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Slash... he is so fucking awesome

Real Name: Saul Hudson


  • Guns N' Roses
  • Slash's Snakepit
  • Velvet Revolver
  • Slash's Blues Ball (don't worry no one else has ever heard of them either)

Fan Comments & Notes

  • Slash is the shiz.
  • Slash is the coolest motherfucker around. He wears a top hat, black shades and makes smoking look cool.
  • However kids, smoking is not cool even though slash does it, smoking kills... it just doesn't kill slash.
  • Bobashotmace has met him.
  • GPFontaine was within an inch from grabbing his guitar during a concert as he soloed over the crowd. He had to settle for a high five from Duff.


Did you know that Slash is cooler than:

  • Meatloaf
  • Maynard James Keenan
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • Final Fantasy VI
  • Halloween (the original, better movie)
  • greeneyedzeke
  • Melrose
  • A Honda Fit
  • A.G. Bear
  • Crane game machines
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • Smoothies with yogurt
  • Dell Precision workstations
  • Kenpo
  • Anorexia
  • Rock Band
  • Star Wars
  • Ross Rifle (but not by much)