Syd Lexia is the founder of SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
HE IS BORED
- When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
- HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
- Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
- Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality
- GPA - 5.6 out of 120.
- King's Quest IV - 227 out 230
- Degree: Masters of Masturbation
Honors and Awards
- Master of Reality
- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
- Technical Ecstasy
- Heaven and Hell
- Mob Rules
- Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.
- Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
- Syd fucking loves olives.
The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
- He hates sweet potatoes.
- When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.