Syd Lexia

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What a dork.

Syd Lexia is the founder of SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.


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HE IS BORED

  • When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
  • HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.

Syd's Relatives

Education

  • Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
  • Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality
GPA - 5.6 out of 120.
King's Quest IV - 227 out 230
Degree: Masters of Masturbation

Honors and Awards

  • Master of Reality
  • Paranoid
  • Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • Sabotage
  • Technical Ecstasy
  • Heaven and Hell
  • Mob Rules
  • Dehumanizer

Medical History

  • Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.

Trivia

  • Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
  • Syd fucking loves olives.
    The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
  • He hates sweet potatoes.
  • When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.

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