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* Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]] | * Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]] | ||
* Sister: [[Krislexia]] | * Sister: [[Krislexia]] | ||
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| + | == Education == | ||
| + | * Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006 | ||
| + | * Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nestalgiality | ||
| + | :: GPA 5.6 out of 120. | ||
| + | :: Degree: Masters of Masturbation | ||
== Honors and Awards == | == Honors and Awards == | ||
Revision as of 12:52, 1 August 2008
Contents
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What a dork.
Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
HE IS BORED
- When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
- HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
Syd's Relatives
- Brother: Dr. Jeebus
- Sister: Krislexia
Education
- Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
- Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nestalgiality
- GPA 5.6 out of 120.
- Degree: Masters of Masturbation
Honors and Awards
- Master of Reality
- Paranoid
- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
- Sabotage
- Technical Ecstasy
- Heaven and Hell
- Mob Rules
Medical History
- Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
Trivia
- Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
- Syd fucking loves olives.
The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd. - He hates sweet potatoes.
