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya.
[00:10:48] <not_sure> 4 wrongs make a right
+
[00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:?
[00:12:55] <not_sure> he sounds a lot like Robin Williams
+
[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid
[00:13:06] <@Rycona> I was thinking that as well.
+
[00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids
[00:13:37] <@TARDISman> Wow, delayed reaction
+
[00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs.
[00:13:46] <@TARDISman> Perfect for comedic effect though
+
[00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup.
[00:14:10] <@Rycona> Yogi?
+
[00:51] <@Rycona> syrup*
[00:14:31] <@Rycona> I don't like seeing ribs though.
+
[00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night!
[00:14:43] <@Rycona> Sexier in the nightgown dress.
+
[00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel!
[00:14:56] <@TARDISman> Yeah definitely
+
[00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass!
[00:15:37] <@TARDISman> Apart from him I don't think anybody's gonna get past the secretary
+
[00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!"
[00:15:46] <@Rycona> Haha.
+
[00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy.
[00:16:37] <@TARDISman> Wooooo! Wonka's kickin ass!
+
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach.
[00:16:47] <@Rycona> His Jew Rage gauge was filled.
+
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can't*
[00:17:05] <@Fernin> good thing Nazi Jr. there's a terrible shot
+
[00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy"
[00:18:43] <@TARDISman> Luger fail
+
[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes
[00:19:06] <@Rycona> Unlike Of Mice and Men, the retard doesn't get shot in this one.
+
[00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks.
[00:19:20] <@TARDISman> Ohohohoho, Lennie
+
[00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything.
[00:19:47] <@TARDISman> Oh jeez
+
[00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps.
[00:19:50] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Ready?
+
[00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps.
[00:19:52] <@TARDISman> Ready
+
[00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons
[00:19:53] <not_sure> .
+
[00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar
[00:19:56] <@Fernin> ready'
+
[00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here?
[00:20:02] <@Rycona> Flink.
+
[00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man
[00:20:06] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Goo!
+
[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good
[00:20:55] <@Rycona> When things get nasty, Use Bombs.
+
[00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic?
[00:21:11] * @TARDISman starts singing the Bomb jingle
+
[00:56] <@Rycona> Yup.
[00:21:35] <@TARDISman> Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiillllllll!
+
[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous
[00:21:35] <@Fernin> where do a trio of mooks like that just happen to get a bundle of dynamite?
+
[00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY!
[00:21:38] <@Rycona> nothing like pimping your own site in context.
+
[00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake.
[00:21:59] <@FabriqueAuMexique> Acme catalogue
+
[00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way.
[00:22:41] <@Rycona> You're not triple fat, only regular fat.
+
[00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks?
[00:22:46] <@Rycona> And morally currpt.
+
[00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes
[00:22:50] <@Rycona> corrupt*
+
[00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme.
[00:23:00] * @TARDISman thumbs up
+
�[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon
[00:23:40] <@TARDISman> There that is
+
[00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn."
[00:23:50] <@TARDISman> Bahahahahahaha!
+
[00:58] <@LowEndLem> next?
[00:24:04] <@Rycona> Incredibly guilty! Double the sentence!
+
[00:58] <@Fernin> next
[00:24:22] <@TARDISman> Phoenix really failed this case
+
[00:58] <@Fernin> go!
[00:25:10] <@TARDISman> Hit Franz, hit franz...
+
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> go?
[00:25:51] <@TARDISman> He's right there... in a full body cast
+
[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go
[00:25:59] <@TARDISman> Just swing a bit to the right
+
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> went!
[00:26:41] <@TARDISman> Aaaaaaahahahahhahaaha, his middle finger!
+
[00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything
[00:28:26] <not_sure> well that was fun
+
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN
[00:28:42] <@Fernin> I still find the new one to be more fun
+
[00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is
[00:28:57] <@Fernin> better paced, better songs... slightly less screaming
+
[00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks.
[00:29:08] <@TARDISman> But less Wilder
+
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh
[00:29:10] <@FabriqueAuMexique> I give that movie a thumbs up
+
[00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe...
[00:29:16] <@TARDISman> Which is a detractor
+
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out
[00:29:22] <@FabriqueAuMexique> And you can't top those songs
+
[:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me!
[00:30:08] <@TARDISman> Springtime's always a classic
+
[:] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow?
[00:31:05] <@Rycona> Wee.
+
[:] <@LowEndLem> exposition
 +
[:] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying?
 +
[:] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there?
 +
[:] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle!
 +
[:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> TURN IT THE HELL OFF. I WILL FIGHT YOU.
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you.
 +
[:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy
 +
[:07] <@LowEndLem> ack!
 +
[:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc.
 +
[:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations
 +
[:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people.
 +
�[:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities!
 +
�[:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims!
 +
[:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin.
 +
[:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers?
 +
[:08] <@LowEndLem> toes.
 +
[:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis.
 +
[:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil.
 +
�[:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound
 +
[:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches.
 +
�[:10] <@Fernin> next part, set
 +
�[:10] <@Fernin> and go
 +
[:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy.
 +
[:11] <@Rycona> Oh.
 +
[:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over.
 +
[:11] <@LowEndLem> and now....you DIE
 +
[:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot.
 +
[:11] <@Rycona> in the*
 +
�[:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else?
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that.
 +
[:13] <+not_sure> yeah
 +
�[:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now...
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing.
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part.
 +
[:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't.
 +
[:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not."
 +
[:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy
 +
[:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book.
 +
[:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin!
 +
�[:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes
 +
[:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read.
 +
[:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater.
 +
[:16] <+not_sure> oh shit
 +
�[:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind
 +
[:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince?
 +
�[:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice
 +
[:17] <@LowEndLem> oh
 +
�[:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off
 +
�[:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf *cough*
 +
[:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration
 +
[:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer.
 +
�[:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself
 +
�[:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS?
 +
[:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation"
 +
[:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think
 +
[:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again.
 +
[:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember
 +
�[:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set
 +
[:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it
 +
�[:21] <@Fernin> and go
 +
�[:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here.
 +
[:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome.
 +
[:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack!
 +
[:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden?
 +
[:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence?
 +
[:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke.
 +
[:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks.
 +
[:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank?
 +
[:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him.
 +
[:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name.
 +
�[:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady?
 +
[:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson.
 +
[:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading.
 +
[:29] <@LowEndLem> STOP RINGING THE BELL
 +
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that.
 +
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm
 +
[:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas
 +
[:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off.
 +
�[:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all...
 +
�[:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel
 +
�[:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part
 +
[:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene*
 +
[:32] <@LowEndLem> huh?
 +
�[:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8
 +
[:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer.
 +
�[:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube
 +
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh
 +
[:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough.
 +
�[:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling
 +
[:33] <@Rycona> Sexy.
 +
�[:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead
 +
[:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P
 +
[:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying
 +
[:33] <+not_sure> or not
 +
�[:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already
 +
[:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works.
 +
�[:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one"
 +
[:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was."
 +
[:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI!
 +
�[:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are
 +
[:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now.
 +
[:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left...
 +
[:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway.
 +
[:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE.
 +
�[:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself!
 +
[:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back.
 +
[:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever.
 +
[:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money.
 +
[:43] <@Rycona> No club soda?
 +
[:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing?
 +
[:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom
 +
[:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments.
 +
[:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer.
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes....
 +
[:45] <+not_sure> ok
 +
�[:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both.
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes!
 +
[:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too.
 +
[:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone.
 +
[:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick.
 +
�[:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier
 +
�[:46] <@Fernin> go
 +
[:46] <@LowEndLem> kk
 +
[:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic
 +
�[:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated
 +
[:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan.
 +
[:48] <+not_sure> any advice?
 +
[:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying.
 +
[:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you.
 +
�[:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now
 +
[:50] <+not_sure> 3:50
 +
[:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind.
 +
[:51] <@Rycona> Thanks.
 +
[:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35
 +
[:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking.
 +
[:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling.
 +
[:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet
 +
�[:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it
 +
[:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job
 +
[:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
 +
[:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers.
 +
[:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink.
 +
�[:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open?
 +
[:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol.
 +
[:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect.
 +
[:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message?
 +
[:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again.
 +
[:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!!
 +
[:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy....
 +
[:57] <@LowEndLem> next
 +
�[:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride
 +
[:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly?
 +
�[:57] <@Fernin> go
 +
[:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane.
 +
[:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill"
 +
[:] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside!
 +
[:] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk.
 +
[:] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything
 +
[:] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession
 +
[:] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song
 +
[:] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel.
 +
�[:] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much
 +
[:] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter.
 +
[:] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good.
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day.
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused.
 +
�[:04] <@Fernin> haha
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher
 +
[:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever!
 +
[:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud.
 +
[:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels?
 +
[:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine
 +
[:] <@Rycona> Hmmm.
 +
�[:] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?"
 +
�[:07] <@Fernin> next part, set?
 +
[:08] <@LowEndLem> tep
 +
[:08] <@Rycona> Yup.
 +
�[:08] <@Fernin> go
 +
[:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself.
 +
[:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb?
 +
�[:10] <@Fernin> ...er?
 +
�[:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something?
 +
[:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie.
 +
�[:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad
 +
[:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads
 +
[:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat!
 +
[:11] <+not_sure> swing*
 +
[:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting
 +
[:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant
 +
�[:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double
 +
[:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI?
 +
[:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role.
 +
�[:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane.
 +
[:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT?
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office?
 +
[:13] <@Rycona> * - '
 +
�[:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer
 +
[:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this.
 +
�[:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves
 +
[:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't
 +
[:15] <@LowEndLem> STOP DETAILING YOUR PLAN
 +
�[:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat
 +
[:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either.
 +
�[:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it
 +
[:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it
 +
�[:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity
 +
�[:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko
 +
[:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie.
 +
[:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things.
 +
[:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books
 +
[:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It.
 +
[:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all
 +
[:18] <@Rycona> True.
 +
�[:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie
 +
�[:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere!
 +
[:19] <@LowEndLem> k
 +
�[:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go
 +
[:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you.
 +
[:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for
 +
[:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block.
 +
[:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie.
 +
�[:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene...
 +
[:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R.
 +
[:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet"
 +
�[:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour...
 +
�[:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour
 +
�[:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea
 +
[:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite.
 +
[:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail!
 +
[:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something
 +
[:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats.
 +
[:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13!
 +
[:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay
 +
[:29] <@LowEndLem> weee
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[:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag.
 +
�[:29] * FabriqueAuMexique (~eggburns@S01950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT3K
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[:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha
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�[:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcNDery_Ic&feature=related
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[:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough!
 +
[:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig.
 +
[:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier
 +
[:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left
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[:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool
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[:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis.
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�[:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf
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[:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... "
 +
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel
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[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy
 +
[:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man?
 +
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry
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[:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books.
 +
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready
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[:32] <@LowEndLem> ready
 +
�[:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then
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[:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid.
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�[:32] <@Fernin> go!
 +
[:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending
 +
[:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring.
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[:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever
 +
[:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well.
 +
[:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer...
 +
[:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe.
 +
�[:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny?
 +
�[:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety
 +
[:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both
 +
[:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge.
 +
[:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever.
 +
[:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents.
 +
�[:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother
 +
[:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on
 +
�[:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere
 +
[:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/
 +
[:37] <@LowEndLem> ....
 +
[:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT
 +
�[:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that?
 +
�[:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well
 +
[:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes.
 +
[:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air.
 +
[:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground...
 +
[:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something!
 +
�[:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once
 +
[:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future.
 +
[:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo
 +
[:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman!
 +
[:41] <@LowEndLem> next!
 +
[:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready
 +
�[:41] <@Fernin> last part!
 +
�[:41] <@Fernin> go!
 +
[:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time.
 +
[:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying
 +
[:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart
 +
[:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny!
 +
�[:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves
 +
[:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe.
 +
[:43] <@LowEndLem> BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
 +
�[:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself
 +
�[:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book
 +
[:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know
 +
[:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along.
 +
[:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling...
 +
[:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh
 +
�[:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen!
 +
[:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone
 +
[:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold
 +
[:46] <@Rycona> Haha.
 +
[:47] <@LowEndLem> close!
 +
[:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler.
 +
[:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg.
 +
�[:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie
 +
[:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them
 +
[:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix.
 +
�[:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure
 +
[:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup
 +
[:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit.
 +
[:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles.
 +
[:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits.
 +
[:52] <@Rycona> Fin.
 +
[:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting
 
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Revision as of 01:10, 11 February 2010

The Shining was the nineteenth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief.

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[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough [00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when �[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Client closed connection�) [00:10] <@LowEndLem> .... [00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal? [00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not. �[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds �[00:11] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) has joined #MSLT3K [00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready [00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig [00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready? [00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then? [00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So �[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows [00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ... [00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously? [00:12] <+not_sure> stop that [00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH! [00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY? [00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube... [00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm* �[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already [00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go [00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB. [00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance [00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time [00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror [00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so* [00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot. [00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy.... [00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied. [00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom [00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick [00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead [00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right? [00:15] <+not_sure> real shame [00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead �[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS? [00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one �[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much [00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored. [00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P [00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie. [00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make [00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this �[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack [00:16] <+not_sure> 80 [00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway [00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by JackTorrentz.com [00:17] <+not_sure> ha [00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny [00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f. �[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via torrentz.com [00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha. [00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun. [00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it! [00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up [00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well [00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals. [00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway �[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book �[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie [00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie [00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger. [00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me [00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn. [00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger [00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel. �[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion! [00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one. �[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion! [00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry. [00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me [00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet [00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons. [00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons. [00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself [00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing. [00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh. [00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze [00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail [00:23] <@LowEndLem> WHY IS HE TELLING HIM THIS [00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U. [00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay [00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died." [00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back �[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care [00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?" [00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished [00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next? [00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready. [00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard. [00:24] <+not_sure> :P [00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^ [00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it [00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos [00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready [00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go [00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing. [00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go �[00:25] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]�) [00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers [00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement. [00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL. �[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny [00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor." [00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god. [00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants? [00:27] <@Rycona> /What/ he is?? [00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed. [00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though. �[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3 [00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it! �[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny [00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!" [00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better. [00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book. [00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie." [00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem. �[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts [00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom. �[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up [00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand... [00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!" [00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in? [00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's. [00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette... [00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity... �[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal" [00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy! [00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!" [00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father! [00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen. �[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old! [00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's [00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up [00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT �[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book? [00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway. [00:34] <+not_sure> nope �[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry �[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago [00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp). �[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D [00:35] <@Rycona> Really??? [00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome. [00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe" [00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have. �[00:35] <@Fernin> next part! �[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go! [00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear [00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people. �[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils [00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN [00:37] <@Rycona> New friends. [00:37] <@Rycona> Yay. [00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants [00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!" [00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil �[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead [00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing. [00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!" [00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it. �[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds [00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel. [00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both! [00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster. [00:41] <@Rycona> single* [00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked" [00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!! �[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside [00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies" �[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind. [00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing [00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors. [00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready! [00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat! [00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle! [00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams [00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool. [00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings. [00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting. [00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which.... [00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN [00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things [00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point. �[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away. �[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened [00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on [00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7 [00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu [00:47] <@Rycona> Ready. �[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go [00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself. [00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har [00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining?? �[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya. [00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:? �[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid [00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids [00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs. [00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup. [00:51] <@Rycona> syrup* [00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night! [00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel! [00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass! [00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!" [00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy. [00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach. [00:53] <@Rycona> Can't* [00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy" �[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes [00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks. [00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything. [00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps. [00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps. [00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons [00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar [00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here? [00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man �[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good [00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic? [00:56] <@Rycona> Yup. �[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous [00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY! [00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake. [00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way. [00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks? [00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes [00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme. �[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon [00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn." [00:58] <@LowEndLem> next? �[00:58] <@Fernin> next �[00:58] <@Fernin> go! [00:59] <@LowEndLem> go? �[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go [00:59] <@LowEndLem> went! [00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything [00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN [00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is [00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks. [00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh [00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe... [00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out [:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me! �[:] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow? [:] <@LowEndLem> exposition �[:] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying? �[:] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there? [:] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle! �[:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day [:04] <@LowEndLem> TURN IT THE HELL OFF. I WILL FIGHT YOU. [:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you. [:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy [:07] <@LowEndLem> ack! [:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc. [:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations [:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people. �[:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities! �[:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims! [:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin. [:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers? [:08] <@LowEndLem> toes. [:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis. [:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil. �[:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound [:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches. �[:10] <@Fernin> next part, set �[:10] <@Fernin> and go [:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy. [:11] <@Rycona> Oh. [:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over. [:11] <@LowEndLem> and now....you DIE [:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot. [:11] <@Rycona> in the* �[:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else? [:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that. [:13] <+not_sure> yeah �[:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now... [:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing. [:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part. [:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't. [:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not." [:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy [:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book. [:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin! �[:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes [:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read. [:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater. [:16] <+not_sure> oh shit �[:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind [:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince? �[:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice [:17] <@LowEndLem> oh �[:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off �[:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf *cough* [:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration [:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer. �[:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself �[:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS? [:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation" [:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think [:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again. [:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember �[:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set [:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it �[:21] <@Fernin> and go �[:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here. [:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome. [:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack! [:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden? [:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence? [:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke. [:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks. [:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank? [:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him. [:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name. �[:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady? [:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson. [:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading. [:29] <@LowEndLem> STOP RINGING THE BELL [:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that. [:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm [:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas [:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off. �[:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all... �[:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel �[:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part [:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene* [:32] <@LowEndLem> huh? �[:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8 [:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer. �[:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube [:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh [:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough. �[:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling [:33] <@Rycona> Sexy. �[:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead [:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P [:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying [:33] <+not_sure> or not �[:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already [:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works. �[:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one" [:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was." [:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI! �[:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are [:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now. [:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left... [:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway. [:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE. �[:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself! [:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back. [:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever. [:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money. [:43] <@Rycona> No club soda? [:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing? [:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom [:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments. [:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer. [:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes.... [:45] <+not_sure> ok �[:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it [:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me [:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows [:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both. [:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes! [:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too. [:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone. [:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick. �[:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier �[:46] <@Fernin> go [:46] <@LowEndLem> kk [:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic �[:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated [:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan. [:48] <+not_sure> any advice? [:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying. [:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you. �[:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now [:50] <+not_sure> 3:50 [:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind. [:51] <@Rycona> Thanks. [:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35 [:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking. [:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling. [:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet �[:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it [:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job [:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha. [:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers. [:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink. �[:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open? [:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol. [:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect. [:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message? [:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again. [:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!! [:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy.... [:57] <@LowEndLem> next �[:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride [:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly? �[:57] <@Fernin> go [:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane. [:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill" [:] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside! [:] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk. [:] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything [:] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession [:] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song [:] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel. �[:] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much [:] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter. [:] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good. [:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day. [:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused. �[:04] <@Fernin> haha [:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher [:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever! [:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud. [:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels? [:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine [:] <@Rycona> Hmmm. �[:] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?" �[:07] <@Fernin> next part, set? [:08] <@LowEndLem> tep [:08] <@Rycona> Yup. �[:08] <@Fernin> go [:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself. [:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb? �[:10] <@Fernin> ...er? �[:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something? [:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie. �[:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad [:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads [:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat! [:11] <+not_sure> swing* [:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting [:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant �[:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double [:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI? [:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role. �[:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane [:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane. [:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT? [:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office? [:13] <@Rycona> * - ' �[:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer [:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this. �[:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves [:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't [:15] <@LowEndLem> STOP DETAILING YOUR PLAN �[:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat [:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either. �[:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it [:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it �[:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity �[:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko [:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie. [:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things. [:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books [:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It. [:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all [:18] <@Rycona> True. �[:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie �[:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere! [:19] <@LowEndLem> k �[:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go [:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you. [:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for [:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block. [:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie. �[:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene... [:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R. [:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet" �[:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour... �[:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour �[:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea [:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite. [:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail! [:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something [:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats. [:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13! [:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay [:29] <@LowEndLem> weee [:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag. �[:29] * FabriqueAuMexique (~eggburns@S01950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT3K [:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha �[:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcNDery_Ic&feature=related [:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough! [:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig. [:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier [:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left [:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool [:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis. �[:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf [:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... " [:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel [:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy [:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man? [:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry [:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books. [:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready [:32] <@LowEndLem> ready �[:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then [:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid. �[:32] <@Fernin> go! [:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending [:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring. [:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever [:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well. [:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer... [:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe. �[:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny? �[:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety [:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both [:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge. [:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever. [:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents. �[:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother [:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on �[:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere [:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/ [:37] <@LowEndLem> .... [:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT �[:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that? �[:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well [:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes. [:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air. [:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground... [:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something! �[:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once [:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future. [:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo [:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman! [:41] <@LowEndLem> next! [:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready �[:41] <@Fernin> last part! �[:41] <@Fernin> go! [:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time. [:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying [:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart [:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny! �[:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves [:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe. [:43] <@LowEndLem> BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD �[:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself �[:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book [:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know [:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along. [:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling... [:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh �[:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen! [:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone [:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold [:46] <@Rycona> Haha. [:47] <@LowEndLem> close! [:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler. [:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg. �[:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie [:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them [:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix. �[:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure [:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup [:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit. [:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles. [:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits. [:52] <@Rycona> Fin. [:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting